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Girl at Panera had Crumbs in her hair...hmmm...

Now that we know Qdoba's policy is to have the girls blow you while you eat your burrito it got me thinking. Yesterday I noticed that the Panera chick had crumbs in her hair. Do you perverts think I could've…

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viagra and cialis

How much do they cost a pill?

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Will you have a photo of your drivers license taken at a Strip Club?

My local strip club, Delilah Den Tom River, NJ, has pissed me up to no end. My aggravations continue to pile up. They are now requiring a photo of all of the customers drivers license. I find this unnecessary and…

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crazy joes mommy

How many of you fuckers have been fucking joes momies brown gravey

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testonterone treatment

With all the macho men on here I doubt I'll get an answer but just on the chance there is a senior citizen out there, has any one ever gone through it? 2 weeks ago I had some routine…

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OT: Swiss Gold Referendum Fails

As those who follow the economic discussion on this board are well aware we are quickly plunging into GLOBAL ECONOMIC DOOM. Why? Because stevie-girl and The Economist said so! Now there is one thing that could have saved us. A return…

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Extras Don't Cost Extra

I wish more strip clubs would adopt this excellent marketing approach http://www.sunbeltfoodservice.com/2014/10/07/qdoba-frees-the-flavor-extras-no-longer-cost-extra/

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Which one of you perverts used to be the lead singer of Creed?

Dude, stop making these videos... www.wwtdd.com/2014/11/scott-stapp-tests-faith-video/ Looks like Mr. Creed is talkin' to Metatron. Or the dude in the alley who calls himself Metatron and offers a hit of crack and the "white goo of prophecy" if you suck him off.

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She swallows

Does it matter to you a woman swallows? I used to think it didn't matter. I used to feel like everything after my orgasm was pretty much irrelevant. But then I met dream stripper. She continues to expand my sexual horizons…

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Sausage fingers stocks plummeted American Economy Doomed !!!!

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Most outrageous SS...

Had a private last night when the dancer - out of the blue - put her hand on my crotch, looked deeply into my eyes and asked for $100 above the agreed price. A reasonable dance went to shit as…

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

I would give this club all...

I would give this club all zeros if I could. We went here last sat night among a few other clubs and I can honestly say that my group was quite disappointed. First off, the…

Gatsby's Pub South

Canton, Ohio

I stopped by before I was...

I stopped by before I was driving back to PA. After visiting another club in town, I decided to stop by and check the place out. When I walked in, I sat at…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I alternate between Pandora's and the...

I alternate between Pandora's and the Sands most days, and this time it was Pandora's. I knew that my favorite Pandora girl would be there, so it was almost a lock on getting what i…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Still one of my favorite clubs....

Still one of my favorite clubs. Most of the girls here a pretty and fit, and the prices are very reasonable. I went on Black friday where they had 75 dollar vips and $20…

Platinum Showgirls LA

Los Angeles, California

This place is in dire need...

This place is in dire need of new talent. The Vu Afterhours was never a place I would recommend to go to oggle 10s, however it used to have a hell of a lot more…

Chez Joey

Baltimore, Maryland

I visited chez joey last Saturday,...

I visited chez joey last Saturday, I walked in to find the 3 girls (Noone on stage) and the bar maid . I decided to check it out since the cute bartender…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

This was the second club which...

This was the second club which I visited. The atmosphere was very good. They don't have good selection of girls. But it was average. Tall girl named Mary Lyn was good. There was a…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

The club looks dicey from the...

The club looks dicey from the outside and isn't a whole lot better on the inside. Has a real cheesy 80's look to it, sorry but there needs to be some updating here. Its been…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

The club looks dicey from the...

The club looks dicey from the outside and isn't a whole lot better on the inside. Has a real cheesy 80's look to it, sorry but there needs to be some updating here. Its been…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

I decided to check one of...

I decided to check one of my favorite spots that unfortunately died off, and I had to find a new fav. I pulled up to the Hustler Club and the outside still had the…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

I've visited Trumpps on many occasions....

I've visited Trumpps on many occasions. Each visit has been about the same. Club recently went through some renovations, and has a much nicer look. The bar is the first thing you see when walking…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

I finally went in to Scores...

I finally went in to Scores for the 1st time last week and it was well worth the wait. I've lived in B'more for almost 10 years now and have driven by the place…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Had the week of thanksgiving...

Had the week of thanksgiving off, and wife was recovering from surgery, but she wanted to go out and have lunch, and we were missing the club, so we got there at 12 and…

Heartbreakers Gentlemen's Club

Dickinson, Texas

I went back on Saturday ...

I went back on Saturday mid afternoon and the clubs dancer to customer rato was poor . 6 dancers for a some what decent crowd for an afternoon.. Watched the dancers…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

This is one of the most...

This is one of the most advertised clubs in NYC and may go a long way toward proving the saying that if the product was good they won't have to advertise. The club is just…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

Went into BnL in the afternoon...

Went into BnL in the afternoon of Sun Nov 9. I like days because the girls are clean and have more time to spend giving out special favors. There were about…

Grind (Oasis)

Portland, Oregon

Spearmint Rhino is an amazing club....

