10 Most Explicit Town Names In America

Bumblefuck. Not sure where it is though.

I think that's in Egypt.

Cumming, GA

Sweet Lips, TE

Climax, PA

Beaver Lick, KY (the city and state when abbreviated sounds entirely provocative)

Hornytown, NC

Toadsuck, Arkansas

Balls Falls, Ontario

There's also a Climax, Georgia. And right down the road from it is a recovery center.

and just to represent NY....Busti, New York

Ok, ONE MORE from me, then I'll let someone else try. Buttzville, NJ. Interestingly enough, in the 2010 census, there are approx. 0% African-Americans living there. Kind of weird considering the name and how much us black folks love buttz...ville

Nothing tops "Fucking" Austria.

en.wikipedia.org

Fucking is awesome!

Lol

Intercourse, Pa

Blue Ball, Pa

Ohio:

Blue Ball, Ohio

Knockemstiff, Ohio --> (a Ghost town)

Put-In-Bay, Ohio

Jelloway, Ohio --> (named for the creek that runs through town) --> American Indian, don't ask!

Painesville, Ohio

Beaverdam, Ohio

Seventeen, Ohio --> (DSs-in-training?)

Brilliant, Ohio

Bangs, Ohio

Salineville, Ohio

Honeytown, Ohio

Gaysport, Ohio

:)

Climax Michigan is just a short drive away from Colon, Michigan.

Of course, they cannot compete with Hell, Michigan which sponsors a foot race called the Run Through Hell.

Back when I was driving a honey wagon, I used to go through Conception, MO. I always got a laugh out of the Conception Abbey. They have a seminary school too.

We have some weird ones.....

