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Need some friggin' LARFS -- defending da Juiceman!

zipman68

the speed force!

OK bros (and sisters, bros pretending to be sisters, and -- of course -- the resident 'tards):

I'm going to offer a spirited defense of my bro -- da Juiceman. Lest I be accused of being "sycophantic" by the resident 'tards I would point out one important thing -- I find Juice to be funny. He entertains me. Analogy for the chronically clueless (I'm looking at you 23camby-beyotch) -- imagine there is a band in your hometown that you dig. You've seen some of their gigs and would like some MP3s. You've also met the folks in the band. Is it sycophantic to to say "hey dudes (and/or dudettes, as the case may be), I dig your shows...you should record and distribute MP3s of (fill in the blank if you dig specific songs)".

No...its just trying to encourage somebody that entertains you. And you know what tard-boys...Juice also entertains a lot of other folks on this board. Sometimes different folks

So Juicebro...you Juice on 'til the day you leave this mortal coil. Juice on indeed!!!

And if we're going to talk about sycophants, I'm going to point at the WORST motherfucking sycophant on the board -- CAMBYTARD!!!

Oh yeah...Camby is all bitching 'bout Juice (and me and Dougsta and all o' Juice's other personas) and gettin' up in my grill callin' me a "sycophant". But then he slips in some sort of ass kissing to the "old timers". Camby is going on about "oh...we have so much to learn from you old times. please share your amazing wisdom." Yeah...if you club a lot you pick up some instincts about things. But c'mon -- how hard is it really you 'tard? C'mon...finding ways to get strippers to give you services for money. Wow...that is really rocket science. Here's the trick you 'tard: learn to read people, even flakey strippers. Use common sense. Have a thick wallet. Try not to let the little head override the big head. Realize that sometimes little head will veto big head. YMMV.

Would you like me to administer a test to see how much of that you got?

But no...that Cambydude is actually TRYING to plant his lips so close to the asses of folks like Shadow that I'm waiting to see Mr. Kat kick his candyass (or is dat "cambyass") for trying to give a big, sloppy rimjob.

Now don't get me wrong. I like Mr. Kat. He is a cool-el dude. If he stopped posting his groovy stuff I might even post "whoa...where is Mr. Kat? I miss his posts...he posts some fun shit to read". Would that make me a sycophant? No, it means I dig reading da shizzle he posts. Being a sycophant would be "oh Shadow...you are SO wise...I could get so much more out of clubbing if I just learned 1% of what you know..." AKA "the shizzle dat Cambydude posts".

Now everybody...get back to posting whatever the fuck you were going to post anyway. If you like somebody's posts, engage with them. If you don't like folks posts bitch about them. But don't have any illusions 'bout what you're doing.

NOW...BACK TO SOME MOTHAFUCKIN LARFS!!!