What would you do?

It happened to me last nite. The dancer was drunk off her ass

Tell her to suck me off, cuz my semen is the only known cure

@mikeya02 - HAHAHAHA! Honestly, I hate when strippers try the kissing thing. I know some guys like it. All I can think is those same lips may have been wrapped around a half dozen dicks that night. Yeech.

One of four things off the top of my head:

1. Shrug then tell her, "No big. I just got diagnosed with HIV today." Then add with a serious, deadpan face, "Just kidding."
2. Pull out the cell phone and tell her, "Thanks for reminding me. The wife took one of the kids in today. It sorta looks like chicken pox, but we aren't sure."
3. Tell her a close friend or relative is doing missionary work there and he's contracted ebola.
4. Just tell her it wasn't funny and to move along. She just lost a customer.

I have a serious problem kissing strippers unless I know them really well. The ones that want to kiss right away usually kiss just about every guy, and that alone with it being cold and flu season is just stupid. Also, as stated above, how many other guys junk have been in her mouth just that night (and yes, I know, they don't all do that, but you don't know).

The only stripper that ever kissed me in the club is my ATF. It's actually against the rules, but sometimes she wants to kiss me when we're done so we stand out of camera angle and go at it.