Rude and Funny London Street and Place Names

Back Passage, London

Mincing Lane, London

Mudchute, London

Percy Passage, London

Swallow Passage, London

Trump Street, London

Cumming Street, London

Cockfoster, London

Dick Turpin Lane, London

Cock Hill, London

Titley Close, London

Cockbush Avenue, London

Rude and Funny English Village and Place Names in England

Acock’s Green, Worcestershire, UK

Babes Well, Durham, UK

Bachelors Bump, Essex, UK

Backside Lane, Oxfordshire

Balls Green, Kent, England

Balls Cross, WestSussex

Bareleg Hill, Staffordshire, UK

Barking, Essex

Beaver Close, Surrey

Bedlam Bottom, Hampshire, UK

Beef Lane, Oxfordshire

Beer, Devon, UK

Beggars Bush, Sussex passed her prime

Bell End near Lickey End

Bishops Itchington, Staffs, UK

Bitchfield, Lincolnshire

Boggy Bottom, Abbots Langley, Herts, UK

Booty Lane, NorthYorkshire

Bottoms Fold, Lancashire

Broadbottom, Cheshire, UK

Brown Willy, Cornwall,UK

Bushygap, Northumberland, UK

Catholes, Cumbria

Catsgore, Somerset, UK

Charles Bottom, Devon, UK

Clap Hill, village in Kent, UK

Clay Bottom, Bristol, UK

Cock Alley, Calow, UK

Cock Bridge, Hope, Derbyshire, UK

Cock Green, nr Braintree

Cock Lane, Tutts Clump, Berkshire, UK

Cock Law, Northumberland, UK

Cock and Bell Lane, Suffolk

Cockermouth, Cumbria

Cockernhoe, nr Luton, UK

Cocking, Midhurst, West Sussex, UK

Cockintake, Staffordshire, UK

Cockpit Hill, Derbyshire, UK

Cockplay, Northumberland, UK

Cocks, Cornwall

Cockshoot Close, Oxfordshire

Cockshot, Northumberland, UK

Cockshutt Wood, Sheffield, UK

Cockup Lake District, Cumbria. UK

Coldwind, Cornwall, UK

Crackington Haven, Cornwall, UK

Crackpot, North Yorkshire, UK

Crapstone, Devon

Crotch Crescent, Oxford

Deans Bottom, Kent, UK

Devil’s Lapful, Northumberland, UK

Dicks Mount, Suffolk

Drinkstone, Suffolk, UK

Faggot, Northumberland, UK

Fanny Barks, Durham, UK

Fanny Avenue, Derbyshire

Fanny Hands Lane, Lincolnshire

Feltham Close, Hampshire

Feltwell, Norfolk

Fingringhoe, Essex

Flesh Shank, Northumberland, UK

Friars Entry, Oxfordshire

Fruitfall Cove, Cornwall, UK

Fudgepack upon Humber, Humberside

Gay Street, Sussex. UK

Gays Hill, Cornwall, UK

Giggleswick, Staincliffe, Nth. Yorkshire, UK

Golden Balls, Oxfordshire, UK

Gravelly Bottom Road, nr Langley Heath, Kent, UK

Great Cockup & Little Cockup, hills in The Lake District, UK

Great Horwood, Bucks, UK

Great Tosson, Northumberland

Grope Lane, Shropshire

Hampton Gay, Oxfordshire, UK

Happy Bottom, Dorset

Helstone, Cornwall, UK

Hole Bottom, Yorkshire, UK

Hole of Horcum, North Yorkshire

Holly Bush, Ledbury, Herefordshire, UK

Honey Knob Hill, Wiltshire

Honeypot Lane, Leicestershire

Hooker Road, Norwich

Horncastle, Linconshire

Horneyman, Kent, UK

Hornyold Road, Malvern Wells, UK

Horwood, Devon, UK

Jeffries Passage, Surrey

Jolly’s Bottom, Cornwall, UK

Juggs Close, EastSussex

Knockerdown, Derbyshire, UK

Lacock, Wiltshire

Letch Lane, Bourton-on-the-Water, The Cotswolds, UK

Lickar Moor, Northumberland, UK

Lickers Lane, Merseyside

Lickey End, Worcestershire, UK

Lickfold, West Sussex

Little Horwood, Bucks, UK

Little Bushey Lane, Hertfordshire

Long Lover Lane, Halifax

Lower Swell, Gloucestershire

Menlove Avenue, Liverpool

Minge Lane, Worcestershire

Moisty Lane, Staffordshire

Nether Wallop, Hampshire

Nob End, South Lancashire, UK

Nork Rise, Surrey

North Piddle, Worcestershire

Ogle Close, Merseyside

Old Sodbury, Gloucestershire

Old Sodom Lane, Wiltshire

Over Peover, Cheshire, UK

Pant, Shropshire

Penistone, Sth Yorkshire, UK

Piddle River, Dorset, UK

Pork Lane, Essex

Pratt’s Bottom, Kent

Prickwillow, Cambridgeshire

Pump Alley, Middlesex

Ram Alley, Wiltshire, UK

Ramsbottom, Lancs, UK

Rimswell, East Riding of Yorkshire

Sandy Balls, Hampshire

Scratchy Bottom, Dorset, UK

Shaggs, Dorset, UK

Shingaycum Wendy, Buckinghamshire

Shitlingthorpe, Yorkshire, UK

Shitterton, Dorset

Shittington,, Bedfordshire, UK

Six Mile Bottom, Cambridge, UK

Slackbottom, Yorkshire, UK

Slag Lane, Merseyside

Slip End, Beds, UK

Slippery Lane, Staffordshire

Snatchup, Hertfordshire

Spanker Lane, Derbyshire.

Spitalin the Street, Lincolnshire

Splatt, Cornwall, UK

Staines, Surrey

Stow cum Quy, Cambridgeshire, UK

Swell, Somerset

The Blind Fiddler, Cornwall, UK

The Bush, Buckinghamshire

The Furry, Cornwall

The Knob, Oxfordshire

Thong, Kent

Tinkerbush Lane, Oxfordshire

Titcomb, near Inkpen, Berkshire, UK

Titlington Mount, Northumberland

Titty Hill, Sussex, UK

Titty Ho, Northamptonshire

Tosside, Lancashire

Turkey Cock Lane, Colchester, Essex, UK

Ugley, Essex

Upper Bleeding, Sussex, UK

Upper Chute, Hampshire, UK

Upper Dicker & Lower Dicker, East Sussex, UK

Upperthong, West Riding, Yorkshire, UK

Wash Dyke, Norfolk, UK

Weedon Lois, Northampton

Weedon, in the Parish of Hardwick, Buckinghamshire, UK

Weeford, Staffordshire, UK

Wet Rain, Yorkshire, UK

Wetwang, East Yorkshire

WhamBottomLane, Lancashire

Wideopen, Newcastle, UK

Willey, Warwickshire

Winkle Street, Southampton

Wormegay, Norfolk, UK

Wyre Piddle, Worcestershire

Two neighboring towns in northern Minnesota are Climax & Fertile. Years ago one of the papers up there had this classic headline: Fertile Woman Dies in Climax