Ballplay, Ala. Bigbone, Ky. Blue Ball Village, Md. Bone Steel, SD Comertown, Mont. Cooter, Mo. Dickshooter, Idaho Short Pump, Va. Sugar Tit, SC Wankers Corner, Ore.
If you guys want to open a strip club but don't know where to open it, I'd suggest looking at these towns first.
I think that's in Egypt.
Cumming, GA
Sweet Lips, TE Climax, PA Beaver Lick, KY (the city and state when abbreviated sounds entirely provocative) Hornytown, NC Toadsuck, Arkansas
Balls Falls, Ontario
There's also a Climax, Georgia. And right down the road from it is a recovery center.
and just to represent NY....Busti, New York
Ok, ONE MORE from me, then I'll let someone else try. Buttzville, NJ. Interestingly enough, in the 2010 census, there are approx. 0% African-Americans living there. Kind of weird considering the name and how much us black folks love buttz...ville
Nothing tops "Fucking" Austria.
Fucking is awesome!
Lol
Intercourse, Pa Blue Ball, Pa
Ohio: Blue Ball, Ohio Knockemstiff, Ohio --> (a Ghost town) Put-In-Bay, Ohio Jelloway, Ohio --> (named for the creek that runs through town) --> American Indian, don't ask! Painesville, Ohio Beaverdam, Ohio Seventeen, Ohio --> (DSs-in-training?) Brilliant, Ohio Bangs, Ohio Salineville, Ohio Honeytown, Ohio Gaysport, Ohio
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Climax Michigan is just a short drive away from Colon, Michigan.
Of course, they cannot compete with Hell, Michigan which sponsors a foot race called the Run Through Hell.
Back when I was driving a honey wagon, I used to go through Conception, MO. I always got a laugh out of the Conception Abbey. They have a seminary school too.
We have some weird ones.....
Rude and Funny London Street and Place Names
Back Passage, London Mincing Lane, London Mudchute, London Percy Passage, London Swallow Passage, London Trump Street, London Cumming Street, London Cockfoster, London Dick Turpin Lane, London Cock Hill, London Titley Close, London Cockbush Avenue, London Rude and Funny English Village and Place Names in England
Acock’s Green, Worcestershire, UK Babes Well, Durham, UK Bachelors Bump, Essex, UK Backside Lane, Oxfordshire Balls Green, Kent, England Balls Cross, WestSussex Bareleg Hill, Staffordshire, UK Barking, Essex Beaver Close, Surrey Bedlam Bottom, Hampshire, UK Beef Lane, Oxfordshire Beer, Devon, UK Beggars Bush, Sussex passed her prime Bell End near Lickey End Bishops Itchington, Staffs, UK Bitchfield, Lincolnshire Boggy Bottom, Abbots Langley, Herts, UK Booty Lane, NorthYorkshire Bottoms Fold, Lancashire Broadbottom, Cheshire, UK Brown Willy, Cornwall,UK Bushygap, Northumberland, UK Catholes, Cumbria Catsgore, Somerset, UK Charles Bottom, Devon, UK Clap Hill, village in Kent, UK Clay Bottom, Bristol, UK Cock Alley, Calow, UK Cock Bridge, Hope, Derbyshire, UK Cock Green, nr Braintree Cock Lane, Tutts Clump, Berkshire, UK Cock Law, Northumberland, UK Cock and Bell Lane, Suffolk Cockermouth, Cumbria Cockernhoe, nr Luton, UK Cocking, Midhurst, West Sussex, UK Cockintake, Staffordshire, UK Cockpit Hill, Derbyshire, UK Cockplay, Northumberland, UK Cocks, Cornwall Cockshoot Close, Oxfordshire Cockshot, Northumberland, UK Cockshutt Wood, Sheffield, UK Cockup Lake District, Cumbria. UK Coldwind, Cornwall, UK Crackington Haven, Cornwall, UK Crackpot, North Yorkshire, UK Crapstone, Devon Crotch Crescent, Oxford Deans Bottom, Kent, UK Devil’s Lapful, Northumberland, UK