Name one thing a Strip joint & a Asian massage parlor have in common.

They both have girls that don't understand English.

No matter which one you visit, you are likely to find txtittyfan's relatives, or txtittyfan himself, offering sex for money either inside or out in the parking lot.

There's a good chance you'll get fucked, one way or another.

There's a likelihood that you'll bring home something you can't carry in a bag.

They're usually located close to one another.

Cum on the floor?

Clubber goes to both?

Hahahahaha. George, that's gross. Unfortunately, often times true.

The women never leave. AM girls grow up to be mamasans that take your money at the door. Dancers grow up to be bartenders or waitresses that take your money inside.

They will both take your money.

Parking lots

Tax fraud?

Don't have to worry about loud music at amps

Both are about as exciting as a tornado warning unless you think something might happen to make it exciting.

My location is currently under a tornado warning but I don't see anything threatening on radar except one tiny dot moving north of me that s dissapearing. About as exciting as driving past police check points and police lines.