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I had a nightmare.......

I was in the doctor's office when the doctor came in and said it was time for a prostate check.......The doctor was Juice!!

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Merry Christmas, perverts

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chasing

Chase you? Bitch I don't even chase my liquor.

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Stripper boyfriends

Im the dead beat fucker living off your sugar bae money Im the Duke

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Boycott Greezing Bouncers

Fuck these Ass wholes !!!

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different clubs 4 different reasons

I don't know how u feel but one club cant satisfying all my desires and moods Sum times i want sex...got a club 4 that Sum times i want to chill... got a club 4 that Sum times i just want dances... got…

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My Dream

I had a very realistic dream last night. I was headed for the date that I have scheduled this coming week with the DS. The details of the planned date in my dream were the same as…

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ATF Breakups

I'm getting depressed. Are the breakups always full of betrayal and hurt feelings? Is it ever handled in a mature and responsible manner?

Beemers Gentlemen's Club

McKeesport, Pennsylvania

Hadn't been there since last review...

Hadn't been there since last review and thought I'd check it out. The club is the same as I reviewed last time regarding appearance, drink prices, cover, etc. There were several dancers there…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

When I was doing my research...

When I was doing my research for a trip to Vegas, I found out about the Treasures steakhouse. I thought, strippers and steak, two of my favorite things under one roof. What could…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Went to the bird right around...

Went to the bird right around midnight and was hoping for a good grind from some hot talent. This was not the case. Paid $20 to get in $10 for entrance and $10 for drink.…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Club Risque is one of the...

Club Risque is one of the better Philly clubs to grab a drink and watch some tits after a game. The club is located near the sports complex and has a good mix of dancers…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

First time to go here paid...

First time to go here paid $9.50 cover . Walked in to club area and sat by the second stage and let my eyes adjust to the club lighting which was darker than other clubs…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Walked in by recommendation from a...

Walked in by recommendation from a bartender from a local bar up in Cape Canaveral. It was a football Sunday. Nice club. Bar is on the left and the dance stage is…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

I was in Toronto for business...

I was in Toronto for business and decided to take a trip to the Falls to sight-see and to visit Sundowners given the reviews. Saturday afternoon, I would say 20-25 ladies of which about 4…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Of the 3 flashdancer group, this...

Of the 3 flashdancer group, this is single A team both in physical layout and more importantly with regards to the girls, to a certain extend I would say that private eyes is better than…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

So I went to Vegas last...

So I went to Vegas last weekend with some friends and we decided to come to this legendary strip club. I haven't been to a lot of clubs, just a few in Michigan and Illinois,…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

Back when this was the Gold...

Back when this was the Gold Club it used to be one of my favorites. Relaxed atmosphere, wide variety of attractive dancers, and had some great experiences with private dances. Wanted to see if there…

Stars Cabaret

Beaverton, Oregon

One of my favorite go to...

One of my favorite go to clubs in the Portland area. I happen to live by so it makes it convenient. Wednesday nights are "free prime rib" dinner (with $5 cover, so basically…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

So this was my second visit...

So this was my second visit here. As stated by others, no alcohol served here, so keep that in mind. I was pleasantly surprised to find 13 girls working at 2:30 in the afternoon.…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Went on a Friday afternoon. ...

Went on a Friday afternoon. The lady at the front desk charged me $14 -- I laughed and gave it to her, told her the extra $2 was her tip. Entered the club…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

Portland has so many clubs, with...

Portland has so many clubs, with such a variety it's hard to choose one that stands out, but Rose City sure did for me. Although it's a little hard to find with the entrance hidden…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

I went to Crazy Horse about...

I went to Crazy Horse about a year ago and wasn't that impressed. Of all the Cleveland clubs, however, this is the closest to home, so I thought I'd give it another try. I'm glad…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

A tale of two broads. Its not...

A tale of two broads. Its not my first visit to Pandora, so I know the drill and I sit with enough view of the ongoing show, but with an empty chair next to me for…

Body Language

Louisville, Kentucky

I've been to 4 Louisville clubs....

I've been to 4 Louisville clubs. This is my favorite. I'm comparing it to Trixie's, Bottoms Up and the Doll House. It definitely isn't the nicest, but I'm ok with that. One of the reasons…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Was having a bad week so...

Was having a bad week so I decided to visit Club Blaze for the first time. Parking and entrance was $10 each. Not to many places to sit put there was dancers everywhere. They…

Christie's Cabaret Brunswick

Brunswick, Ohio

Went there on a Friday night....

Went there on a Friday night. Lot of pretty girls, and there's a lot of variety in what they will or won't do. Did a bunch of shots with this one dancer and then went…

Papermoon Midlothian

Richmond, Virginia

Decided to venture to this club...

Decided to venture to this club tonight. This club allows smoking, which is a turn off for me. Additionally I have noticed that the club is not very clean. There are tables…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

After another visit, still my favorite...