Dicks Mount, Suffolk Drinkstone, Suffolk, UK Faggot, Northumberland, UK Fanny Barks, Durham, UK Fanny Avenue, Derbyshire Fanny Hands Lane, Lincolnshire Feltham Close, Hampshire Feltwell, Norfolk Fingringhoe, Essex Flesh Shank, Northumberland, UK Friars Entry, Oxfordshire Fruitfall Cove, Cornwall, UK Fudgepack upon Humber, Humberside Gay Street, Sussex. UK Gays Hill, Cornwall, UK Giggleswick, Staincliffe, Nth. Yorkshire, UK Golden Balls, Oxfordshire, UK Gravelly Bottom Road, nr Langley Heath, Kent, UK Great Cockup & Little Cockup, hills in The Lake District, UK Great Horwood, Bucks, UK Great Tosson, Northumberland Grope Lane, Shropshire Hampton Gay, Oxfordshire, UK Happy Bottom, Dorset Helstone, Cornwall, UK Hole Bottom, Yorkshire, UK Hole of Horcum, North Yorkshire Holly Bush, Ledbury, Herefordshire, UK Honey Knob Hill, Wiltshire Honeypot Lane, Leicestershire Hooker Road, Norwich Horncastle, Linconshire Horneyman, Kent, UK Hornyold Road, Malvern Wells, UK Horwood, Devon, UK Jeffries Passage, Surrey Jolly’s Bottom, Cornwall, UK Juggs Close, EastSussex Knockerdown, Derbyshire, UK Lacock, Wiltshire Letch Lane, Bourton-on-the-Water, The Cotswolds, UK Lickar Moor, Northumberland, UK Lickers Lane, Merseyside Lickey End, Worcestershire, UK Lickfold, West Sussex Little Horwood, Bucks, UK Little Bushey Lane, Hertfordshire Long Lover Lane, Halifax Lower Swell, Gloucestershire Menlove Avenue, Liverpool Minge Lane, Worcestershire Moisty Lane, Staffordshire Nether Wallop, Hampshire Nob End, South Lancashire, UK Nork Rise, Surrey North Piddle, Worcestershire Ogle Close, Merseyside Old Sodbury, Gloucestershire Old Sodom Lane, Wiltshire Over Peover, Cheshire, UK Pant, Shropshire Penistone, Sth Yorkshire, UK Piddle River, Dorset, UK Pork Lane, Essex Pratt’s Bottom, Kent Prickwillow, Cambridgeshire Pump Alley, Middlesex Ram Alley, Wiltshire, UK Ramsbottom, Lancs, UK Rimswell, East Riding of Yorkshire Sandy Balls, Hampshire Scratchy Bottom, Dorset, UK Shaggs, Dorset, UK Shingaycum Wendy, Buckinghamshire Shitlingthorpe, Yorkshire, UK Shitterton, Dorset Shittington,, Bedfordshire, UK Six Mile Bottom, Cambridge, UK Slackbottom, Yorkshire, UK Slag Lane, Merseyside Slip End, Beds, UK Slippery Lane, Staffordshire Snatchup, Hertfordshire Spanker Lane, Derbyshire. Spitalin the Street, Lincolnshire Splatt, Cornwall, UK Staines, Surrey Stow cum Quy, Cambridgeshire, UK Swell, Somerset The Blind Fiddler, Cornwall, UK The Bush, Buckinghamshire The Furry, Cornwall The Knob, Oxfordshire Thong, Kent Tinkerbush Lane, Oxfordshire Titcomb, near Inkpen, Berkshire, UK Titlington Mount, Northumberland Titty Hill, Sussex, UK Titty Ho, Northamptonshire Tosside, Lancashire Turkey Cock Lane, Colchester, Essex, UK Ugley, Essex Upper Bleeding, Sussex, UK Upper Chute, Hampshire, UK Upper Dicker & Lower Dicker, East Sussex, UK Upperthong, West Riding, Yorkshire, UK Wash Dyke, Norfolk, UK Weedon Lois, Northampton Weedon, in the Parish of Hardwick, Buckinghamshire, UK Weeford, Staffordshire, UK Wet Rain, Yorkshire, UK Wetwang, East Yorkshire WhamBottomLane, Lancashire Wideopen, Newcastle, UK Willey, Warwickshire Winkle Street, Southampton Wormegay, Norfolk, UK Wyre Piddle, Worcestershire
Two neighboring towns in northern Minnesota are Climax & Fertile. Years ago one of the papers up there had this classic headline: Fertile Woman Dies in Climax
Bumblefuck. Not sure where it is though.