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Broken Lance warning

So ... was getting a few amazing dances on the floor from a tatted up hottie when she started dry humping me. Junior was straining for full attention but was caught in an awkward downward position when she fished him…

Zanzibar Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

first timer

So it was my first time going to a strip club, and me and my friend first went to brass rail but they had a dress code, since my friend was wearing sweat pants we…

Wonderland

Springfield, Massachusetts

Too early

I had an hour to kill at the Springfield train station, so I thought I'd see if this place had finally reopened. It had, but ------ Arrived just after 4 pm. That was not a good…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

The usual. They need more girls

I came here on a Monday afternoon at about 2 pm. I paid the 5 dollar cover and walked in and there was only one patron there and only two girls working. The…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

At Least I Saw The Fights

Went to Savannah’s since they were showing the UFC fight and I didn’t know of any other place in the city that was. Also, I figured it would be a way to at least try…

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Never a disappointment

This is a review of my favorite club. This place never disappoints. They always have plenty of girls. Most of them sevens or above. I went on dayshift. I really dislike most of…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Monday midday

Had some time to kill before an appointment last Monday, so I jetted over to the friendly neighbourhood strip club to pass the time by. Not a bad day, parking lot wasn't too crowded. I…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

The best looking strippers

I have been to around a dozen strip clubs in my life and I have never seen the same level of talent this place has. The cover charge is kinda pricey at 20 bucks, but…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

not much fun

ENTER THE CHAINDOG I Have had a lot of fun in this club over the years, the last few times have been a disappointment. Saturday night, about 8:30 pm, an old lady ( Ex dancer?)…

Kit Kat Club

Portland, Oregon

Rising dance pricing

Dance prices seem to be rising at the Kit Kat club. On my last visit, there was only one dancer there, who was talking to patrons at the bar, but the stage was empty. She…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Hit or miss

If theres a club that you can say is either a hit or miss, this is the one. I came here twice this past week. On my first visit on a Sunday mid-shift, the quality…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Good Time

I have been seeing this girl for ht her aa while now. She is petite, red hair and perfect body that I like. Had two beer for $9 and bought her red bull. She asked…

Medusa’s Lair

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Much better than normal

Dropping another review because this visit warranted up-rating the place after the last few visits were bombs. Not surprisingly, the dancers can make or break a visit and this visit, a pair of sisters…

Club Boom Boom

Akron, Ohio

Has potential

The club looks like a regular bar from the outside...that is until you see the neon sign that says "dancers" on the outside. I guess it used to be a restaurant before and has…

Club 1245

Tallmadge, Ohio

Now A Complete Shit Hole

This club has been circling the drain a long time. The transition to shit hole is now complete. It takes a lot to make me uncomfortable but this club achieved that. Don't waste your money.…

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Face vs body on civilians

I had a thread a few months ago asking what was more important to you as far as face vs body on strippers. Most of you went with body as being more important. If you're dating a civilian what's more important…

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Question for you boyz

How many of you like to lick a dancers pussy while getting dances?

Wild Zebra Gentlemen's Club

Providence, Rhode Island

Hit or Miss

I was driving through Providence on both Thursday and Friday of this past week so I ended up making stops here both days. On Thursday I had stopped at Desire first but I quickly lost…

Playmates

South Byron, New York

First Visit

So, Playmates! I was on my way from Rochester to Buffalo so I decided to take a small detour to see what Playmates was all about. It’s out in the country but not hard to…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Okay night

Haven't been here in a long time so I thought I'd come check it out. Things haven't changed as the place still looks exactly the same. I'm sure in prior reviews I praised this place…

Glamour Girls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

The stripclub that gets mad when you don't order a drink.

Normal cover fee of $10. You walk in towards the stage and you are immediately hounded by waitresses. The waitresses will call the manager your way if you refuse to order a drink. The dancers…

Dream Palace

Tempe, Arizona

Waste of time and money

I dropped in for one reason only: they were open. It was about 4am, and I was driving up Scottsdale rd, and I saw they were open, which surprised me. I hadn't read the reviews…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Vacation Fun

Before my trip to South Florida I did a little research on tusci.net. Time well spent. Being from North of the Mason Dixon we dont get many clubs like this one, The two dollar parking…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Party's Over at Blaze...