Spearmint Rhino is an amazing club. The interior is extremely nice with one main stage and extremely comfortable chairs. The price of alcohol is on par with other strip clubs I have visited and the…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Went there on a Thursday evening....

Went there on a Thursday evening. They have a happy hour where it is free admission everyday between 6- 9 pm. Sunday is also free admission all day. There were already quite…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

This club located in Atlanta GA....

This club located in Atlanta GA. Right next too pep boys and across the street from Ross and some Mexican stores. Arrived around 5pmish Angelique still at the door and looked hot in her dress.…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

I haven't been to Penthouse Club...

I haven't been to Penthouse Club since my bachelor party many years ago. At that time, It was one of my favorite clubs - pretty classy environment with a lot of young girls.…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

I went back to PT's for...

I went back to PT's for the first time since they added the after hours part upstairs. It was a great time. They really cleaned the place up a lot. The parking lot never changes…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped in a couple of Wednesdays...

Stopped in a couple of Wednesdays ago around 6:30....gotta beat the door charge. Sat at the bar for an hour or so before a tall 9 stopped by. Great conversationalist. Spoke with Dacha for…

Emperor's Gentleman's Club

Cleveland, Ohio

The inside of this place is...

The inside of this place is pretty small and it can fill up quickly. Inside of the place didn't look great, but I've seen far worse in Cleveland. Security greets you right away…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Stopped in about 2 weeks ago...first...

Stopped in about 2 weeks ago...first chance to write it up. Was looking for some fun; had just come from C-folds which was a bust in terms of anyone worth going into the back…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Went on Thursday for the specials....

Went on Thursday for the specials. 2 private dances for 20 and 75 dollar vip. Selection was pretty good from thick to thin. About 25 girls on shift this night. Tried the vip and wad…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I was back in town on...

I was back in town on business and started my day off with my favorite morning club visit. Walked in around 7:30 am and I was the only guy there. First sat at…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

The first thing you will notice...

The first thing you will notice about this club is the location off the beaten path. The second thing you will notice is how small it is. But it's a nice club and…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Quick review. I had taken a...

Quick review. I had taken a break from HiLi as quality of LDs had been lower for me in my past few visits. Long story short is that I'm probably just going to have to…

Deja Vu Hollywood

Los Angeles, California

This was my first strip club,...

This was my first strip club, and I wasn't really sure what to expect. Overall it wasn't bad. Having gone on three different occasions, the variety of dancers has been very different each time. First…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

I visited cc on Sunday night...

I visited cc on Sunday night after midnight. The club is small but very nice I sat and had a couple drinks. I ordered some food which was actually really good. My only complaint is…

Red Lips Showgirls

Stanton, California

My friends and I decided to...

My friends and I decided to go to 007s last night as a last ditch effort to have some fun on this holiday weekend. We also stopped by California Girls and Fritz too, but that…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

This club is a dive. ...

This club is a dive. They keep fixing it up but they can't fix it up faster than parts of it are deteriorating. A few years ago, it was the second choice club in COI…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Went by on the early afternoonUsed...

Went by on the early afternoonUsed to great then became hit or miss now is a miss. Seems like every time they get a great dancer she is gone the next time you go in…

Ron's Barbary Coast

Gardena, California

Upon arriving for a friends bday...

Upon arriving for a friends bday i had never been to this club, though its been around forever. My friends are dancers and we were scouting out new clubs. Auditions are Friday @ 9.00 so…

Cabaret

Kingston, Pennsylvania

Never been here before so I...

Never been here before so I decieded to check it out. Small bar type club. Small stage which seems high up off of floor. Wouldn't want to see a dancer fall off because it is…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

I went back to Visions recently...

I went back to Visions recently for another visit, twice actually. I visited in the mid-afternoon, when I've enjoyed some high mileage dances here. Not so on this trip. I spent an hour, and no…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Attended Platinum Plus on a Friday...

Attended Platinum Plus on a Friday evening, $3 cover but it was happy hour and domestic beers were $2.50 from 4 to 8. The club is nice, fairly big with one main stage at a…

Passions Men's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

I walk inside, and it's semi...

I walk inside, and it's semi packed. Of course, w/ my luck, the fugliest girl in Passions asked for a lapdance. We get into the booth and she skips the dance and goes straight for…

Satin Dolls

Lodi, New Jersey

After a long time decided to...

After a long time decided to pay a visit to the club on a Saturday. For a change there were few people and plenty of girls as it was the Thanks Giving weekend. Dancers were…

Diamonds Gentlemens Club

Oregon, Ohio

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club a couple times in the past and it has never disappointed. It is always clean and you are always greeted at the front door with a beauty. Bar prices…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

I first went to Cabaret Club....

I first went to Cabaret Club. There were only two women who had nice bodies so I left pretty fast. I arrived to Dreams around 7pm. There were only 2 women dancing with maybe 13…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Went for the husband's birthday. The...

Went for the husband's birthday. The girls here actually dance on a pole and climb it and do all sorts of acrobatics, so that was fun to watch. One of the dancers my husband went…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

I visited this place for the...