After another visit, still my favorite club. Arrived on a Saturday night around 11pm. No parking lot, but was able to find parking about 2 blocks away. Cover at that time was $20. Inside, everything…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

went to check out the lunch...

went to check out the lunch buffet, skeptical to think that it could be any good. boy, was I wrong, managed to get a nice fresh batch of fried chicken out of the kitchen…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Since work has me in the...

Since work has me in the Kalamazoo area again, I started to check out Angels again. It's still the same pleasant place that it was 2 years ago. Staff is still friendly and…

Sin City Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stopped by on the way home...

Stopped by on the way home from the airport....first visit since it re-opened from Christine's. No cover at the door since I had a hotel room key (never hurts to ask).…

Th' Katch Show Club

Farragut, Tennessee

This place has unrealized potential, but...

This place has unrealized potential, but the owner refuses to invest the $$$ to make it the top flight club it could be. It has a great location right off the interstate and the potential…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Went to Lust last night and...

Went to Lust last night and stayed later than usual. The dancer count was 25 or maybe slightly more, hard to tell because it was ladies night and there were a lot of hot female…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

I stopped in around 2:00 P.M....

I stopped in around 2:00 P.M. on Thursday afternoon. The place was fairly crowded and I was able to get a seat at the bar. I ordered a soft drink and began to look at…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

I came down for a visit...

I came down for a visit after a day trip to NYC for business. The last few times were great as far as mileage and ITC experiences for hounds such as myself. Walked…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

On a Tuesday afternoon I stopped...

On a Tuesday afternoon I stopped in at the Coliseum to check out the day talent. I was quite surprised to see so many hot young dancers. I took a seat at the bar and…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

This used to be a favorite...

This used to be a favorite stop of mine when I worked in the area about 12 years ago maybe more. The interior has been completed redone since I was last there and from…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Was in town for business and...

Was in town for business and saw this club on off the interstate and thought I would stop by and check it out. Glad I did. Arrived around 8 pm so it wasn't…

Beansnappers

Appleton, Wisconsin

Saw the reviews and thought I...

Saw the reviews and thought I would stop by since I was in the area for work. No cover to get in but 2 drink minimum. The club is very bright - not typical…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

This is probably the best club...

This is probably the best club in Greenville if you're looking for hot women, but not really into extras. The music doesn't kill your ears like at PP, and the women are very hot.…

Playmates

South Byron, New York

Sunday, December 07, 2014 12:48 AM I've been...

Sunday, December 07, 2014 12:48 AM I've been looking forward to visiting Playmates for a while, and finally got my chance. And I'm happy to say I was not disappointed. The club is in the country--pretty much next…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Had a chance to visit my...

Had a chance to visit my favorite club a few times this past month. Twice on a Sunday and once on a Tuesday. All times were during the dayshift. They had about 6-8 dancers there…

Sensations Gentlemen's Club

Galena, Missouri

Been to this club over 10...

Been to this club over 10 times this year I think its pretty great. I'll be honest you won't get treated very well on your first two visits by that I mean this club is…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Very nice club. It's clean,...

Very nice club. It's clean, girls are thin and pretty, and it's not darkly lit. This is a good place. Piad $10 to get in, this is the first club I've been to that…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

My first trip to Baby Dolls....

My first trip to Baby Dolls. Had heard lots of good things but never had the opportunity to go. Mid-Saturday afternoon and there was a decent crowd but quite a few dancers. Quality was very…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I have been to clubs all...

I have been to clubs all over the US. This is probably my favorite club, or at least in the top 5 on my list. The club is fairly small, and…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Was bored and decided to stop...

Was bored and decided to stop by on a very rainy Saturday night. Despite the weather, the club was packed. There were dancers everywhere and they were much more aggressive (not necessarily a…

Bare Fax

Ottawa, Ontario

I realize that my rants are...

I realize that my rants are all sour grapes, and this is another such rant... Showed up with a bunch of chaps, and noticed that the best seats said had reserved signs on them. Perhaps someone…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

I stopped in on a Friday...

I stopped in on a Friday afternoon. This club can be quiet in the afternoons and busy at night. It is much different from Providence clubs. There are fewer dancers (there were 4 on this…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

I've only been to one other...

I've only been to one other club, so I don't have much of a basis for comparison, but this was not an unpleasant experience. The dancers aren't pushy, so you can chill at the…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

went to this club on a...

went to this club on a Saturday night around 10pm place looks like a old school speak easy, it was just 2 other patrons there and about 6 dancers just sitting down and one on…

Dr. Don's Famous Door

Jackson, Michigan

Stopped here on a Saturday night.What...

Stopped here on a Saturday night.What a trip.Looks they were going for the psychedelic middle earth look.I was greeted by a dancer when I came in.Skinny white girl. No beer on draft and limited liquor…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

This review is for the Saturday...

This review is for the Saturday after thanksgiving. I arrived sometime before valet parking was in effect - probably around 12:30 pm. This is also before the buffet begins, for those of you interested…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

I have often commented on the...

