$5 Lunch Buffet – …at a strip club

No, I would not say so. At a few clubs in Houston, they had great lunch buffets. I ate, then enjoyed some extremely beautiful women dancers there.

"Is he gay?"

Well, he was in San Francisco.

Good point, motorhead.

I love a good buffet

I was good until he mentioned the sushi on Tuesdays... I'll pass on that!

Despite some of the things I've happily dined on at clubs, the thought of ever eating a meal at one has always disgusted me. Am I alone with that mindset? Maybe I just need to man up and give it a shot one of these days...

I'm always afraid that I'll spend the evening on the shitter after partaking of the free Follies buffet.

The lunch buffet at Gold Club in SF -- where that writer was -- is pretty damn good. I don't know about "best lunch buffet I've ever had", but it exceeds expectations considering it's only $5 and at a strip club ... and the strip club that usually has the most beautiful lineups in SF. The lunch buffet at the other buffet-serving club, Hustler Club is a notch down, but still only $5 and still ranges between good-enough and very good.. The girls and managers eat the food, so I'm hoping that's an indication there's no secret ingredient in the alfredo sauce.

-->"Despite some of the things I've happily dined on at clubs, the thought of ever eating a meal at one has always disgusted me."

I was like that for DECADES... until I gave in and tried it at a higher-end club with a decent kitchen. I would not eat at a low-end club, but some of these clubs are serious about their kitchens. And, as I posted in the other thread, buying your stripper lunch is the single best investment you can make in the strip club -- a $14 burger buys me the 20-25 minute wait time (no idea why it takes so long), plus another 20-30 minutes to eat, plus easily another 20 minutes lounging around digesting time. I do not tip the girls during this time, nor do they ever ask ... though I do get several drinks into them, and that adds to the cost.

Some clubs on this country have serious restaurants as part of the deal.