I visited this place for the first time in a long time. I went to it before when it was in a different location. As part of a 4 place visit Saturday afternoon,…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

I was on the way to...

I was on the way to Indianapolis, but couldn't resist stopping at the world famous Hip Huggers. As always, the number and variety of dancers is, in a word, impressive. A very petite,…

Treasure Club

Hickory, North Carolina

so I thought I should update...

so I thought I should update my review of The Crazy Horse. The club is under new management recently, for the better. Club was remodeled on the outside a few years ago, but…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

I had been to this place...

I had been to this place a couple times and was in the area and decided to stop in again. I guess there was a reason I haven't been to this place in a…

Luckys Cabaret

Vernon, Connecticut

Well, I was driving by this...

Well, I was driving by this club late on Friday afternoon and say a new sign had been put up, with a new name, with quite a few more cars than I'd expected to see…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

It's been awhile since I've been...

It's been awhile since I've been to this place. Fortunately, much of it is the same. Beer is under $4 and $7-$8 for lady drinks. Knowing that this place can get super crowded…

MYNX Groton

Groton, Connecticut

Was a regular when this place...

Was a regular when this place was the Gold Club so I stopped in for the Go-go Rama party the day before thanksgiving. I had high hopes, advertised as high end with lots of girls…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

First time visiting a club in...

First time visiting a club in ABQ. Based on the reviews Ive heard from friends I had very low expectations but ended up pleasantly surprised. Clean mid-sized club with a good sized center stage. Drink…

LaRoice

Dentsville, South Carolina

This review will be the second...

This review will be the second of the 2 part series called “The Columbia Tour.” I was in Columbia, South Carolina on June 27, 2014 (Friday). After leaving Mr. Lucky’s (Read last month’s review),…

Visions

Madison, Wisconsin

On the outside this place kind...

On the outside this place kind of looks a little scetchy but once you go inside after paying the $10 door charge it's not to bad. The parking lot is kind of small but there…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

First off, I am a dancer...

First off, I am a dancer and I have worked at most of the clubs in Tucson and some in Vegas. Of course this club does not compare to Vegas, but it is still the…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

I had some spare time in...

I had some spare time in DC and figured I'd stop by Camelot as it had been a very long time. Had some nice looking ladies working and enjoyed the stage show. The…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies has crafted the weird combination...

Follies has crafted the weird combination of run down club / location with HM dances and girls. And the combination works well. The attraction is the girls. They dance on two stages but most…

Private Dancer

Columbus, Ohio

Stopped by around 9:00 on a...

Stopped by around 9:00 on a Monday. It was my first time and I had heard this place could be on the rough side so I sat in the car for a bit. Not long…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Stopped in here for a first...

Stopped in here for a first time visit on a Saturday evening around 6PM. I don't recall if there was a cover charge at this time of the day. There were several groups…

Angels Erotic Lounge

Clearwater, Florida

I made a first time visit...

I made a first time visit to this club early on a Saturday evening in early November. The cover charge was $20.....and that included a ticket that entitled you to a drink. As…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

My first time visiting since the...

My first time visiting since the additions to the club. Fantasies has always been a low key place and I was glad to see that it had not changed -- it's much more of a…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Made my first trip to PC...

Made my first trip to PC and had a decent time. Payment structure is same as reviewed previously, so it's a little expensive the first time you go. I went on a Tuesday night earlier this…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

The Red Room is that girl...

The Red Room is that girl you didn't want to be seen with in public, but would call on the side because you knew she could get the job done. For the Block, it's fairly…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

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I stopped by this place on a Wednesday night to be with my regular girls. IMO they are the most irresistible females in the entire Valley. There…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Hubby and I stopped in the...

Hubby and I stopped in the night before Tgiving. This was our first visit here (though we have been to lots of clubs). I had never had a lap dance so I was…

The Red Leopard

Satellite Beach, Florida

I scout clubs and bring my...

I scout clubs and bring my friend for social gatherings if the club is up to par. This club was terrible I wasn't spoken to all night. Not a hello how you doing would…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Been a few months since my...

Been a few months since my last visit. I used to come in more often when there was a better selection if dancers to choose from, but lately have been disappointed, especially if the one…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Came to Platinum Plus at around...

Came to Platinum Plus at around 8 PM on a Sunday after watching a UK Basketball game. $6 cover, though you there ways to get that waived (ticket stub, cab driver coupon, etc.). The place…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

Easy to blow by it on...

Easy to blow by it on the road, and if you do, you have to go all the way back around, so keep your eyes pealed for it. Cover wasn't bad for a nude…

Mirage Night Club

Houston, Texas

I visited this club this Sunday...

I visited this club this Sunday at around 5 or 5:30. There was only one dancer working and the bartender. The girl was maybe in her mid to late 40s. She was…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

I recently brought a new friend...

