Admiral Theatre
3940 W Lawrence Ave Chicago, IL 60625

Good for Chicago, for what that's worth

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SomeGuySomewhere
Jun 1, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

So much ink has been spilled on this site about Chicago clubs not being great, and I think that's absolutely true. But if you're locked into going to one, Admiral is about as good as it gets.

The girls are generally pretty hot here, mostly 7s and 8s I'd say. Pretty decent ethnic mix when I visited, white, black, Latina, Asian. Nobody that I saw stood out as a true uggo. The club itself is a pretty good sized and is in decent shape. They do this thing where they escort you to a table when you get there which is weird and irritating.

Standard stage shows, but the vibe in this club doesn't really seem like that's the big thing. Instead, there's a big push for the chair dances which I declined because I just won't pay for a dance out in the open. But then again, the private dances (regular ones, I didn't do any VIP) are typical Chicago fare, are very low mileage, and are very overpriced. Value-wise, you're probably better off getting the chair dances anyway.

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Good for Chicago, for what that's worth