Cry rape when your girlfriend finds out you were getting a bj. It's the only logical thing he could think of to get out of hot water. Did she buy it? Guess not.
If I'm sitting alone in a room with a bag over my head and some one touches me, it's more likely to literally scare the shit out of me rather than give me an erection.
An old friend mine was an asshole to a lot of people. When he turned 21 a lot of people decided to get even with him. The told him they had a stripper for him. They tied his hands to the chair and blindfolded him. The dancer started giving him a lapdance. When he got excited they took off the blindfold and it was a guy dancing on him. Everyone there was pointing and laughing and thr reciever of the dance was no amused
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Cry rape when your girlfriend finds out you were getting a bj. It's the only logical thing he could think of to get out of hot water. Did she buy it? Guess not.
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The last time that happened I just let her have her way with me.
Good times!!!
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He should have just said he thought it was his girlfriend to be that bold. mistaken identity. He couldn't id her with a bag over his head.
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enjoy it
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What does she look like?
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Rip the bag off. How do you know it's a woman?
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Yeah, you've at least got to peer out of the bag and she who's raping you.
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If I'm sitting alone in a room with a bag over my head and some one touches me, it's more likely to literally scare the shit out of me rather than give me an erection.
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^^^ I agree
An old friend mine was an asshole to a lot of people. When he turned 21 a lot of people decided to get even with him. The told him they had a stripper for him. They tied his hands to the chair and blindfolded him. The dancer started giving him a lapdance. When he got excited they took off the blindfold and it was a guy dancing on him. Everyone there was pointing and laughing and thr reciever of the dance was no amused
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