Omar Bradley was known as "The G.I. General"
Lansing, MI. Saturday night. Lansing home to Michigan State University, home of the Spartans. This club is downtown, right down the street from where the Lansing Lugnuts A ball baseball team plays. Seems like a safe area to me, a bunch of folks bar hopping and what not. Parking is in a back lot. I went around the front but I believe you can also enter and exit out the back and walk down the stairs. Anyway walk in, ID check and the cover is $10.
In you are. Left is the main bar and down below is one main circle stage, one girl up at a time. There's a shower show glass room in the corner. There's also an upstairs where the bathrooms are and dance/VIP area is. Also another bar up there. Dances are $25 a song. Two way touch is allowed. The club in general is really nice, upscale option in Lansing. Also note, there are no doors on the stalls, like wtf is that shit. I had to shit too.
Customers. Looked like a good amount of groups. Mix of younger and middle age and all races looked like. Decent crowd, some playing the bar, some down below. Plenty of girl customers in here btw.
Dancers. Believe it or not, I've met like 3 ex Omar's dancers that were all pretty good looking so I knew not to sleep on this place you could find some good talent here. But you know what not really high end stuff you might expect at least on this night. Girls were mostly white. Some black. And some middle eastern and a couple hispanic. Maybe 25 girls. There were a quite a few chunky girls in here actually. Some fake stuff but most girls natural. It's not a bad lineup but I just didn't see the 8's you might expect, I would say mostly 5-7 range.
One girl was having some sort of party and she got a shower show. I don't know while this was going on, everyone was like "OMG this is so awesome woooo" anyway I was like fuck this gay shit I'm gonna go shit upstairs in the doorless stall while everyone is distracted. I had eaten just before at a mid michigan staple Big John Steak and Onion and had to shit really bad. It was diarrehea I need some privacy it's hard to do that stuff in full view of everyone going to bathroom. I'm the kind of guy that has to get naked and yell NOOOOOOO when I shit.
Anyway I passed on dances here. In hindsight maybe I should've just spent on a borderline fat, chunky 7 with big boobs but if I don't I'll live. I would go on to Deja Vu which is just a complete waste. If your in Lansing this is probably the spot you want to go. Or just turn back to Detroit, it's only an hour or so. I left out the back door, down a couple stairs back to the parking lot. Don't worry about trying to get street parking out front. Also note there is a food truck right out front.
