Out in the nick of time

7/20/2013 3:46:54 AM

Hey y'all,

was clubn with friends in sc. We left the club early. As we were walking to our vehicles. A lot lizard approached us & said I can do what you want. We asked how much she said $175 each. we said ok then my buds took off & left me. So me & the lot lizard had out fun.

Just as I was shootn my load in in her pussy. I saw head lights comeing. It was a cop driving through. I filled her pussy & pulled out. & we got dressed in the nick of time just as the cop was about to stop & see what we were doing. He stopped we answered his questions & he left. So to all of y'all who ply with lot lizard's find better cover before you play.

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stephanmatoe

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11 years ago

Dad, is that you? We're out of Cheerios and milk.

zipman68

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11 years ago

Bang dude... You did bareback with a lot lizard? WTF?

Don't worry 'bout the cops bro. You just better hope that parts don't start fallin' off. You probably picked up herpes simplex IX.

Hell, did you look closely at the lizard crotch? I bet she had some super-crabs that don't actually need pubes to survive (trust me bro...we've been putting strong directional selection on crabs...we're gonna get super-crabs). Do you have super-crabs bro?

Ermita_Nights

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11 years ago

Did you have to pay for parking too?

SlickSpic

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11 years ago

I've never banged a lot lizard to begin with but I have had a similar experience. When Mr. Slick was only 18 and fresh out of high school, he was banging this chica that was 17 and a senior. One night we decided to go to one of the parks in our area. Once at the park, it was back seat time. One thing led to another ad that old Honda Civic Hatchback was rockin' and a rollin'.
Out if the blue, we hear a knock on the window. A metallic knock. The sound of a Maglight knocking on my window. We knew it was the one-time and got dressed faster than we've ever had before. The officer questioned us about our activity and the young ladies age. She lied, of course. We lucked out. The officer told us to "get a room" cause "Nobody gets busy in my park!". We left and finished up in that old Honda, in front of her neighbors house(no one was home). Great time for a young Slick.

ilbbaicnl

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11 years ago

Find cover and use cover.

gawker

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11 years ago

Slick - similar story from back when the world was flat. I was 18 and she was 16. I had a '56 VW bug and we jumped in the back seat and got the car rocking. We were out in the woods and there was a bright flash. Assuming someone was there I jumped out and ... nothing. Back to the finest 40 inch chest i ever licked and another flash of light. WTF? Then a smell - something was burning besides my desire. Those old bugs had the battery under the back seat. As we bounced the seat coils hit the battery terminals and started the seat on fire. And that was before hot pants were invented.

bang69

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11 years ago

I thought we had plenty of cover. No I didn't pay for parking. The condom broke

bang69

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11 years ago

At this point & time I am D&D FREE

Corvus

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11 years ago

Gawker, that's funny.