Déjà Vu Kalamazoo
1336 Ravine Rd Kalamazoo, MI 49004

Only one hot girl and 4 mediocre, avoid late weekdays

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KahlDrogo
Jun 1, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday After Midnight

Deja Vu has a great atmosphere and is set up really nice. What struck me as really cool is that girls can slide down the main stage pole from the second floor! Seemingly out of nowhere.

I stopped in at 2am on a Tuesday when they were running 2 dances for $20! I was cleaning the house beforehand and was sweating so I showered and put on slacks and a dress shirt. The place was almost empty, 5 patrons and 5 girls. I was there almost 40 min before I could get a gal to come up and talk to me! I kept tipping $3 to $4 in singles to the main stage for the first 20 min, then sat back a few rows. Most of the girls acted like they didn't want to be there. 2 of the girls mediocre bodies and very ugly in the face, one had a belly but was cute, and the final girl was smoking hot, very athletic. The hot girl only gave a hover dance and when she took me back the 2 for 20 deal mysteriously stopped. The DJ kept talking to the girl giving me a dance over the loudspeaker and kept playing children's songs at the end of the night.

This is the only time I've been to the vu. Next door is little darlings. 10 pm on a weeknight was awesome! Lots of girls, all hot and friendly. 3pm on a Saturday was a bust, 2 ugly girls that didn't want to be there.

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