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vincemichaels is a Dickbreath Neanderthal

Title still says it all! Lol!

Showgirl Video

Las Vegas, Nevada

First peep show experience.

Well the location is about half way between the downtown region and the north end of strip. The location isn't the best...but unless you walk around outside trying to socialize, you'll be fine. The porn…

The Flame

Houston, Texas

Thursday Night at Foxxys

I stopped there on a Thursday night because I wanted to see some ass. Parking is not free. You have to pay either $5 or $10 dollars for parking. I…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Another visit..

Made my way back to the Playhouse once again. What hasn't already been mentioned about the appearance and layout of the club? I did notice that it was a little brighter inside this time around…

Red Diamond

Hazel Crest, Illinois

Still Open

I wanted to post to the first club I went to on Saturday May 6, 2017, but the club wasn't listed and it's still not after submitting.it. Tired of waiting, so I'll post it…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Still got it

FDs is still the best establishment for my money in the city, hands down. First off, the women are as hot as any in the city, which is to say there are a lot of…

Al's Diamond Cabaret

Reading, Pennsylvania

Not bad

Very nice club inside but took some time at the bar to get to the better looking girls. Girls don't harass you unless you sit at the stage which is nice. Lap dAnces…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

First time at Crickets

Was in the Detroit area from Canada & had planed to watch ROH wrestling in Dearborn but had some time to kill beforehand. First I went to check if Deja Vu in Highland was reopened,…

Circus Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

Too many girls, too few customers

There was like 15 girls when I walked in and no customers, I feel bad because I know it has to hurt the feelings of these girls when people walk in and walk out cause…

Show World

West Babylon, New York

Meh

I've lived by this "club", and the other "clubs" like it in West Babylon for a while. I've never went as I was happy with my regular club and it has mixed reviews. Recently…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Ebony inn dancers

Went to E.I. to check it out. Havent been in awhile. I saw a couple dancers. They look good. Sparkle was there she gives a good lapdance with a few extras you can def get…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Oh my god WTF...

I suppose because Tuesday is the drink special its a better night to work, I went on Wednesday an the selection of girls they had was terrible. Macy is ugly and 32, now that im…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Another visit, another satisfied PL

Came here again on Saturday after a long week of work. Same story as always, 10 bucks cover gets you in - locals/repeat offenders get their first 2'drinks included. Sat around a bit and noticed…

Norma Jeans

Baltimore, Maryland

Lucky me!

There is a beautiful black woman here, she has a nice shape, firm round ass and C cup tits and she is chocolate and has a really pretty face. This girl could seriously be a…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

No dancer zone

Stopped in around 4, their doing some work on the building. Nothing you can see from the inside. I wasn't asked for to pay a cover, later was told they take it out on you…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Got There Too Early

I've been to follies several times and I won't rehash the layout of the club that is so well documented here. I got the the club right as they opened - I had a…

San Antonio Men's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Men's Club on a slow Wednesday

Showed up at the club after lunch around 1 o'clock. The club seemed darker than I remembered. There is a main stage in front and a bar in the back. There is VIP upstairs. I…

Pacers

San Diego, California

Relaxing but maybe too relaxing?

Showed up on a Saturday night around 6pm. 10 dollar cover at the time and not very many people there. Club was dead. Thank goodness there were pool tables there because we would have been…

Peaches of Atlanta

Atlanta, Georgia

Peaches wasn't so sweet

Maybe Saturday is not the best day, it was a small bday party going on with about 200 guys in this small spot. Me and a couple buddies were going club hopping and decoded to…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Big, but packed out

I loved the size of this spot, me and my boys went on a saturday night, most the dancers had decent faces and ok bodies. The dances were hard to get as the amount of…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Fun night after much dissapointment

Been here several times. Decent atmosphere as in its clean. This Saturday for some reason the dancer count seemed a tad bit lower than usual. Dances are not heavy contact going for 10 bucks a…

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FIV or 1&Done

Dude if a girl wont give you the FIV do you continue to get dances from her if you are looking for ITC Extra's or OTC Extra's? I don't and I've been getting messages from guys asking me about dancers…

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OT: Do you like Patio Homes? Eichlers, Mackays, etc.

Usually built in the late 50's thru the 60's. Some people like them, some people don't. Not built in all areas. Here because of moderate climate and low humidity, meaning less insects. They speak to a desire for informal life,…

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These high school seniors are going to get awesome graduation gifts

New low in PL-dom: http://www.startribune.com/rosemount-woman-charged-with-using-hs-grad-party-fund-for-sex-toys/422013503/

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Tampa Clubs

Ok I need all the Tampa experts out there to give me you favorite club or two in Tampa and the reason why it is your favorite? Is it because of mileage? Hotness of dancers? Price? Extras? Other?