I recently brought a new friend to be entertained here. I choose this club, because its my understanding admiral club is suppose to be the best talent in Chicago and features an upscale setting. I…

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World's Best, World Famous, and Crazy, Mad Greeks

How come every pastrami joint is either World Famous or World's Best? How come every diner or burger joint owned by a Greek is either Crazy or Mad? Or both? From my experience, most of these pastrami joints are not only…

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Clam Chowder and Strip Clubs

I like to dig into a bowl or two of some tongue tingling clam chowder right before I hit up the strip club. I don't even brush my teeth. I want the dames to know that my breath…

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Those big foam #1 fingers that football fans wear?

They were invented in N. Carolina.......inspired by Juice :)

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Juice and Ranukam's girls pics

I found the girls the biggest players of TUSCL Juice and prodigy Ranukam get down with. Enjoy. http://imgur.com/a/7DgI6

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OT: "Black Friday Online Sales Jump 22% as Jobs Spur Shopping"

http://bloom.bg/1FG1yRH But Stevie-girl and The Economist have pounded the table on how weak the economy and jobs market are. How can this be?

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Did all of you perverts have a good Thanksgiving?

What did you give thanks for? Did anybody deep fry a turkey for the big meal? (BTW, Juice doesn't count for the deep fried turkey question 'cos that crazy SOB deep fries everything!!!)

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OT: Luxembourg to Link to DOOMED Shangai Exchange

Can you believe this? Even though Stevie-girl and The Economist have said very clearly that China is DOOMED, everyone seems to want into their markets. http://bloom.bg/1HKhMNx I guess this is to assure that the DOOM spreads even faster into even more…

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A.T.L. top 10 clubs and y ?

??? Is Follies day shift it ???

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Which City is best for extra's

Which city is best for extra's. You can get anything you want is the Detroit area with some hot women. It does depend on the club, not all do, but most. But what about other city's?

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Strip club or massage parlor

I'm wondering which is better. Going to a strip club and getting a HJ in say 10 minutes. or for the same money getting a massage for a 1/2 to 1 hour and a HJ for the same money. True at…

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The Bimbo Act...

Got caught up reading StripperWeb. Anyway one of the Hustle Hut topics was making money acting like a dumb bimbo. According to the girls they make way more money this way. That had never worked for me. I'm a more of…

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, North Carolina

The TC crowd has a good...

The TC crowd has a good thing going, especially for a relatively small city like Ashevile. The women are fun, attentive, and have some wonderful bodies. The early evening I was there, the…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

I came in here a few...

I came in here a few weeks ago on a Friday night, I usually come during the day but decided to come in on a weekend night. I've been here numerous times before and have…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

I had heard about the legendary...

I had heard about the legendary parlors here and boy was I in for a treat. Called ahead to see if they were busy and hostess told me at least 3 girls were available…

The Boxxx Office

Portage, Wisconsin

I was in the area for...

I was in the area for work and had nothing to do so I swung by on a Wednesday evening around 6. This club is kinda of in the middle of nowhere. When…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Went to the Ebony Inn on...

Went to the Ebony Inn on a random why not it's open and it's on the way home. As soon as I got in I was greeted by a room full of dancers shaking it.…

Wild Cherry Cabaret

Harvest, Alabama

I stopped by here one afternoon...

I stopped by here one afternoon a few weeks ago, since the only club in the area that I had visited was the Pony. I'd read on here that the Wild Cherry offers 15 and…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

I go to Paradise Saloon fairly...

I go to Paradise Saloon fairly often. Got there just at midnight on Friday night. About 15-20 cars in parking lot. Busy but not overly crowded. Several hot girls working tonight & one who resembled…

The Vue

Hudson, Florida

Okay, first of all I was...

Okay, first of all I was just out strolling to see what I could find... What I found at Calendar Girls this evening definitely has me thinking that this is the place to be.…

Deja Vu

Torrance, California

I have found most Southern California...

I have found most Southern California strip clubs fairly disappointing, and this joint is certainly no exception to that trend. However, if you’ve nothing to do on a week-night at home alone, it’s slightly a…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

This was my first time visiting...

This was my first time visiting this club in all my years of going to strip clubs in RI. The club is pretty small but very well kept and designed elegantly to capture your eyes. There…

Heartbreakers Gentlemen's Club

Dickinson, Texas

Went here one afternoon on my...

Went here one afternoon on my lunch break. It's a fairly clean club. The dancers are attractive, but not exactly models, but you don't go to clubs looking for potential playboy bunnies. Anyway I struck up…

Browns

Spitalfields, England

Another visit to an old favourite....

Another visit to an old favourite. It is still one of the best and most reliable of the London strip pubs. It is a lot smarter since its recent refurbishment but I think…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Went in afternoon. Had some...

Went in afternoon. Had some ok looking girls there. Everyone seems friendly and girls don't pester you too much for dances. A few came by asking if I'd like a private dance…

The White Horse Pub/Blush

Spitalfields, England

Another visit to an old favourite....

Another visit to an old favourite. Unlike the nearby Browns, this is slightly better than it used to be rather than slightly worse. It is now hard to choose between the two; the…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Visited BML on a Sunday evening....

Visited BML on a Sunday evening. Cover is 12 dollars, and non alcoholic drinks are three dollars. There was a couple of cute dancers this evening. One blonde sat down and asked…

Bouzouki Gentlemen's Club Greektown

Detroit, Michigan

This is a nice club. It...

