I once read a funny definition of the word "slut":
SLUT: A woman with the morals of a man.
In the past 5 days I've fucked 4 strippers--3 in my home and 1 in a strip club. I paid for 3 of these experiences, and the 4th was a freebie from my CF. True love still exists.
I don't normally have sex with so many different women in so short a time. My modus operandi is to have one favorite stripper and to focus all my attention and money on her. However, I had the opportunities and I did not have the will power to keep it in my pants.
Am I a slut?


you're my hero Ferris Bueller