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Car jokes

Name your favorites? F O R D = Fix or Repair Daily. F I A T = Fix it again Tony. BMW = What's the difference between a BMW and a human being? With a Hman Being…

Pony T's

Sauget, Illinois

I stopped for a quick afternoon...

I stopped for a quick afternoon visit to Centerville and the club was pretty dead, even for a weekday afternoon. I have been there many times over the years, and the afternoons seem to be…

Strokers

Clarkston, Georgia

Me and wifey enjoyed this slot

Me and the wife live right around the corner from this club and we had been eyeing it for a while as we both love looking at ass and titties lol. The pool tables are…

Thee Original DollHouse

Orlando, Florida

Why do I keep trying in Orlando?

Orlando, as you readers know, is blah, blah, blah when it comes to clubs. The Doll House is a nice club on the inside. Good, expensive drinks and somewhat social dancers. Should you go? Only…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Native American

What I like about this place is it is clean and in fairly good shape. The total opposite of its sister club Lusty Adventuers. The girls here are mostly a miss with a…

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Will another deep recession revive the stripclub game?

Just remembering how live and how hard dancers worked in the 2000s. Wondering if another recession hit, how would it effect the stripclub industry.

Eden Nude Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Eden

I visited this club on a Saturday night, shortly after midnight. It was oddly quiet there - Eden is a small club, but on Saturday nights they usually have some traffic. This time…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Bring your cash

I stopped by Little Darlings with my buddy on a recent Friday night, around 10pm. The club was very busy, and we were very lucky to be able to find a spot together.…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Quick visit

I was short on time but had an opportunity to stop. There were at least6 dancers, three aa and three white that I saw. Got a bottled beer for I think 2.50. Quickly approached by…

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Dealing with declining service

What do you do when a stripper you regularly get dances from (about 1 a week for a couple of months) and who has consistently provided a very good experience (not talking extras, but allowed plenty of contact), has started…

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better approach with strippers

Say you're in your 20's or 30's and you think you have a "connection" with a stripper. You really want to fuck her OTC. You would like it free, but if you have to pay for it, you'll do it. Which…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

As always, had a good time

Stopped by Monday night when I was in the area. As I and others have said, they changed the lighting inside and out but still pretty much the same. I came in during…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Best Option SODO

If you're in Downtown and okay traveling a couple miles south, this is the best option of all the Downtown area clubs in my opinion. Mileage isn't as consistently high as Pandora's up in…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Time for a Second Chance

In St. Louis for business and had no inclination to go to the casino or a movie, so I thought I would give the PC of St. Louis a second chance, cause isn't that what…

San Antonio Men's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Real good time

Stopped by here one evening while I was in town. Club is fairly large with a downstairs and upstairs VIP area. They had 3 poles, 1 of them being the center stage and 2 off…

Kit Kat Club

Portland, Oregon

The Kit Kat

I was wandering downtown and I decided to stop in at Kit Kat Club since I'd never been there before. Kit Kat is right next to Voodoo Doughnuts. Anyway the cover was $1, and apparently…

Dandy Dan's

Denver, Colorado

Laid back Neighborhood Topless Bar

Quiet club the afternoon I visited. Maybe 8-10 dancers on call, with a single stage open. No cover which is nice, but not very much excitement in the club either. Its more…

The House

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

The DMV scene is not dead....

Well, The stars finally aligned for me to be able to hit up the "famous" or "infamous" House. I've heard about this club and have been trying for years to get out here. I tend…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Just ok

Maybe it's because I went on a Sunday, but I wasn't veryimpressed. I had taken a cab there by myself, paid $40 at the door, and basically walked into a room of a slightly above…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Details Of City Council Denial of Centerfolds License transfer to Hi-Liter

Details Of City Council Denial of Centerfolds License transfer to Hi-Liter Hi-Liter/Centerfolds at City Council 5/10/2017 Denise A. of City prosecutors office listed reasons to deny liquor license as I highlighted in my prior report. David…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

damn

5 girls all sitting around wit no customers when i got there but it was early and a monday so they swarmed me at first but told them to chill and let me hang out…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Chill Afternoon

For my first time being at the bikini bar type places in Jersey, this wasn't bad. The girls were much hotter than expected judging by the location and look of the building. The beer prices…

Scandals

New York, New York

Just as I remembered it

Admittedly I've been on a bit of a Riviera's / Gallagher's kick lately but I decided to give one of my all favorites a try (first time visiting here since they reopened). It's pretty much…

Goddess Gentlemen's Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Better than others have posted...