This place used to be a feeding frenzy in the "perve corner", but the parties over now. Stopped by a week ago Thursday afternoon. When you walk in the club there is a bar…

City Lights

Yonkers, New York

Just continuing to slide downhill

Was in the neighborhood so I couldn't help myself and I stopped in. This place used to be a decent spot to grab a beer, stare at some decent looking babes, and even grab a…

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What if you knew the head game was Insane

you was at follies and a perfect 10 offered you head for $200 and you knew the head game was mind blowing good because the last guy just came out talking about it do you buy or pass ?

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Some Statistics About SJG's Church

Total Number of Members: 1 Total Number of Sane Members: 0 Total Number of the 99% Saved from the Oppression of the 1%: 0

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Interesting location, decent dancers

It was a little hard finding this, as its in an old house tucked into a neighborhood. But when you walk in the "side door" you get the vibe immediately. Dark, music on relatively low…

Ultra Gentlemen's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Handsy but pushy

Late night on a whim, I head back to old T's. Dark, but not unexpectedly so. Bar on the right with a couple of girls hanging on guys, stage on the left. Row of couches…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Stay away from Skyy!

Stopped in here on a Saturday night on my drive to Atlanta from PA. First impression was that seems to be well kept and plenty of TVs in the main room to catch the game.…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Terrible Club

This is one club Intend to go to only as a last resort. The parking is horrendous as there are a minimal amount of spaces and it's in a cramped mini mall. The women are…

Spearmint Rhino

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Definitely not what I thought it would be

I've heard quite a few good things about Spearmint Rhino (the chain of clubs as a whole, not this particular location) and was excited to finally pay a visit to one. It seemed like one…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Where your lunch $$ does good

Ive been away for a while and paid a visit to see an old friend. MY CF was not working so we chatted up a storm just catching up and also ordering a chicken…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Weekend Fun

Visited platinum plus on my visit to harrisburg and seeing an advert of it on the highway. Went there at around 7pm. Cover was close to $5. The atmosphere was ok but the smoking was…

Pearls Cabaret

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Nice place

Read this place was open again and decided to stop by. It's pretty much the same as all other recent reviews. Once I could adjust to the darkness I made my way to the…

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

DOPE

Great club, I walked in at about 12 midnight on a Tuesday, I was just looking to get into something. The valet took my car ($20 is what it usually costs, cool guys and can…

Lady Godivas I Casablanca

Greenville, South Carolina

Inconsistent: Wed - hopeful; Thursday - dead

The club has been described before, the best phrase to describe the furnishings: 80's Wal-Mart. Wed -- Hopeful. Arrived at 8:15pm. Paid the $5, got a wrist band, as I started to walk in,…

L. A. Grand Club

Los Angeles, California

Don't waste your time

As a fan of these clubs as an alternative to the usual strip club, I decided to visit LA Grand instead of Club Fantasy - big mistake. all of the girls were fugly and spoke…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

A Good Club for the "Decent" Gentlement (and Ladies)!

I was a bit skeptical about visiting this club because of all the unfavorable reviews it had garnered on the web. However, I realized that one of the biggest gripes that people had with the…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A surprise

I was in Philadelphia for one night Monday July 3 (holiday weekend) and decided to try Gold Club again. I was there about 5 weeks previously - see my earlier review for logistical details.…

For Your Eyes Only

Toronto, Ontario

Great night

Great open atmosphere. Big stage. Some excellent shows. Bouncers are very helpful. Drinks are what you would expect for a strip club - you pay a premium to be in the presence of scantily dressed…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Saturday afternoon

Stopped by last Saturday afternoon around 2:30, early enough to get a high top on the DJ side. It was just starting to get busy. Saw several girls I hadn't seen in a while, but…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

What has changed in 2 months?

I decided to make an impromptu visit to Follies around lunch today. Haven't been in since my early May review. Pulled into the parking lot to find multiple police units including a supervisor vehicle handling…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

Local Strip Club Review

Creekside Cabaret is located at the end of an industrial complex. The dancers are mostly seem to be in the age range of 25-30. They are good looking but not quite “top of…

Club 1245

Tallmadge, Ohio

Not worth stopping by for...