I have often commented on the hit or miss nature of these laces. This was a hit. There were about 11 girls dancing and they were almost all very hot. There were at least 4…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

This club isn't bad. On this...

This club isn't bad. On this trip there were 8 dancers and at least half of them were well worth watching. However, they are always at least a step behind the Vixen's girls in terms…

Sin City Cabaret

Edgewater, New Jersey

Had a decent time at Sin...

Had a decent time at Sin City. The drink prices where no worse than most clubs around the NYC area(that still means a bit pricey). I was there with a couple of friends…

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Stopped by around 5 and got...

Stopped by around 5 and got in free with $5 drink minimum. Nice selection of all races, sizes, and personalities. A real cute latina came by right away and plopped into my lap reaching for…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

Decided to stop by Tuesday night...

Decided to stop by Tuesday night around 11pm. Paid the mandatory $15 that covers parking and entrance fee. There were more dancers than clients. You could see a bunch of dancers circling around a person…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

A friend of mine thought that...

A friend of mine thought that it would be a good idea to stop in to Tropical Lei for a while. He was the same friend that left me there on my 21st birthday,…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

I had not been to this...

I had not been to this club for quite a while, so I decided to see what talent was available during a midweek afternoon shift. The layout and size of this club makes it different…

Montana Hideaway Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

This was my second visit and...

This was my second visit and i went to the VIP room off to the sise for what i had hpoped would be an experience to remember and it was a WOW affair!!! I was…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

I happen to be staying at...

I happen to be staying at a Hotel located near this club....The Gentlemen Club is in a decent looking shopping center.... I arrived late afternoon-early evening...Entrance was free, I'm only drinking bottle water four dollars..…

Cabaret Lounge

Peabody, Massachusetts

This club has some very hot...

This club has some very hot dancers both in the afternoon and at night. Although most of the dancers are white I have seen a good representative of African American and Hispanic dancers as…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

Review is from a few weeks...

Review is from a few weeks ago. I and others have described the layout before. Had some time to kill before picking someone up at the airport and didn't feel like going to one of…

Cherri Bombs

Wyandanch, New York

This is a adult entertainment video...

This is a adult entertainment video shop at the upstairs. There is also a closed $1 slot machine room to look at the girls for nude dances. Rate range from $60 to $200 for HJ…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped into Bogart's Saturday and saw...

Stopped into Bogart's Saturday and saw Dahlia, Danielle, Mya, Maria, Savannah, Honey, and at least a couple more women whose names I didn't get. Dahlia is an attractive black woman with some fake tits and…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

I've been to bobby's a few...

I've been to bobby's a few times and have been fairly disappointed most of the time. The girls typically are not great looking and are almost always way too pushy. The setup at this bar…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Definitely...

Definitely not a Las Vegas style club, more like a Cheers bar with topless girls available. Stage dancing occurs when things slow down to a crawl. During the afternoon music…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I've got to say this is...

I've got to say this is one of my favorite clubs nationally. I travel quite a bit for work and like to make sure that I see at least one of the local clubs…

Savannah's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

I came here with a couple...

I came here with a couple buddies who were visiting from Charlotte and DC. This is a pretty swanky place; looks like crap from the outside, but on the inside it's quite nicely decorated, and…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Penthouse is best club around. ...

Penthouse is best club around. I divide the girls up into 3 types: 1 - Hardbody pro's: have worked a few too many years, but still look good 2 - Newbies: worked a few months, still…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

I got there just after dark...

I got there just after dark on a Saturday. Since it was early by club standards the cover was lower, about $5 or so. I've been there quite a few times and it is not…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

It seems like for a Tuesday...

It seems like for a Tuesday night, this club can be hit or miss. It also seems like the remodel has been a part of that. This past Tuesday was one of those in between…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

I drove here in the early...

I drove here in the early evening around 7 p.m., so they did not charge me a cover which was great. There is a lot of history regarding this place, so it was one…

Mardi Gras Oxford

Oxford, Massachusetts

First time here and my expectations...

First time here and my expectations were low. Conveniently located on Rt 20 about a 5 minute drive from Rte 146 and Rte 395. Plenty of parking and the area felt safe. Paid a…

Showgirls Exotic Dance

Fayetteville, North Carolina

This club isn't really a club....

This club isn't really a club. It was a last attempt to find a good strip club. It is only VIP rooms. No alcohol or smoking inside. It pretty dirty on the outside. But they…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

BEAUTIFUL ladies, and an incredible atmosphere....

BEAUTIFUL ladies, and an incredible atmosphere. Drink prices are reasonable. Music volume is at the perfect level to talk to the ladies. Ladies are very friendly and did I mention before beautiful ladies. The new…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

My wife and I went in...

My wife and I went in the late afternoon for a couple of hours in mid November. The place was fairly empty, handful of guys, and another two couples. At the time we…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

The Spearmint Rhino made me a...