I was here on a Tuesday night and was pleasantly surprised. Staying in Baltimore for business, I've never been here before, but the girls were friendly and open for conversation. I sat down with…

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Buying food from a strip club?

Do any of you guys buy food from a SC while there? Unless I'm absolutely starving or pinch for time I don't see myself buying lunch/dinner from a club. Maybe it's just me but I would feel weird eating in…

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Stripper fishing for compliments.

How do you respond to strippers asking do you like my new out fit, do you like my hair this way, I think my tits or ass are too small, do you prefer red head or blonds, etc etc, etc? All…

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Where are all the Eastern Eurorean "Dancers" coming from?

The last couple of times I have clubbed in and around NYC area i have come across clubs inundated with eastern European girls, most speak almost no English. Some are nice looking but many are average or below. They constantly…

Chez Joey

Baltimore, Maryland

A decent club on the Block

Me and friend of mine decided to venture back to the Block for a second try after our first visit was a huge flop, I forget what day we went but I remember it was…

Love Cabaret (formerly TDs East)

Tucson, Arizona

Improvements being made

I kept telling myself I wouldn't go back after a couple lame experiences, but I ended up going last week anyway and things have improved a lot. Girls are much better looking and friendlier,…

Goddess Gentlemen's Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Worthwhile Late Night Stop

I have been here a number of times after Ravens games when the place is packed. Its a great hangout after the game. This time I stopped by on a weeknight after spending…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Nice place for a beer and a view

Once again, Just Enuff lives up to its name. It does just enough to entice you to come back. Cheap happy hour beer prices - three bucks per draft; one or two dollar bar tax…

Luckys Cabaret

Vernon, Connecticut

I'll defer judgement

I visited there on a Wednesday at 12:30 in the afternoon. My first time. When I arrived, there I wasn't sure if they were open as what cars were there appeared to be…

7th Heaven

Conshohocken, Pennsylvania

RIP 7th Heaven

It lasted through the gentrification of Conshohocken, but could not withstand the force of nature otherwise known as yuppie scum. Apparently, Seventh succumbed to the whims of the marketing team at the Courts apartments (funny…

Airport Lounge

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Very friendly, like a neighborhood club with scantily clad women.

Came in around 7:30, didn't get charged a cover. Sat at the end of the bar and ordered my drink. One of the girls, London, came up to strike up what…

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Tell a CF to lose weight

If a CF gained weight to the point that she was on the brink of not being a CF, would you tell her that she needs to lose the weight? I have to ask because the strip club is an…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Too quiet for Saturday

First time back in a month or two. Rainy Saturday night, but between 9-10pm, barely 6 dancers available. One Mad Max chick, one AA, and one Hispanic, leaving 3 very average options. None did anything…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Bucks Wild

I arrived at this club on a Sunday night around 9 PM. The place was not particularly crowded - probably two or three dozen customers, no more. There were 10-15 dancers on shift. When…

Heart Breakers

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Pleasant interlude

There is ample parking in the lot or on the street. It's pretty dark inside. Music was at a comfortable low level. There is a skin-head DJ who scans your license. One stage…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Best place in Indy (which means it's just OK)

Went to this place last Saturday night for the first time. I've tried some other places in Indy and have never really been impressed. As far as Indy goes, this place is the best.…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Saturday afternoon at centerfolds (PTs)

I recently started frequenting PTs centerfold club and I really enjoyed it. I've been going on Saturday afternoons because my schedule keeps me busy in the evenings. The following is a review of what I…

Sunset Strip Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

Bleah

I live on the west side of Portland and keep hoping that one of the clubs over here will match the seedy magic of the clubs in SE Portland. Sunset Strip is not that club.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Nice Suprise

Although lived in New England all my life, been to lots of clubs across the US. But never to this one. Based on reviews here I decided to give it a try. This is based on…

The Lucky Lady Lounge

Evansville, Indiana

Is this even safe?

