Birds Eye View

I went to this club on a Friday night in mid May. It was late. Maybe around 11pm. Many of the girls had paired off with regulars. They would get up and do their sets on stage, then go back to the tables and sit with the regular dudes. I sat for awhile and watched. Some very mediocre girls. There was one girl a brunette with spectacular breasts. She looked like she could have been a Penthouse Pet or Hustler Honey except for the fact that she had covered herself with many tatoos. I'm in my mid forties and never got the whole tatoo craze. There was one other girl that looked average but was really drunk. I've been quite drunk here many times myself so, no judgement on my end. I just see her waking up hung over the next day and realizing she hung out with the same regular dude all night, when she could have been walking around hustling people like me with money. A few of the bottom of the barrel dancers came by and asked if I needed any dances. Nope, not from them... So, I had like 2 drinks, scoped out some talent for next time. I would really like to try out that tatoo girl with the big breasts. So, around 1 am I bolted, with a wallet full of $$$..