The Spearmint Rhino made me a little crazy last week. I was in Veags Monday through Friday for a conference and I ended up going there 3 times. The first night was Monday…

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after club meal

When you order food for 4 people and the bitch asks if its for here or to go. THE FUCK YOU THINK HOE ?

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New girl friends

A couple of days ago I started a topic about how when some strippers get new boy friends their dances with me drop off mileage wise. Well I was partly wrong. Today I saw one of them sitting at a…

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Spearmint Rhino Vegas VIP

A couple of my buddies and I are going to the Spearmint Rhino in Vegas next Saturday night. We have booked the "Rhino" package that includes a limo pick-up, reserved table, and bottle service. I have two questions…

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Is Winter a good time to go Strip Clubbing?

For full disclosure, I am still new to the strip club scene and trying to decide whether the winter months are better for visiting the strip club or waiting for spring and summer. I like to get great value for…

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Bitches

Fuck"em "N" da$ussy

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Cat fight in Dothan. I'n sure you all know that is in Alabama. :)

DOTHAN, Ala. (AP) - An exotic dancer has been sentenced to serve 10 days in jail and two years on probation for assaulting a co-worker at an Alabama nightclub. The Dothan Eagle reports (http://bit.ly/1z8LyYl ) 28-year-old Mallory Denil Harden was…

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after the first full round then what ?

As for me this is when i stage tip my selected ladies for round 2 to get a fill on how they resond to me and my money Im looking for lots of breast feeding and ass grabbing What do you…

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OT: AMPs

Anyone here that pays attention knows of my affinity for the Asian woman. Now I know what "A" in AMP represents. There have to be hundreds in the greater Miami area. My question is, who here has visited an AMP…

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Stripper Outfits

I am a huge fan of a lot of the different outfits that strippers wear. Which one of these is your favorite? There's two pages. www.lingeriediva.com/dancewear

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OT: Bloomberg: El-Erian: Nov. Jobs Report Is Great News for Economy

http://bloom.bg/1vTM7Tw El-Erian? Who the fuck is he to dissent from what Stevie-girl, his circle-jerking cock-sucking faggots here on TUSCL, and that bozo analyst on CNBC that was quoted on TUSCL yesterday all said? Doesn't this El-Erian guy realize we are DOOMED! Because…

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A review quote that made me laugh

" i rolled her on bake to the $200 magic room and went 1970's magic Johnson Lakers on her ass...." What has been some review quotes that have had you busting forth with joy n your heart and tears streaming from…

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Football or sports in general

How many of you all go to clubs and actually watch a football game between watch the girls. I find it more pleasant than going to a sports bar to watch while traveling. I used to frequent a club that when…

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a must before you spend one dollar

Mine is i "must" watch one full rotation on stage just sow i know what im working with that night...i want spend one dollar until then What is a "must" ? For you

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Todays 2AMer brought to you bt Del City, OK.

DEL CITY,Okla. – A Del City father of two was shot and killed outside a strip club and police have no leads on who did it or why. Del City police say they are shocked this man was targeted. Family and police…

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OT: But ObamaCare Was Supposed to Kill the Recovery and Job Creation!

That's what the Republicans have always screamed. So how can it be that the economy and jobs market are so strong?

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Cop pulls duke over and ask if i b dranking ?

No officer I wasn't drunk driving, I was swerving on them hoes.

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Tell us about your ATF

Just curious to hear stories. Plus, I also kind of want to type up some experiences with mine, just in case I ever forget any (which I probably won't) So I first saw this girl at Adelitas Bar in TJ. She…

Strippers Gentlemen's Club

Byron, Georgia

I stopped in today to check...

I stopped in today to check this place out again. I do this about every 5-6 months to see if it has changed any. 8 dollars cover charge. 3 dollar coke and water( they don't…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Had a chance to check...

Had a chance to check out the Foxy on a Tuesday afternoon around 3. Didn't expect much for as it was the first time at the club on a Tuesday, day or night. Handful…

Venus Faire

North Hollywood, California

Finally went into Venus Faire around...

Finally went into Venus Faire around 7PM on a weekday. Overall a really nice friendly atmosphere! The cashier was very helpful in answering my questions, and even let me check out the one…

Xposed Gentlemens Club & WetSpot Bikini Bar

Canoga Park, California

My first strip club experience was...

My first strip club experience was at Xposed, and I was definitely not disappointed! I walked in around 7PM on a Wednesday and being the only guy there, I got attention from every girl.…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

I finally decided to stop in...

I finally decided to stop in here today after living in the area for 10+ years. It looks really sketchy from the outside, but inside looks like a halfway decent corner bar with a…

Lollipops Gentlemen's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

As previous reviewers have said this...

As previous reviewers have said this is an unusual club. At first you might think you have arrived in a pool hall. Before that though you have to negotiate parking. There is a…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

So I've recently started hitting clubs...

So I've recently started hitting clubs up on day shift. Acrop was my next stop. Acropolis is one of those Portland clubs that have been around forever, it is known for it's good steak. Acropolis…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Great place, one of the best...