I am writing this review just to warn others about locality not for VIP membership. First, this club is located in an unsafe locality. Unsafe as in patrol car making regular trips around this place. And…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Good 2 for 1 dance

I went to this club before traveling for a business trip. It was raining outside and the doorman did not offer an umbrella or even to hold the door open (probably because I didn't valet…

The Runway Gentlemen's Club

Hillsboro, Oregon

Not Worth It

I haven't been here in almost 2 years. I really hoped things may have improved as far as the experience. That does not seem to be the case. when I walked up…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Another visit at Hong Kong

I was in San Diego on business again, and I thought I'd go down to Hong Kong Night Club again. I did the usual routine, parking by Jack in the Box, walking across to immigration, and…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Friday at Vu

Went to Vu a couple of Fridays ago. Club has been described many times. It was pretty busy. Quite a few dancers that day. Most were in the 6-7 range with…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

Quick stop

Didn't have a whole lotta time but had to stop in fir a quickie. Was lookin a particular girl and was willing to wait a few minutes. That was until Tammy and her stripper…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

Disappointed

I decided to checkout this club based on some of the "positive" reviews. First, you need to check out mapquest or whatever mapping tool you use because assuming you can get there by reckoning won't…

Circus Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

Saturday afternoon success

After flops at two other Block clubs I finally had success on Saturday afternoon May 6 at Circus. This is a long room like most of the Block clubs, but twice as wide. It…

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It's like an addiction

Some days I think to myself that I will just read posts and not write anything. It never fails that fishsticks will inevitably write something icredibly stupid and I just can't resist responding. I'm fighting the urge right now.

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Broadest Question Ever

How do you decide how much to pay, for what, and to whom? What's your System(TM)?

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Daytime vs. evening?

I tend to visit clubs in the daytime, in part to avoid cover charges and spend my cash directly on girls. There are probably tradeoffs in many clubs, as the hotter dancers may work…

The House

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Decided to check this place out

So with the shortage of good clubs in the area I decided to check this place out. The area wasn't bad in my opinion. There was on street parking in the area. The parking on…

The Minx Show Palace

Des Moines, Iowa

Great

Great times to be had here. Went on a Tuesday evening. Solid lineup of great women even for a weeknight. Private dances are solid. Very enjoyable time. All clubs are…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

A few great girls

I went solo and was looking for a hot girl to have a lap dance. As soon as i walked in i saw a little sweet thing. She was busy for the next hour so…

Chez Joey

Baltimore, Maryland

Saturday afternoon flops

My visits to "the Block" on Saturday afternoon May 6 had two flops and one success. The first flop was Chez Joey at which I arrived about 4pm. It is a long narrow…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Meh

Lunchtime on Tuesday. The cover was $7, which includes a "free" lunch ( cheeseburger, etc). I'd already eaten, so no lunch for me. There were about 5 customers at the bar eating. As soon as they…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

0

I've been here a few times, typically I'll do a lap here before I go next door to Hong Kong. The girls at Adelitas are not as good looking as a group compared to…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Not as good as the old days but still can be very fun

It's been at least 6 months since my last trip here. The club always used to be packed during the day but over the last year or two it's really become hit and miss. When…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Good Bang for Your Buck

I visit on a Friday about 7:00 pm about 20 patrons and about 15 girls. Mostly, Brazilian and Columbian, 2 black girls and 2 white girls. God bless the Brazilian and Columbian girls, they are…

The Lucky Lady Lounge

Evansville, Indiana

Cue Buckcherry crazy bitch....

Well, i know this will be my second review in a row, but it was a different experience and i thought i should hit on a couple things i didnt discuss in my previous review.…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

My favorite in Sac

I normally have a regular dancer that I go see at this club, but since she no longer dances, I finally had the chance to try out the other dancers. First off, I must say all…

BLU 1 Adult Ultra Lounge

Lexington, Kentucky

Not Worth the Visit

Don't waste your money at this club. They try to advertise as an upscale club, but it is similar to what it used to be as Paradise City. Maybe it was just the night I…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Fun time at Showcase

In summary, Showcase Theatre is a decent club with a nice mix of reasonably attractive hustling dancers. Free parking out front or in a lot next door. Seems safe, with good lighting. Entry fee $20.…

The Pony

Evansville, Indiana

Comparisons in evansville, a race to the bottom.

Before this week, i might have said that aside from the absence of privacy, Lucky Lady is better than Pony in every way. Before yesterdays visit to the Pony i was rethinking that, but leaave…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

WTF

What the fuck happened to this place? I had a horrible time, in part because the girls were all pigs and because I felt that I was getting ripped off aat the bar. First about…

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Proper way to request a dance.

I'm new to the strip club scene and I'm wondering, is it appropriate to ask a dancer for a lap dance or should I let them ask me first?