This is a nice club. It doesn't look like much from the outside. But it's very big and spacious once you get inside. It's not as flashy and high tech as flight club or penthouse. But…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

I have visited this club during...

I have visited this club during my business trip to Denver. I typically go to full nude clubs as I think that topless clubs are kind of "half" value, but the only nude club in…

Ten's Showclub

Tucson, Arizona

Tens is a three at best....

Tens is a three at best. Walked into Tens lobby and was immediately hit by the artificial smoke. (Someone must have been masturbating with the control.) Should of exited, but it was my first time…

Th' Katch Show Club

Farragut, Tennessee

This club is located off of...

This club is located off of the level Road exit on interstate 40 in Knoxville, TN Several beautiful women work in this establishment. It's been a while since I have met women so intellectual working in a…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

Diamond Dolls in Daytona Beach has...

Diamond Dolls in Daytona Beach has been well-documented by myself and others with respect to location (sketchy at night), layout (acceptable), drink prices (fair for a strip club), bartenders (variable), and value (depends on the…

Chez Pierre

Edmonton, Alberta

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The renovations are complete, and the place is a lot nicer now, the upstairs , is bigger with a bar area now . The VIP…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

In Manhattan you can go to...

In Manhattan you can go to the very high end "Gentleman's Club" or the very low end "hole in the wall". New York Dolls is definitely more in the middle, closer to the hole…

VIP Club

Mineral Wells, West Virginia

Five dancers listed on the board...

Five dancers listed on the board and I recognized none of them. Of the five 3 were hot enough to try VIP if you knew what your experience was going to be, but $240 for…

The Griffin

Holborn, England

Yet another old favourite. Since...

Yet another old favourite. Since I was last here, it has been refurbished similarly to Browns. It's a lot smarter and less seedy. It's probably more couple and female customer friendly than…

Rick's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Wanted to go to a strip...

Wanted to go to a strip club after the bars and this was the closest. Quality club, relaxing atmosphere and a good strip club to take girls who have never been as there is…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

I have reviewed this club many...

I have reviewed this club many times so I will dispense with the usual description of the physical layout. I was hoping that some of the lades would be motivated to get a little spending…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Paid another visit to this club,...

Paid another visit to this club, and spent some quality time with the night crawlers. I used to come in on Tuesday/Wednesday nights for 2 for 1 dances, but they've been eliminated. Spent some time…

Diamonds Gentlemens Club

Edmonton, Alberta

I'm from Toronto. This is...

I'm from Toronto. This is the first time I've been to Diamonds in Edmonton. Arrived at 10pm and there was less than 10 girls. Being from Toronto girls usually like to chat…

Rustic Frog

New Albany, Indiana

If you live near Louisville this...

If you live near Louisville this place is about all that's left. Topless dancers and it's really noisy. The place has something of a country vibe about it. I found it loud…

Lady Godiva's

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Visited lady godivas on a Thursday...

Visited lady godivas on a Thursday around 5, there were few patrons, quite a few dancers, they are all in range of 5-7, it has two stages, one main and a smaller stage…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Very blue collar, or maybe even...

Very blue collar, or maybe even no collar, Not that that's all bad. Who are we to judge? $5 cover, patted down for weapons Beers $6-7, Water $5? Additional drinks were not pushed hard at all, which…

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Mature Women

I don't know what it is about mature women (but not overly mature) that does it for me. Take this picture of Kris Jenner: http://www.undefinablevision.com/wp-content/uploads/Kris-Jenner.jpg There's something about an older woman with a decent body that gets me. When it comes…

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Ever tell a stripper you were an FBI agent ot kill your wife to be with her?

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/dad-held-wife-murder-love-stripper-friend-article-1.2027170

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Strip Clubs – An Alternate Universe ?

Not in the weird Twilight Zone kinda way. More along the lines of kinda going into a different world sorta. Running the risk of outing my level of PLness; although it’s probably too late by now; for me often times SCs are…

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Trophy Club - Greenville, SC

I visited the Trophy Club today, and was turned away because I had on Nike running pants instead of jeans or khakis. I was pretty shocked. This is not a high standard kind of place, and I know they could…

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Good stripper mom

Some of you guys come up with what horrible persons strippers are. I hardly see it. I know one 21y/o stripper with a 2 year old baby girl. The baby has been to the beach, the San Diego Zoo, The…

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No apologies

If I met this girl in a club, and she was even halfway "grope friendly", she'd be taking my money hand over fist. http://i0.wp.com/www.inkedmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/guns.jpg?resize=495%2C720&fit=522%2C780

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Memphis 2AMer.

MEMPHIS, Tenn. (AP) -- Memphis police say one man has been hospitalized in critical condition and three others injured during a shooting at a strip club. Officers told The Commercial Appeal the shooting happened in the parking lot of Pure Passion…

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What's the best way to find out if FS is available?