Great place, one of the best I have ever been to. Decor is 80's style, nothing to be impressed about. Cleanliness is bad at best, and the bathrooms are downright gross. The…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

I have worked here for almost...

I have worked here for almost two years and I love it. Laid back girls usually 20+during slow time 40+ on busy nights. Really good mixed drinks that range from 7-300$ only beer special is…

Rick's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

I went to this club during...

I went to this club during a layover in Denver. Hadn't been here in about 5 or 6 years. It's downtown next to the convention center. Since it was Sunday night, there were probably no…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Stopped in a couple of Saturdays...

Stopped in a couple of Saturdays ago around 10 pm. The thing that I love of about this club is the layout and the space. Plenty of booths and tables, but I am a bar…

Cheyenne Gentlemen's Club

Roland, Oklahoma

This club has a really good...

This club has a really good mix for the ages and personality types of the girls. Dances are 10 on the floor and 20 in their VIP room. VIP is definitely worth it if…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Needing some Blue Moon action I...

Needing some Blue Moon action I stopped by about 1:30 on Friday night to see if I could get what I was looking for. There were about 6 dancers on shift, only one I recognized…

Starz

Gardena, California

This was my first time visiting...

This was my first time visiting Starz after hearing mixed reviews. I can definitely say that I had the time of my life. I've been to a few strip clubs before, but this was the…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Thursday night visit from 9:30 to...

Thursday night visit from 9:30 to 11:30. While parking lot was full once inside customer seating was maybe half full. While I feel average dancer quality here has declined, the large number dancers…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Not having any plans and needing...

Not having any plans and needing to get out of he house I went to Chicas around 8:00pm. This was my first evening visit so I had no idea what to expect. It was as…

Cheetah Lounge

Sarasota, Florida

Visited with my wife on an...

Visited with my wife on an early evening. It was close to shift change when we arrived and the early shift dancers were winding down. They were all very attractive with a nice ethnicity mix.…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Anytime I'm in town I try...

Anytime I'm in town I try to visit this club. It's not the greatest, but it's about as good as it get's for Charlotte. Arrived around 5pm to about 15 dancers on duty. After…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

I went on a Sunday night...

I went on a Sunday night around 9pm. Good variety of girls, a few 10s, mix of locals and eastern europeans. Best feature was the no pressure, friendly atmosphere. Easy to get dances with the…

Anthony's

South Hadley, Massachusetts

Stopped by for my first time...

Stopped by for my first time Friday afternoon. Some construction going on in the parking lot. Few cars were there. On entering even though it was cloudy it still took my eyes a few to adjust to…

Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Wow. This place has fallen....

Wow. This place has fallen. It's been several months since my last visit. The place is still physically nice. But quite frankly, I'm not sure how they keep the lights on.…

Centerfolds

Akron, Ohio

The most action I got at...

The most action I got at this club was when the 9 foot tall bouncer frisked me. That set the tone, I knew I was in the wrong bar when that was how I was…

Alpine Gentleman's Club

Syracuse, New York

I decided to give Alpine a...

I decided to give Alpine a shot on a Friday night. The location is blocks away from the high street crime area of the city, so I parked in their well lit lot and headed…

Anthony's

South Hadley, Massachusetts

Stopped by for my first time...

Stopped by for my first time Friday afternoon. Some construction going on in the parking lot. Few cars were there. On entering even though it was cloudy it still took my eyes a few to adjust to…

Paradise City Gentlemen's Club

Mathias, West Virginia

This place is out in the...

This place is out in the middle of nowhere. There is nothing else around. BYOB, which is tough when the closest place to buy alcohol is 12 miles north. Directions: exit 81,…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Dropped in after Thurs night football...

Dropped in after Thurs night football at the pub up the street. Always a good place to get a few cold ones and watch some nice eye candy. Club is kind of cramped,…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Visited the club around 7 in...

Visited the club around 7 in the evening with a friend. Although we took a cab I tried to bluff my way in saying I drove and showed them my car keys, but just at…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

I decided to take a trip...

I decided to take a trip with a few friends and they decided to go here. Most customers I notice come here for more than just lap dances and stage shows. They come…

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Finally had Fun

Finally had fun at work tonight and didn't have to put on an act. It was a great feeling. I know the customers know when we're just going through the motions. I never underestimate intelligence of custies lol so it…

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Once again, 3 new articles

They've been piling up lately.

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Java Juggs, Twin Peaks coffee stands destroyed after role in Washington prostitu

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/wash-city-destroys-coffee-huts-prostitution-ring-article-1.2033297 Coffee sales are doomed!

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Something you don’t see too often

i.e. a review of a Wyoming club. The review does not have much details but what caught my PL eye was the name of this Wyoming club – i.e. “Bare Back Saloon” – interesting name LOL. The review is below: “… I was…

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What clubs have a good day shift

As reflected in a recent thread, we seem to have more guys here who prefer the day shift My problem with that is that the day shift at most clubs I know is pretty dead. A handful…

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Houston 2AMer.

