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Feeling ignored by the Strippers?

Subraman

Car key and wallet dating your sister

Let the sweethearts of StripperWeb learn you some good manners!

Selected excerpts from the thread, Customer Not to Approach

"Guys who wear sunglasses in the club. "

"Guys who lay their money out on their table. They just do it to bait the dancers. They don't spend a dollar of it. " (bad news for JS69)

"Anyone with pants so baggy I can see their drawers." (bad news for chessmaster!)

"I will typically choose Caucasian men first, foreigners are a last ditch resort. " (Hurray for me!)

"Anyone with a creepy vibe, women (unless they call me over), and guys who are just sitting around not tipping. " (bad news for LDK)

"Spanish speaking customer: (collecting my tips) "No hablas ingles. No dinero." (despite the fact that I saw him with several Benjamins in his wallet)
Me: (in English) "I'll let you fuck me for $100."
Alleged Spanish speaking customer: "Ok...si si!" " (Ha ha! Go Papi!)

"this might sound weird, but guys who are ridiculously overdressed at odd hours of the day. " (My bro Rick! Maybe the porkpie hat was too much)

"Guys that wear sweatpants!!!! " (bad news for the whole lot of us)

"How about the ones that IMMEDIATELY ask (im talkin right out thr gate) "so...do you dafe older men"WALK AWAY AND DONT LOOK BACKK " (Damn, jackslash, give a bitch a few minutes to sit down and talk first)

"Anything with a vagina that is not a stripper. " (sad face emoji for lopaw)

"The indians at my bar usually smell have a heavy curry-like scent to them. Once someone told me I smelled like a middle eastern man 4 hours after I did a dance with an indian guy." (I'm so sorry, Bangalore Movers! Don't take it to heart, you guys are the best. You hear me? The BEST)

Lots more fun to come!
"The gay guy that just wants to ask questions about being a girl? (This happened lastnight)" (San Jose Gay! You told me you were going to give me a ring next time you went clubbing)
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