I've been seen my ATF semi regularly for a few months now. She always provides extras in VIP (and she doesn't ask for any additional money but I always tip her good). It sometimes varies but I always get a…

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Now there is a 2AMer

Shooter opens fire on Austin Police Dept. http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2014/11/28/austin-police-shooter-targets-buildings-downtown/

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Free Lap Dances

Hey all, So recently I've been reflecting back to all those times I frequent them local clubs & 1 of the memorable things was, very rarely, certain dancers would give you a free dance. I'm confident I ain't the only one…

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Hey Juice. Remember finger painting in the third grade?

Did it take mere seconds to do one? Did the teacher ask you to finger paint the entire room? I can't help it :)

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Clubbing on thanksgiving and black Friday

Ok didnt thank i would be that guy but i got a invitation to chill with a bad bitch tonight...then on black Friday got a club giving out deals...so i going

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two factions on tuscl.net

Faggots and rich studs

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Don't get Tied Up with Sugar Babies

Fantasy Date With Twins Turns Sour for Manhattan Man, 84 http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/27/nyregion/fantasy-date-with-twins-turns-sour-for-man-84.html?emc=edit_ur_20141127&nl=nyregion&nlid=54831734&_r=0

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What makes a good fuck?

To you, what makes a girl good in the bedroom? For me, it's riding my dick like a pro, and when I'm giving it to her, she's not just lying there expecting me to do all the work.

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OT: Thanksgiving GLOBAL ECONOMIC DOOM!

It's amazing how accurate Stevie-girl and The Economist were last month. OPEC, OTOH, is completely oblivious to the ongoing GLOBAL ECONOMIC COLLAPSE and has failed to cut production. Iin response, oil is tanking in the futures market and countries highly…

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Birds of a Feather Flock Together

It seems like all of my closest strip club buddies like the same kind of strippers that I do. It's great when it comes swapping info but not so great when 2 or 3 of us are in the same…

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Turkey Day

Happy Turkey Day everyone!

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Turkey Day

Happy Turkey Day everyone!

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Not Perfect, But Better Than The Rest

Right now, in the US, there's a lot of anger and a lot of injustice. There are varying opinions of justice, racism, and reaction. Just to put things in perspective. 43 Mexican students are dead because they demonstrated against…

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Tossing a dancers salad

Who has or would . I had the opportunity tonight and I rose to the occasion . Good fun licking a perfect ass and pussy while getting stroked over the pants . Anyone else had this happen or would you…

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How dumb can a person get?

A man who claims he was celebrating his 28th birthday when he downed a flaming shot of rum -- burning his chin, neck and chest -- filed a $49,000 lawsuit against the Northeast Portland strip club that allegedly served him. According…

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Getting back in the saddle

When a horse throws you, you're supposed to dust yourself off, get back on it (or some other horse), and keep riding. Analogously, when a stripper "throws" you (cancels an OTC date, stops answering your texts, etc.), you should dust yourself…

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Why do so many guys waste money on a club when bp has fs for $100 or less?

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fuck it im getting sloppy drunk

Fuck it im getting sloppy drunks

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Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

Best movie about Thanksgiving Best road trip movie Best buddy movie

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Black Friday ?

Anybody going ? If so what you getting ?

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Real time update detroit

Met up with a couple of members last night at the flight club. Got to the flight club around 5 and left at closing. Day shift was OK but not spectacular with maybe 10 to 15 girls working. Night shift…

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Vegas strip club scene-- any recommendations?

For those with recent experience in Vegas--- do you have any recommendations for strip club fun in Vegas? From the recent reviews that I've read on TUSCL it sounds like most of the clubs are good for eye candy…

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Do any of you perverts read PUA sites?

I mean, I know that the Dugan dude has his system. But I'm talkin' about the real bizzaro pickup artist shit. My take on the PUA culture is http://xkcd.com/1027/

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Flakking outz

Can a custie becomes more flaky than this lieying thieving hore ?

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Great new cocktail

The Cosbypolitan... Like a Cosmopolitan, but with an added Roofie. There is also a version with GHB.

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My first night

As promised, I wanted to share with you guys my first night after posting a thread a few days ago. By the way...thanks so much to the majority of you guys and gals who gave wonderful advice and encouragement! :)…

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Holographic Strippers

Ever since Princess Leia made a holographic plea for help in Star Wars I've been waiting for holographic strippers / porn to hit the market. So far, none as far as I know. Is it that difficult to…

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A way to sort discussions.

In case anyone was curious, there is a way to re sort discussions in a format other than how old the discussion is or other than "Date Posted". If you want to see discussions sorted by the most recent…

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Blowjob from a 75 year old woman

Recently, I was in a regular bar when a 75 year old woman sits down next to me. Conversation starts and I found her to be funny, smart, well dressed and attractive for 75. Many drinks later she reaches into…

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She's too fat for me.

See the pole dancing at the end of this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN_VwMb8m2M

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Three new articles posted

Looks like another set of articles have been posted. Six total in the past week.

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Facebook And Strippers

Yes or No and y ?

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The Golden Rule for Clubbing

once again my boy jest50 said it best " I am just generous with them and they are generous with me. I get a lot of attention because I give a lot of attention."

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When you ask a dancer how she's doing...