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Sanctuary Cities

Has anyone notices the hypocrisy of the sanctuary cities? These are the same cities that have passed outrageous minimum wage laws but have thousands of illegals the will work off the books for cash at below the national minimum wage. If…

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Has a dancer ever asked you why you don't get dances from her?

As most of you know, I like to hit small-black clubs and in Miami dances at these clubs are only $5 or $10 w/ good-mileage - w/ my love for chocolate and the cheap-dances, I often get A LOT of…

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To do a MILF or no kid woman

I have found that many MILFS know what they like and are not afraid to let you know how to please them. No kids women many times expect you to read their minds about their needs. I was never good at…

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Watching the girls in the parking lot just coming in to work.

This can be interesting and some times scary. Last Saturday Bubba267 and I were standing outside of Follies front door waiting for them to open. A car pulls in with 2 kids in their car seats in the back and…

Lulu's

Cleveland, Ohio

There have been a couple reports...

There have been a couple reports here and elsewhere about people passing Lulu's in the evening and seeing the lights on. The previous time or two that I passed the lights were off but last…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Great place for fun

Hustler club on Tuesday and drinks were only two dollars bad part iis you got to pay for cover that have $20. For drinks that are only two dollars anything you want the cover charge…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Curious What Happens Next

I had seen Corinne once before and had been trying to come back and see her again, but apparently her schedule switches from T/Th to M/W/F and I had a hard time finding her again…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

more expensive than expected

I went to the club a few weeks ago on a Tuesday night because I’d heard about the $5 dances. I got there around 9pm and it was pretty packed throughout the club. Dancers were…

Fantasy's at the Beach

Fort Myers Beach, Florida

Very nice to escape the sun.

I had an hour and a half to spend. Cheap beer ($4.50) Topless women, cool and out of the sun. Perhaps 6 patrons. Bartender and DJ.... 3 dancers. all very pretty,…

Norma Jeans

Baltimore, Maryland

Norma Jeans

Visited Norma Jeans on a Monday night at around 10PM. There was a 5 dollar cover to get in. The bouncer told us that it was shift change, and the girls were getting ready. Got…

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Late Night at Perfect 10

I got the itch to go out to a club late last night. I'm visiting from out of town, and most people seemed to recommend Perfect 10 as being the place to go. Called a…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Tried again

I reviewed this club nearly a year ago and think I may have said I would never go back, recently I found myself in the area and bored and stopped by again on a Friday…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

My First Review and not a Bad Place to Start

I arrived in Northeast Ohio yesterday afternoon and after participating in a couple discussions on this site I decided to venture out and visit a club with some of my newfound knowledge. It was a…

Angels Cabaret

Anaheim, California

Random visit to a place that worked for me

Randomly found myself near here on a business trip, thought I'd stop by on a Friday night. Talking to a fellow patron, he said they've recently renovated. It looks good, wouldn't be able to tell…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

I guess GGR is going downside

I've been to GGR for several times. Most are good experience. However, recent visits were not that good. In particular, girls are not that enthusiastic any more. They used to say hello to customers and…

Tiffany's Cabaret

Buffalo, New York

My hotel was about a half...

My hotel was about a half a mile away from the club. So I thought I would check it out. It was about 5 o'clock in the afternoon and the place was almost deserted. There…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Best Club In Huntsville

I am a dancer, and very picky about the clubs I work t. This is the best club I ever worked at and the only club I would work in Huntsville. They have…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

First time back in a while

Finally made it back to visit now that the renovations are done. The place looks much better. There was a feature porn star so the cover was $18, and the coupon is gone from…

Lamplighter II

Millbury, Massachusetts

Hot or miss

I stop by the Lamp every now and then, usually on my way to Centerfolds. I have gotten lucky there from time to time so it is worth stopping on every now and then. I…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Not a good trip

The dancer quality has traditionally had a lot of variance at this club, but wow, this last visit was bad. Real bad. Was there for happy hour on a Wednesday. As usual, plenty of dancers working, say…

Shakers Gentlemen's Club

Lincoln, Nebraska

Still the best around Lincoln

Shakers seemed to have fallen off for a while, but I'm glad to say it's on the upswing again. Bathrooms have been remodeled durong the last few years and were gross before. Club…

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$1K+ on a outing and the options ?

One of the biggest reasons I'm currently traveling is to see if spending $1,000 and up is worth it or if it's better spent at my local clubs. For me I'm tired of cheap sex workers that are over the…

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Stock Ticker RICK Up Nearly 10% Yesterday!

