Should have called a cab.

Why didn't he just carjack a regular car at a gas station like a normal Detroiter?

what a dumb ass

And he was going to a bar that changed its name years ago. detroitnews.com

I had a friend that was an EMT. She told me that this happens more often than you would think because company policies call for then to leave the keys in and the engine running at al times to make sure that they don't have any starting problems during an emergency.