This afternoon, I spent several hours...

This afternoon, I spent several hours enjoying myself at a local casino. In that I did not make a large contribution to the local indian retirement fund (and, actually, might have made a small withdrawal), I decided to share my unexpected surplus cash with some local babes at Fantasy. Sadly, I left with a case of blues and almost all of my cash.

I know it is a Monday and all, but the scene was even less hopping than I could have imagined. 5 bucks to get in, four bucks for beer (with tip) and I sat at a round table to survey the possibilities. I was determined to have some fun.

On stage was a white woman. She seemed Amazonian and not altogether appealing. Shortly after seating, I was approach by a thin AA with braces. We tried to make small talk, but we couldn't make a connection. She seemed cold and less than willing to touch -- never a good sign. She left for her turn on stage and was promptly replaced by a curvy, but unattractive AA. She tried rubbing my thigh and arm while making small talk, studiously avoiding junior. In spite of this, she spoke fairly openly about what we might do together "in the back" for 150 plus tip. I tried, unsuccessfully to negotiate lower. Maybe junior was asleep or maybe I am getting old or MAYBE she was just unattractive enough that junior wasn't moved to action in any way. If I was at Arnies (for 1/3 the price), I might have gone for it and closed my eyes and enjoyed it. For the price, I couldn't bring myself to say yes.