Maybe I overpay my DS for sex...

I don't either, and never would. Crazy.

You are correct on both counts. :)

I once paid about $2,500 for a weekend with a pair of dancers. (Not together; they were roommates and switched off.) I won't say it was the smartest thing I've ever spent my money on, but I considered it worth it at the time. I don't regret it.

This sounds like one of those resorts down in the Carribean (Oasis is one) where you stay and get tickets to use each day to have alone time with a girl or two. It sounds good to a point...there are some reviews out there.

For $5000 you could fly to Thailand, band young, beautiful and talented women either together or one by one while staying in a decent motel, and have change left over when you come home. I would love to bang a woman worth $5000 but I find it unlikely that any exist. I admit, I do hope to be proved wrong some day.

Ok...So I have been doing it all wrong :(