HOUSTON - An argument over a woman at a gentleman's club in southwest Houston left one man shot early Friday, according to Houston police. Police said two men got into an argument over a woman at Club Onyx, a strip…

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Hands up....don't shoot.....here's some more chants

Don't rob a store......fuck you Get out of the street....fuck you Don't reach for my gun....fuck you Get on the ground....fuck you Don't charge me....fuck you Stop looting and burning buildings.....fuck you Crazy, huh?

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More STD Talk

They say, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Well, when life gives you AIDS, do you still make lemonade?

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deep

A ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know.

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Off topic: Unconvential Celebrity You'd Like to Ball

Ok. So we'd probably all (or most of us) like to do Kim Kardashian, Megan Fox, or Kate Upton given the chance. But are there any celebrity chicks you've somehow developed the hots for that you're pretty sure are unconventional? For…

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then duke said

The Fuck You Mean You Comin Over & We aint Fuckin ??.. Bitch Save Your Gas

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Furgeson Grand Jury decision

The other day students from East High School in Denver walked out of class and protested this decision while 4 police officers got hit by a car while doing crowd control and protesters cheered. Three were treated and released. The…

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slop.puss

You keep talking about tampons up your ass to prevent leakage. Then you talk about bad girls make your dick fall off. Did your dick fall off? Is your dick what you have up your ass and you are mistakenly…

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Daytime Clubbing

A recent change in my work schedule makes it so now I can only club in the afternoons and early evenings. 99% of my club visits have been at night, I wonder if I should just give up strip clubbing…

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Stripclub Championships

I have an idea(probably been thought up already by one of y'all). A stripclub strip off championship. It begins with strippers within their respective chain clubs(Deja Vu, Spearmint Rhino, Rick's,etc) competing against one another so that they can…

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Usher Charges iPhone in Woman's Vagina

http://www.tmz.com/2014/12/04/usher-charges-iphone-from-naked-girl-photos/

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Stripper earnings question

Some of you may remember me recently mentioning Kendra Wilkinson being on a reality TV programme over here. As a reminder she is stuck in a jungle in Australia and has to go through various trials etc. on a…

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OT: November Jobs Creation about 50% Above Expectations

Total blowout on the November jobs number. Expectations were for 225k creation and the actual was 314k. Now I am sure the RickBoyDugan will rush onto ZeroHedge and they will find one little blemish in the report and focus on…

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Employee, Unruly Patron Get in Shootout at West Side Strip Club

http://fox59.com/2014/12/05/double-shooting-on-west-side/ Pure Passion is a black club in Indianapolis.

A Clever Parody

The story you are about to read is true. The names have been changed because no one is innocent. This is the Biggest Little City,Reno NV. It combined with its sister city Sparks is second only to Sin City in Nevada's population. Reno has great outdoor activities, annual events as well as many casinos, wedding chapels, near by brothels, and 5 strip clubs. When the girls remove their clothes on stage that is when I stand at attention and get into action. My name is The F Word, I carry a condom. Wednesday November 5th, 1:15 pm I was working the day shift along 4th St. My boss is me, my partner is no one, I work alone. I was seeking…

Canadian Strip Clubbing and Bill C-36 - Is Lap Dancing As We Know It, Now Illegal?

The end is nigh, Armageddon, It's all over !! For Canadian strip clubbers at least ? For as 6th December rolls in, the controversial Bill C-36, the Protection of Communities and Exploited Persons Act becomes THE LAW ! So saddle up sportsfans, head out to your favourite club just one last time, before your hobby gets you carted away in the Paddy Wagon and shamed for eternity. For you dear clubber, 'ze war is over', eh ? Or is it ?? Opinions seems very much divided. Searching and searching through the world wide web, there is precious little detail about what is actually going on. Neither us PL's or even the strippers themselves seem to know what will happen. What is a fact, is that the new law is…

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duke saves the day

I named my iPad 'Titanic' so when I enter it in iTunes it says 'Syncing Titanic' and I feel like a hero when I press 'Cancel'

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Driving the retards of

My new mission is to drive all the retards off. I did it for that retard zipman68 and I did it for Juice. I am gonna do it for Dougster and crazyjoe. None if you retards are smart enuf to…

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Breast-shaped building up for grabs

http://mynews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/cfn/2014/12/3/breast_shaped_buildi.html

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Some strippers get upset if you let Mr. Happy out without their permission.

Athens-Clarke County police arrested a bouncer and patron at a downtown Athens strip club early Thursday following a brawl that started when the customer exposed himself to a dancer. A University of Georgia football player who witnessed the altercation helped remove…

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STDs while on meds ?