Good quarter for stock ticker RICK. (Not too surprising given the economic boom.) In addition it looks likes after a pause to consolidate they are going back into growth/acquisitive mode: picking up Scarlett's Cabaret in Miami. Trading at $18.48 as I…

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vincemichaels Should Apologize to TUSCL

and veterans for lying about military service.

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Relaxing

Stopped by again after work to see what the talent list was like. A nice mix of all kinds including a couple girl next door types that are always busy. It's difficult to get their…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Comfort food

Bogart's is a lot like Miller's bar in Dearborn. It's not fancy, bit tattered at the edges, but has a great product that is consistent every time. Pros: staff and girls are friendly, cover…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Just okay

I watched the Cavs game here, strippers left me alone bec I was clearly into the game. Then after I sat with a tall brunette with cute perky tits and a killer ass. She was…

The Vault Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

Probably the best

Men's Club is arguably the best club in Houston if you want a traditional night. There are no bad seats for the main stage or the satellite stage. I think the girls are the best…

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, Illinois

Champagne Room

Have done a champagne room a few times here. It's $250 for half hour plus $200 for bottle. $500 for hour with same $200. Not a fan of main area lap dances. Wish this club…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

A very rewarding trip

Enough has been written about the layout of Adelitas that I won't repeat much. This is a brothel and not a strip club. But a very good brothel at that. I entered through the curtains,…

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Is pubic hair coming back?

I was scanning through some porn the other day and it seems more of the "actresses" are abandoning the fully shaved look. Still not a high percentage, but it seems to be more prevalent than the recent past. Has anyone…

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lawyer jokes

What is your all time favorite lawyer joke? Example 1. Why did Washington DC get all the lawyers and New Jersey get all the toxic waste dumps and chemical plants? New Jersey chose first. Example 2.…

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Anybody want to be on this Floiduh jury? :)

A Florida man accused of murdering his girlfriend wants to enter his penis into evidence in an oral sex death trial. Richard Henry Patterson, 65, has admitted he choked his girlfriend, Francisca Marquinez, 60, to death on Oct. 28, 2015, but…

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GPS-newer acronym not in the glossary

It's popped up a couple of times, most recently in Papi's review of BTR. Global Positioning System doesn't work in the context I've seen.

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My theory on kissing

I think for most of us TUSCLERS it's pretty rare that a stripper will kiss us during a dance. I think that is for any of the possible reasons (A. they're not sure if us customers will want/like it…

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vincemicahels is a Dickbreath Neanderthal

Title says it all! LOL!

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Wife banger

Has anyone else ever wanted to fuck someone's wife? It's definitely on my bucket list, but I've never gotten lucky enough to get with one. Anyone else ever wanted this as well? Has anyone ever done it? And got any…

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When My Wife And I Got Married

J: When My Wife And I Got Married P: We mutually decided to each select that one person who we'd most like to have sex with and, if by some miracle, it happened, the other wouldn't get angry. She picked Brad…

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Why do female hairless apes remove pubic hair and armpit hair but not head hair?

You apes are mostly hairless anyway. Why not go all the way? Squawk!

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The White-Rumped Swallow; A bird-watcher's guide

I laughed like hell today when I saw that Wikipedia's article of the day was the White-Rumped Swallow https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White-rumped_swallow I thought to myself: Hey, TUSCLers are for the most part VERY…

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Two TUSCL Internet Tough Guys Walking Down Wall Street

One is named Dougster and the other is named Twentyfive. They see an Occupy protestor with a sign which says, 'The 98%'. So Twentyfive says, "You good for nothing looser, never accomplished anything in your entire life."…

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White stripper decline at follies cont.

To add to the topic of the white stripper decline at follies ....I have notice that the ones that are there are super ghetto...to many tats...sound like they have watched to much boyz in the hood growning up....im just saying...i…

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Not natural

Here in LA it's plastic surgery central obviously. In the strip clubs I've noticed a new trend, lip injections. I guess they all want to be Kylie Jenner or something. It never looks good, it's a major turn off to…

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Slut?

http://jamaica-star.com/article/entertainment/20170508/stripper-called-slut-selling-used-panties

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Regulars

Excuse the nube questions upfront but what makes someone a regular? Advantages? From what I have read in other discussion topics there is multiple references of the girls in many places sitting talking to regulars. Maybe I'm inferring incorrectly but…

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Stripper Therapists

Only in NYC. HA HA! http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/manhattan/nyc-strip-club-claimed-dancers-therapists-avoid-taxes-article-1.3146393

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Party at Juice's trailerpark

This Tuesday will be the party of the millenium. Juice's trailer park will host a stripper's bash. Easily 1/3 of the residents are strippers and juice will be paying for lap dances. Plenty of 4 Loko and chacken…

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Worcester, MA 2AMer.

