A lot of action, but not for me

I was here on a recent Saturday night. The place was very, very crowded - there was an event in town. I knew this because I saw multiple people still wearing their conference badges around their neck. Anyway, as far as the action goes: There were plenty of girls - every type was represented. The issue for me was getting close to any of them. Highlights were, in order, Callie, a college age blonde that reminded me a little of a young Kate Middleton. She promised to come back and give me a dance, but never made it. Tory, a young, tight little gymnast type, introduced herself but was immediately yanked away to take care of a "billing issue" with a previous client. Strike 2. There was no strike three because the place was so busy I couldn't get anything going. I'll definitely be back on a different night.