Piggybacking on Carlos_Spicey’s STD thread. One would assume that most people with an STD (e.g. HIV; etc); would be on meds (assuming they are aware of their status). Makes me wonder if this further diminishes the risk of infection – i.e. if…

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Learning how to give a proper Lap Dance

Since I'm on the subject of lap dances and have done a few already, I've been practicing and learning different techniques. This video in particular assisted me a lot: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tf2qU9g7xjs What do you guys think? What makes a good lap dance?…

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SCing in International Waters

Piggybacking on shadowcat’s “Bering Sea crab boat turned strip club” thread; I was thinking all up in my skull (as Juice would put it) about a strip-club boat that would go into international waters in order to get its SC…

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FUCK OPEC.

http://www.foxbusiness.com/industries/2014/12/03/its-official-1-gas-shows-up-in-oklahoma-city/

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An evening aboard the "Wild Alaskan," a Bering Sea crab boat turned strip club

http://www.adn.com/article/20141203/evening-aboard-wild-alaskan-bering-sea-crab-boat-turned-strip-club

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Rihanna giving a lap dance to a fan

I'm astoundingly jealous. Why can't that be me...lol https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rUITw2ME_l4

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Native American Dancers

I just realized that I've known like 7 Native American dancers, and all of them were smoking hot, with one of them being my ATF (to be fair though, none of them were 100% Native American). Do y'all like Native…

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Patience vs. Obscession

I have a new CF that is absolutely my type, and I am hers as well. I say this based on the conversations we have as well as our sexual compatibility ITC, which only involves mild extras so far although…

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OT: Beige Book: Job Gains Widespread Across Fed Districts

"Beige Book: Job Gains Widespread Across Fed Districts Dec. 3 (Bloomberg) -- The Federal Reserve said “employment gains were widespread across districts” as the world’s largest economy continued to expand amid advances in consumer spending and lower gasoline prices. " http://bloom.bg/1vO3bu4 But Stevie-girl…

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Military personnel banned from strip club

COMANCHE COUNTY, Okla._Effective immediately, Sidewinders, a strip club located just outside of Lawton city limits, is off limits to all Fort Sill military personnel. In a press release issued Wednesday, Commanding General John Rossi stated the action was necessary…

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Chocolate & Vanilla Swirl

Any of you perverts ever dip your spoon into a bowl of chocolate & vanilla swirl? I've had a couple of ménage a tois before but by far my favorite was between this black chick & this white chick.…

Police Action: The Death of Lisa's Cabaret

Most of us visit TUSCL, I believe, to get information on club extras. With the exception of clubs outside the U.S., virtually all of these extras have one thing in common--they're illegal. Yet purchasing extras goes on regularly at hundreds of clubs across the county. Every once in a while a club or some dancers (and in rare instances, patrons) get busted during a raid or undercover operation. This big question for me has always been: why doesn't this happen more often? The police could stake out any number of your local clubs regularly and make one arrest after another. The best reason I can think of is that cops simply aren't going to commit resources to fight one type…

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STD protection: Are you taking a risk?

I hope this hasn't been covered before. A lot of you guys go bareback in clubs when receiving oral and full service sex. Just wondering why you take such a risk. You're not worried? You don't care? You prefer the…

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My hotlist

Has the hotlist function been disabled? I can't seem to find a way to add clubs to the hotlist.

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I love my dream stripper

I'm watching her dance on stage. Soon she will be mine. All mine. Unbelievable. I never thought it could get this good. Happy clubbing.

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Who's got the best Detroit Saturday dayshift?

gonna be in town

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Has TUSCL made you more of a SCer ?

In my case; I’ve def gotten deeper in the SC game after joining TUSCL – i.e. I visit SCs more often; visit particular SCs b/c of reviews I’ve read; and have taken SC trips based on info I’ve learned from…

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Joke of the day

I heard this one recently from a bar tender at a strip club. What did the brown gerbils say to the white gerbil? So your new around here huh?

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A proposed combination beer pong, strip bar and gun park

"There is no place for gun owners to shoot, drink and watch strippers while playing beer pong." http://planetjh.com/2014/12/02/redneck-perspective-if-you-build-it-they-will-drink/ Warning: Satire may be involved.

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OT: Emerging Markets Mock the Pessimists

"Remember how this time last year a lot of analysts were predicting that 2014 would be a bad year for emerging markets? Didn't really happen, did it? Now I hear economists saying the reckoning they'd expected has only been postponed.…

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Congress Wants Medicare to Stop Paying for Penis Pumps. This Is Cruel.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2014/12/02/the_able_act_congress_wants_medicare_to_stop_paying_for_penis_pumps.html

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Do you like gummy bears?

I'm getting a dance from a cute young thing with medium sized naturals. As I'm enjoying her dinners, I notice that they seem a bit too firm and perfect. They don't really look or feel fake, but something…

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Follies huh?

