Tell 'em it's okay because RickyBoy and skibum said the real problem is that the limits are ridiculously low.
You probably asked him, "Officer, would you please hold my beer while I get my driver's license and registration?
Sausage fingers excuse. Should have told him the wheel was too geasy from fried chicken that your sausage fingers couldn't get a good grip.
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Tell 'em it's okay because RickyBoy and skibum said the real problem is that the limits are ridiculously low.
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You probably asked him, "Officer, would you please hold my beer while I get my driver's license and registration?
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Lol...smdh.....fuckerz
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Were you dragging a boat without it being on a trailer?
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Lol.....did the cop see you throwing a drumstick bone out the window?
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Dragging a boat - pure classic.
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Jeff Foxworthy Drunk Driving: youtu.be
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Sausage fingers excuse. Should have told him the wheel was too geasy from fried chicken that your sausage fingers couldn't get a good grip.
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Mikey, he might've hit a cop with a drumstick bone he threw out the window.
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Lol..classic juice....lol
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