if your club had a lottery for lapdances would you do it ?

Hell yes.

Did I miss the memo saying whale avatars suddenly went out of style?

No it's still in style I just really wanted to show off my DSV

That's a no brainer, of course I would. Everyone would for a $5 investment. I think it would be a better question if you said $100 for $1000.

Yes

If even LDKs tight ass is willing to gamble you know it's a good deal.

There was a club in PA that did something similar.
You buy a chance for a dollar or 6 for $5 and when they get above the cost of the dance they draw and the winner get the dance

Lol

no. the girls like to give me dances for free because i am so amazing. have you fixed the space station? i dont think so

i have so i win. and the girls give me free dances when i tell them i am @DoctorPhil space genoious