Probably should be investing. I've blown through so much loot, you'd think I didn't have long to live. But I still haven't had the SC experience I'm looking for. So I'm thinking of taking a day…

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Washington DC clubs

I may very well be in DC in a few months and, from what I had understood before, this is a terrible city for high mileage dances and fun. It appears now, however, that I might have been only half…

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Alyssa

I nominate Alyssa as the coolest dancer on here. She has been respectful. Takes criticism in stride. She doesn't seem threatened by other girls hotness or lack of. She likes to check out girls with us crazy ass guys on

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Custie

I just hate that word when it applies to me as a strip club customer. I call it the "C" word. Call me a customer or client but custie is offensive. :)

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Waitress question

Is a waitress a good source of information for knowing which girls give high mileage dances? Do dancers ever ask waitresses to recommend guys to them and maybe tip them accordingly? Apologies if, like many subject,s this has been covered before.

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New boyfriends

Seems to me lately that every time one of my favorites gets a new boy friend, she changes her rules and my mileage goes to hell. They do tend to go the other way when they break up or get…

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Jizzing on a girl

Face, ass, or tits? I like jizzing on a hot ass, once in a while

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What happened to the "Grossest thing seen in VIP" thread?

Just as soon as JSmith69 told us which club he was at where a 20 year old cutie got done disposing of his condom, the thread was taken down. Anyone else have any insight?

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My fourth night/best night thus far

I normally don't work Monday nights, but at around 8 pm, my manager asked if I could work as the SC was horribly understaffed. Immediately, I agreed to coming, and managed to get ready within the next hour. When I…

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Virgins for jihadists

https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PLCA5387D94CDB974D&v=lhmwcmOPemk

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Maybe I overpay my DS for sex...

but at east I don't pay her these kind of prices. http://dailym.ai/1y9PGDB

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Oh Gawd, and I thought Tattoos Were Horrible

Apparently, growing out arm pit hair and dying it bright colors is the latest craze among young girls. http://www.wqlz.com/2014/12/01/new-revolution-or-beauty-craze-women-growing-dying-armpit-hair/ Soon to be seen at strip clubs everywhere?

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Woman or ...?

A club in my city has been outed as having a dancer who has undergone gender reassignment. Thoughts...

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Another Atlanta question

My little Phoenix girl wants to know what's a busy time to come and try out Atlanta clubs. I told her I'd ask you PLs. I also said I did think Atlanta had a busy season like…

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What would you do?

What would you do if a dancer kissed you on the mouth, then told you she had ebola? Then said she was kidding

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After Vip room

When the dancer goes to the bathroom like right then...you thank she has to vomit ?

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GROSS THING I SAW IN A BATHROOM

it was at the now defunct harmony theater in manhattan. go to take a piss in the men's room. finish and zip up. then I look up and my eyes stare at the men's handicap railing. there's a used condom…

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Would/could you allow a woman to "rape" you?

You're sitting in a room alone with a bag over your head. A woman starts to "rape" you. What do you do? http://dailym.ai/12k0iXt

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My grossest experience ever in a VIP area(along with a question about Atlanta cl

So I'm at a high mileage Phoenix club last night. The talent is poor except for an incredibly cute little 20 year-old. She is not the dream stripper, but I love em young and she's very cute, gorgeous face,…

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Seeing/knowing strippers outside the club

I'm not talking about OTC fun or anything like that. I'm talking about running into a stripper you know outside the club, or knowing a stripper outside the club before she started stripping. Does anyone have any good run ins? I have…

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What Tuscl members sound like at times.....

That parrot commercial......lol http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7Muf/wix-com-antons-animal-kingdom

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Should have called a cab.

I know that cab service in Detroit can be erratic at times, but this is stupid. http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/oakland-county/2014/12/01/man-accused-stealing-ambulance-go-topless-bar/19736229/

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Cou D'Etit? Cheetah's owner fights license revocation

I've always suspected that this was the true reason for strip club raids. http://www.sandiegoreader.com/news/2014/nov/30/sdqt-cheetahs/#

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Rick's Continues to Piss Away Shareholder Value

As I predicted some months back, those who bought this dogshit stock north of $10, and continued to hold it, are no doubt sorry that they did. Every other stock in the country, outside of energy stocks, have surged…

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Slim or Curvy? I say both..

...at the same time preferably! Lol, so after posting in a thread about an ideal woman, I thought about it some more. Perhaps it's because I'm young, and a bit of a glutton...but I cannot decide what is more ideal…

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The looks of your ideal woman

If you put all the attributes you like (in looks) to make your ideal woman, what would they be? Be descriptive please. For me, she would be 5 foot 6, dark long hair, tan skin, beautiful face, exotic looking, nice full…

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Pushy Dancers

I've been working three nights now and have consistently made 80-100 dollars. I did get to do my first VIP lap dance for five minutes. Was nice, as it was a customer who consistently came to visit me the past…

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Inside AMP Legal?

Let's say you were inside an Asian massage parlor either waiting to be shown into a room, or already in a room but in the middle of getting a normal massage (having not advanced, at least yet, to a happy…

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Girl at Panera had Crumbs in her hair...hmmm...

Now that we know Qdoba's policy is to have the girls blow you while you eat your burrito it got me thinking. Yesterday I noticed that the Panera chick had crumbs in her hair. Do you perverts think I could've…