A friend of mine thought that...

A friend of mine thought that it would be a good idea to stop in to Tropical Lei for a while. He was the same friend that left me there on my 21st birthday, which forced me to call my mom to pick me up.

We walked in, just after sunset, and the doorman gave us a full pat down. I have never seen that at a strip club. On a previous visit a few years back, they made me leave my phone in the car because it had a camera. After paying the $15 cover, which felt a little high, the doorman escorted us to the bar to ensure that we bought our first drinks. The Sprites, overloaded with ice, cost us $8 a piece. After buying our expensive drinks, that were being watered down with every step, we took our seats along the stage.

The first girl that came out was absolutely gorgeous. She was about 5'8", with long, dark blonde hair, pierced nipples and spiked platform boots that would make Gene Simmons jealous. We were throwing out singles like they were going out of style as she began going counterclockwise around the stage, giving full contact samples to everyone to the tune of White Zombie's "More Human than Human". She started with an Asian guy that continually emptied his wallet as she beat him across his face with her tits while he made out with her sternum. I was saving my cash for a dance, so I stayed conservative and she noticed. She gave me a little bit and moved on to my friend who had already put down a $10. As she went over to him, she spun on her hip and accidentally kicked me in the face. She apologized quickly and gave him a decent ride, into the beginning of her next song, Rob Zombie's "Living Dead Girl".