Best strip club in Queens?

Dream on white boy. It just ain't happenin'.

Queens, NY? Or some other queens location somewhere in the world?

Say hi to Prince Akeem and Semmi for me.

Try asking one of the guys from Run DMC

Idk what exactly you mean by "decent mileage" but Gallaghers has plenty of hotties if you are into skinny European girls. Unless things changed a lot since the last time I was there.