Do you want to hear about all of her problems or do you just want the bullshit "everything's great" line?

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Chris Brown spotted in a massage parlor

Makes me think that it's easier for celebrities to get laid in places where the women do NOT speak English...(e.g. NOT strip clubs)...what do you guys think?

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Doral Booby Trap Meetup - Today 6pm on

Hey fellow Tusclers, As we all get ready to spend time with our families and reminisce on the things we are thankful for, remember to recall strip clubs! In honor of this I'd like to see if any fellow gents would like…

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The $400 VIP Tip

The following story got me wondering what is the most anyone has ever given a dancer in a VIP tip. This happened a few months ago, in late summer. I have a date planned with the ATF, and the little…

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Dancers living in motels

I am running across this a lot more lately. Truth be told, it is kinda' depressing, especially when I hear that there are kids involved. Imagine what Thanksgiving and Christmas must be like when you are experiencing them…

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OT: US GDP Growth Misses by a Mile!

The data continues to come in much worse than forecast. Just like Stevie-girl said it would. GDP growth of 3.9% versus 3.3% expected. We are collapsing just as fast as Stevie-girl said we would and ABSOLUTELY DOOMED!

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Hey man...you shouldn't do that...

...doncha know you'll stain the carpet? Steam cleaning necessary after webcam show in University library. www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/19/university-of-newcastle-library-sex_n_6188376.html I have one thing to say... WEEE-YAWWW!!!

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Vacant hotel less than 300 feet of Harvey's Club O Gentlemen's Club.

I hear everybody in this vacant hotel walks around with a 40 oz Malt Liquor taped to their hands. Colt 45s, the Schlitz (both red bull AND blue bull). Some of those crazy SOBs even tape Mickey's big mouths to…

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Good Indian dancer names

Besides pokeahotass, I like Suckajaweena. Any others?

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OT: "We're 6 years into 20-year bull market: Belski"

http://www.cnbc.com/id/102211966 Oh-oh! Chief investment strategist at BMO is catching on. Better send him links to Stevie-girl's posts to set 'em straight. A little more worrying is the reaction to his views is now just "unlikely". What's the cycle? First the view…

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OT: Ferguson Related Riots to Hasten GLOBAL ECONOMIC DOOM

Just as predicted by Stevie-girl and The Economist global markets were already collapsing- prior to the ruling last night. This one should put an end to anything at all that was hanging in by even a thread and I…

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Tijuana at New Years

Was thinking of going down to check out the clubs in Tijuana between Christmas and New Years. However I'm not sure if it will be really slow at that time of year. I wonder if anyone has any advice…

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Want to Play with Lego Strippers?

http://metro.co.uk/2014/11/25/youll-never-be-able-to-unsee-this-unofficial-lego-sexy-strip-club-set-sorry-4961502/

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Titsgiving--My Favorite Holiday

Let's all celebrate Titsgiving and Festivus this year. ndiancountrytodaymedianetwork.com/2014/11/24/minneapolis-strip-clubs-tasteless-thanksgiving-ad-draws-planned-nov-26-protest-157987

Death of a club: Flashdancers

How hard can it be to run a strip club? On the surface, it seems pretty easy. The basic ingredients are a clean, decent bar and a ready supply of hot women with nice personalities and some skills. Build that club, and guys will come. Keep those customers happy, and there will be lots of money to go around, which means a ready supply of hot dancers who will bring in lots of new customers. Wash, rinse, repeat. Of course, no business is ever quite that easy. Clubs face constant challenges such as stiff competition, harassment from local authorities and customers/dancers who often get bored and move on to greener pastures. Many clubs do a terrific job and party on…

Extreme ITC extras

I saw a post recently regarding the topic above and it reminded me of an experience years ago that happened at one of my go-to clubs for extras located in the midwest. This place had a small cramped back room for vip or lap dances amongst 6 or 7 cubicles divided by plywood partitions. Many times the lack of privacy wasn't an issue as you and the dancer might be back there alone or with one other "couple". When they ran the two for one specials, however, that back room was usually sold out. This meant you were back there with 5-6 other "couples". During a typical two for one essentially everyone in that room…

What Makes a Dancer a Customer's Favorite?

A new dancer that just arrived on TUSCL asked for advice before beginning her career. Some of the suggestions she got inspired me to think about this subject: Customers develop favorite dancers because of a combination of reliability, appearance, personality, and entertainment value. Not necessarily in that order. Every customer has a favorite type of dancer in each of those four categories. The more a customer sees of all four qualities in one dancer, the more likely he/she is to gravitate toward that dancer and become a regular of hers. Before continuing on, I suggest you review a thread I wrote about the terms, "current favorite," and "all-time favorite." See my suggested definitions and subsequent discussion in: "TERMINOLOGY: ATF vs. CF,"…

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#1 Rule to dating a stripper

Dont fucken spend money on her inside the club exept for drinks

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Dive vs upscale club

What kind of club do you prefer more dives, or upscale clubs and why ? Been to both and for me I prefer the upscale clubs because of the better looking and younger women. The dives here also cost more in…

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Pasties after 1am

I think--at many of the clubs in Phoenix--that the dancers have to wear pasties during the last hour of the night (1am to 2am). Does anyone know why this is? Or what the legal logic behind this is? Thanks.

