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Cop pulls duke over and ask if i b dranking ?

No officer I wasn't drunk driving, I was swerving on them hoes.

11 comments

  • mikeya02
    10 years ago
    Don't worry, no single set of handcuffs could fit you
  • Dougster
    10 years ago
    Tell 'em it's okay because RickyBoy and skibum said the real problem is that the limits are ridiculously low.
  • Club_Goer_Seattle
    10 years ago
    You probably asked him, "Officer, would you please hold my beer while I get my driver's license and registration?

  • Duke69
    10 years ago
    Lol...smdh.....fuckerz
  • crazyjoe
    10 years ago
    Were you dragging a boat without it being on a trailer?
  • mikeya02
    10 years ago
    Lol.....did the cop see you throwing a drumstick bone out the window?
  • shailynn
    10 years ago
    Dragging a boat - pure classic.

  • crazyjoe
    10 years ago
    Jeff Foxworthy Drunk Driving: http://youtu.be/xD1uOnokSmE
  • warhawks
    10 years ago
    Sausage fingers excuse. Should have told him the wheel was too geasy from fried chicken that your sausage fingers couldn't get a good grip.
  • PhantomGeek
    10 years ago
    Mikey, he might've hit a cop with a drumstick bone he threw out the window.
  • Duke69
    10 years ago
    Lol..classic juice....lol
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