WORCESTER - A 27-year-old Fitchburg man has been charged with shooting a man outside the Riviera Showclub at 241 Southbridge St. early Sunday morning. Police said John Mendez tried to pass the gun to a friend after shooting a man twice…

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White flight from Follies- two dancers's viewpoints

I went to Follies today. Once again very few white dancers. I mentioned I had noticed a changes in the last few months. She said "you mean that there's hardly any white girls left?" I asked why that was so.…

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Which are the Top 10 Strip clubs to party wildly as a part of your "bucket list

Folks would love your inputs on the top 10 "bucket list" strip clubs. I have done only one 1. Honk Kong , Tijuana. ( It was memorable to say the least) Any others come to mind ? Thanks and have a great

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punished with an airdance

Got a dancer in vip and two way contact is going strong. On the fourth dance she moves my hands to her hips and then moves to a rail and air dances. Obvious she does not want any…

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[OT: Politics] The Ethics of Immigration of Skilled Wokers?

Since this subject came up in a recent thread, it lead me to think how my take of this subject is probably different from most peoples. Essentially I do think it partly an ethical issue, but it is often looked…

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Pornstars and escorting!

Estafador's thread made me think. Although I doubt that Mia Khalifa is escorting for $140 per half hour, I wouldn't be surprised if she escorted. If we restrict consideration to girls who filmed pornos for a fairly well-known studio or web…

TUSCL Strip Club Music Hall of Fame - 2017 Nominee List

Here's how this works. Your fellow TUSCLers put together a nominee list of 85 songs that will be cut down to a list of finalists for discussion in the forums. 5 songs will get picked from there. The Strip Club Music HOF discussion thread is here at https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=49342. Process: Anyone who is a TUSCL member can weigh in on the cutdown to the 10-20 finalists. The way to vote is to submit a list of up to 10 songs from the list below in order of your #1 out to a #10. Your list can be posted on this article, in the discussion thread, or PM'd to wallanon by Sunday, May 21st. The finalists will then get posted back to…

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Economics Driving Club Strategy?

There is a lot of discussion about Follies in ATL and a shift in the vibe during the day. If (only a theory at this point) the club is fostering the change by changing the types of dancers they have…

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My Goal and plan on achieving six figures a year in the next five to ten years

I plan on achieving this through lots of hard work First my job...in the near future I will achieve the next position witch will be $20 an hour for a min of 60 hours weekly that alone is is $70,000 roughly…

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IG and Mail Ordering a Slut to your Location

So obvious between poker and my current job my way of life has changed. Even with clubbing I'm at a spot in life I'm traveling for better value and quality. This brings me to the topic at hand. I'm sure like…

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Looking for the Unicorn strip club in WV

I was told at a strip club in Baltimore, that there is a strip club in WV offering a 30 minute VIP shower with 1 or 2 girls for $470-770. IF you know the club and more details please respond, i'm…

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Canelo v chavez

who you got?

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The Tantra Thread

http://www.chinabuddhismencyclopedia.com/en/images/5/59/Yab-Yum.jpg Anyone here ever learned about tantra? Tried to put it into practice? Just pertaining to sex, or other aspects of it? The works of Kenneth Grant, a successor to Aleister Crowley, drew much upon tantra. Donald Michael Kraig earned a…

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Which porn star would you fuck?

This post is inspired by "elestafadours" post. Pretty much, which porn star would you fuck if you had the chance? Let's say you can only fuck two and you have to categorize it. For me without a doubt number one…

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Update on 15th Ave Theater and Private Club Room

The m00ts are back! We've decided a venture into soft swinging may be up next for us, so with that in mind, we visited 15th Ave Theater and Club Room in Melrose Park. Actually, our goal was to go and…

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Why do strippers have so many tattoos?

And do you find it a turn, turn off, or it doesn't matter?

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Lian Xin has tig ol' Chinese bitties!

I've never heard of Lian Xin, but she does have some fabulous funbags! Notes: 1. Warning to all the homosexual men on this site: She has lovely large natural knockers. 2. Despite the dopey title on Egoallstars.com, she doesn't actually…

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Flat tummies

I've noticed nowadays a lot of strippers don't have flat tummies. I'm not talking about a fat stripper, I'm just talking about a little gut. It baffles me because they are in a profession where they essentially get paid by…

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vincemichaels Lies about Military Service are Inexcusable

And he needs to apologize to veterans and all of TUSCL for them.