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Native American Strippers

I just found a full bloded Cherokee goddamn is she sexy

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the voice

I'm watching The Voice tonight and I just realized I'm really attracted to Gwen Stefani. She's really attractive for a 45 year old MILF. She's real competition for the previous coach, Xtina....a hotty MILF in her own right, when she's…

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Any SC's around Phoenix that offer Detroit Style extras?

I didn't realize phoenix had that many strip clubs, but I'm assuming none offer any type of extra's inside the club? Was wondering if anyone could kindly tell me if there's any that offer high mileage as…

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Tuesday early afternoon SC visit, Worth it?

At one time or another I have been to the strip club every shift of the week, afternoons and evenings except for Mondays and Tuesdays. I know it will vary from club to club but how do Tuesday early…

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Stupid Me--Dance With a Beginner

I'm stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid. It was her first week dancing, so I thought I'd give her a try. Nice body. I think she maybe read an article about how to give a lap dance. Got bored after one paragraph…

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Lately TUSCL has been more addictive than FB

You all are a riot... Shout out to the members that keep it interesting: ShadowCat JS69 Dougster Duke Ricky Stevie-no-dots Clubbers GMD Papi Slick Zip Mikeya Gawker Alabegonz ..and yes even SJG Definitely special shout out to the ladies Diva, Lena and Trixie Favorite new comers: Josh43 and JamesSD ...ok, and Footballfag, god he makes me feel so darn…

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Lunchtime special for Clubber

crazyjoe, I just stumbled on this from you. The Hooters-girls of Beijing (警報器 - 女生北京): youtu.be/B78PW-_ic_s Trip is booked!

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TUSCL Thanksgiving Poll: Where are you eating your traditional Thanksgiving feas

a. At home, with my SO and/or family and/or friends b. At relative's or friend's house c. Strip club buffet (anyone know what time Follies opens?) d. Alone at seedy local dive bar (what's it to you anyway, Steve229? Always making a big…

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Mowvember, Cousin Slick Style

So, they say it's Mowvember. I started in October, or like the queers call it, Cocktober. Anyways, my version of Mowvember is slightly different. I grow decent facial hair but with a caveat. Only a goatee looks good…

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Revjohn

Where the hell has that bible thumping preacher man been? He is funny as Shit!

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Albert Einstein / Marilyn Monroe eye test

http://www.glassesdirect.co.uk/blog/2011/07/28/new-eye-test-monroe-or-einstein/ Pretty cool. Since I am near sighted all I had to do was take off my glasses and it worked perfect.

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how many of us have dated a dancer ?

Didnt say successfuly or marriage...didnt ask your opinion on if it was a good idea... Just give a simple answer to have you dated a dancer ?

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Any of these movie parodies sound good?

Slickspic's Day Off Shallow Shadow When JohnSmith met Dreamstripper Juicy Sausagehands The Dougster of Wall Street LMN's Baby Zipman and Sharkhunter's Excellent Adventure Steve229 goes to Washington AlucarDracula

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Hypothetical Question #Y2K

If you're hypothetical daughter became a hypothetical stripper and you found her hypothetically stripping for or hypothetically giving hypothetical extras to actual members of this actual discussion board, what would you hypotheticallly do? Hypothetically speaking, that is.

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Young enough to be my daughter

A few nights ago, I took a girl OTC whose father is only four years older than I am. To be honest, as a father myself, the thought of banging a chick who is young enough to be my…

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Oregon 2AMer

REDMOND, Ore. - At least one person was wounded and a suspect was taken into custody following a shooting at a downtown Redmond strip club early Sunday, police confirmed. More From KTVZ.COM Helping the hometown, shopping local No. 20 Oregon State swamps…

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Employee Robbed At Gunpoint In Parking Lot Of Delaware Strip Club

WILMINGTON, Del. (CBS) — Police are searching for an armed suspect who robbed an employee in the parking lot of a strip club in Delaware early Monday morning. The robbery happened at about 2:45 a.m. outside The Gold Club gentleman’s club…

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A PL's Thankful List

Here are some of the things I'm thankful for this year. Please feel free to add your own to the list. 1. For my great kids, who are far better than I deserve 2. For my wonderful, gorgeous, sexy, energetic,…

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you want intellectual?

Well, I have a lil' something for all you TUSCLers to contemplate. If you change the silent letters in a word, does it change the word?

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OT: GLOBAL MARKET ROUT Continues

Just as Stevie-girl predicted on Friday the Asian markets continued to get clobbered when they opened Sunday night. The Shanghai and Hang Seng added nearly another 2% to Thursday night's losses. The European markets are also selling off sharply with…

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Vacant hotel less than 300 feet of Harvey's Club O Gentlemen's Club.

I hear that the demons who dwell at this hotel have erected a perfect duplicate of Stonehenge in the parking lot. They perform bizarre rituals, sometimes using the visitors to Club O. Stay away unless you want to be flayed…