Desperate Measures

While a lot of people prefer The Squire because it outclasses some of the smaller, seedier clubs on Massachusetts' North Shore, that really isn't saying much. It is at least safe and clean, which makes it a bit easier to use than some of the other stripclubs on Route 1, but this is its only redeeming quality in my opinion.

Parking: The parking lot is pretty spacious and in a well-lit, fenced in area, so your vehicle should be pretty okay throughout your stay. There is no charge for parking, and there really isn't any threat of parking running out, but there are a lot of other lots nearby.

Security: Pain in the ass. TSA-like, which is surprising considering how slow it is here. There's a metal detector, a pat down, and you'll have to remove all your pocket items and put them in a basket before you can really step inside. There's also a cover regardless of your arrival time, which is sad considering how little talent is usually available ($5 daytime, $10 later in the evening). The security guards are at least professional, so despite the hassle of getting through security, they're fast.