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These are some big titties!

Antonella Kahllos at a chemical plant may not sound brilliant. But it becomes brilliant when she lets the funbags out! ;) www.egoallstars.com/2017/05/antonella-kahllos-tig-ol-bitties

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Why pt's free pass?

So I've been super curious as to why when I open up tuscl and I click on nearby clubs. On top it saids "free pass to pt's?" Don't get me wrong I'm super appreciative and I've made this club my…

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My Favorite Kardashian Is Taking PL Tips

Kourtney is 38 dating a 23 year old. I've give up one of Juice's nuts to have sex with her! https://www.yahoo.com/news/kourtney-kardashian-apos-having-fun-213144099.html

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Denver

I am going to be in Denver in a couple of days. I know I could read all the reviews but I know those of you on the discussion board know best so please tell me if any Denver strip…

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Using Bruce Lee philosophy to dedtroy the game of poker and of course being grea

Bruce Lee was famous for his Life and Marital Art Philosophies of " No way as way" He also had a famous interview where he was quoted in saying " be like water" What this means for me in poker is to…

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Toronto v Cleveland

Anybody watching basketball tonight?

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Albert Einstein letter to his son about the secret to learning

https://youtu.be/kxrUn5LHCTg Albert Einstein letter to his son about the secret to learning

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How Defend yourself agsinst the President if you get locked up in his agressive

https://youtu.be/reLrp7NuoXk How to defend against Donald Trumps aggressive handshakes

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Markets after Macron defeats Le Pen?

Let's be honest, even if the obvious happens i hope the markets don't move much higher. Trillions of $$$ will need to accelerate from their parking spots. The slow grind up has been fortuitous to many who still have a…

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Listen up JS69. :)

http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/05/teenager-set-fire-to-43-year-old-boyfriends-house-after-argument-about-sex-life-6616906/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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OT: Porn star attacked by shark

Molly Cavalli https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3489549/porn-star-horror-shark-attack/ At least it didn't bite her tit off

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Fuck a porn star or hit the strip club?

So Mia Khalifa is in New York and though in the back of my mind her before pictures keep showing up showing me she is nothing but an awkward looking girl with an overinflated ego, she's a porn star and…

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Some of you take your lingering too seriously!

And for that I can state I am grateful and proud of you guys. If it wasn't for some of you sharing your highest and lowest points, we wouldn't have the perspective that we need about paid sex work. After my…

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When a club is falling below your standards, do you keep trying?

So Gallagher's 2000 has kind of had a lot of ups and down. And I'm not talking about the environment but lap dance quality. Bouncers have become more vigilant, the manager is becoming more of an ass and the quality…

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Two Internet Tough Guys from TUSCL Walking Down the Street...

One is named "vinceygirl" the other "san_jose_fag". They spot a big stinkin' mound. vinceygirl says "What the hell is that?". SJG walks up and starts sniffing. He says "Fuck! It smells like shit!" Then he tastes it and says, "Oh,…

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Miami has this!? Why am I the strip club for then?

Is this the type of night clubs Miami has? Don't really see a point to hitting the strip clubs out there. https://www.instagram.com/p/BLF1POSgtcA/

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Which is cheaper?

SPRINGFIELD - After allegedly refusing to pay for four lap dances at a Springfield strip club, Joshua Morales didn't get a fifth. "I'm not paying for s---," Morales, 25, of Springfield, announced when police arrived at the Fifth Alarm Lounge on…

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Today is Cinco de Mayo

Tacos anyone?

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This kid is a future PL...

Either that, or it's a video of CrazyJoe growing up in Colorado... http://brobible.com/life/article/kid-wall-bike-strip-club-ad-video/

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What are some key factors that you help you determine who and who not to take to

seems like lately I have been taking the wrong dancers to the VIP area

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Avatar?

So this might be a dumb question, but how do you guys upload a pic as your avatar? lol every time I try it saids "invalid file."

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Couldn't help but laugh when I saw this ad

Don’t just make it rain at the strip club – make it tropical storm – with this quick dispensing cash cannon! Built for speed and performance, this baby will shoot your entire life savings all over the dance floor in…

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Detriot Meet up August the first weekend

The first weekend of August I will be in Detroit enjoying the clubs and tuscl fellowship Feel free to message or or comment below on on the get together Also feel free to drop ideas of places to stay, eat and shit…

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10 Celebrities Who Shockingly use to be Strippers

http://www.therichest.com/expensive-lifestyle/entertainment/10-celebrities-who-shockingly-used-to-be-strippers/