Soooo... I decided to stop by with a few friends on a monday evening to get a few dances, drinks ect. The place had a nice set out in the parking, But when we steppted…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Cafe Risque

Since the 1990s, I have driven by here plenty of times without ever stopping. Driving south down I-75, I decided to finally check it out as I was returning from Panama City Beach. There used…

4Play Lounge

St. Petersburg, Florida

Best Club in St. Pete

4Play is a fun bikini bar that is across the street from a dog track and is located in a strip mall that has a massage and tattoo parlor. It was easy to find and…

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Videos and Pictures

Has anyone ever taken pictures or made a video with one of their OTC girls and shared it with her? Mine took some pictures of us (G rated) with my phone and wanted me to send them to her.…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

New changes?

Went back to Paradise for the first time in years. Saw that they remodeled and got rid of the booths in the main room and moved them off a side room. Except now there's booths…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Oh. My. God.

So I went up to St Louis for a Cards game and figured I'd give the Washington Park clubs a try for the first time ever. First of all, a word of warning, when you…

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Dancer tells you this....BS

My BS meter is going off like crazy right now. My ATF (which Ive OTC'd many times) text me and told me that "she will be out for a while" because she fractured her foot and sprained her ankle.....Legit or…

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Follies Atlanta Question

Does anyone know where Chase and Allison (Allie) have gone? I saw Allie about a month ago, but haven't seen Chase in a long time. My two ATFs.

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A salute to 30+ yr old dancers

During the last 2 months all the best dancers I have encountered have been single moms close to or over 30 years old. Their customer service, their ability to carry on a conversation, their savvy at providing mileage when it's…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Alright time

First time at st James. The club itself is near IAH and about 30 minutes away if you fly in to Hou. The club itself is on another road with several others.…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Not bad but wasn't great

Got there around 11:30pm on a friday night, its the weekend after the 4th of july, so i understood it maybe a little slow after holidays. CLub is nice, the bouncers are polite. In my…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Better than the last time

Visited Atlanta after a long time. After a disappointing trip to Cheetah (attractive but rather slim ladies, with minimal contact), I went to Oasis. It was past midnight, so I was not sure what to…

Hott 22

Union, New Jersey

Mileage

I used to visit this place a lot more often than I do now. Up to a couple years ago, the dancers stripped on stage and danced naked on stage. There is a lap dance…

Gold Diggers Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Bachelor's Party Recon

My boys and I were in Dallas for a wedding but made a trip to Houston to watch a game. After the game we decided to do our own bachelor's party recruitment. I browsed tuscl…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Back on the radar

Well what do we have here? Back from the dead is Club Fantasies. After avoiding this place for the better part of a decade, I am now becoming a semi-regular again. Overall, the quality of…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Just not a good club compared to others in area

Right off the bat, there are alot of patrons just standing outside of this club, coming from other clubs. Lots of police and they block the streets off near this club after 1am. once you…

Cheetahs Of Windsor

Windsor, Ontario

Quiet Night

Haven't been here in awhile and stopped by after a baseball game. It was pretty quiet this night and even some of the regular dancers who were pretty good looking were not there.…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Open Bar, Free Drinks

They have a monthly happy hour for 2 hours every month on the 2nd Wednesday of the month. Up to 10 people can join the birthday person. The person birthday has to be that month…

Ultimate Showgirls Gentlemen's Club

Hesperia, California

First time here

Visited for the first time, $10 at the door and $5 for the first drink so $15 in total to get in. The dances being announced were 3 for $40 which is good and the…

Augie's

Minneapolis, Minnesota

More of a party not a strip club

This is not a mixed club, there maybe 1 white girl at most working here. Its usually just black girls that are thick, nothing special just decent pole workers. There turned up in this club,…

Al's Diamond Cabaret

Reading, Pennsylvania

Dancer's review

This club comes off a little dive bar-ish. Quite small actually. On a Friday and Saturday night, theres hardly any room to move around. But make no mistake, there is some money to be made…

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Would you pay $50 per dance if ...

If it guaranteed two way medium mileage with a few solid 8''s at a club five min from your house especially if you didn't have the energy and or time to drive 60-120 min for $30 dances that were high…

Stiletto Atlantic City

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Very Nice Place

We went into this place around 10pm. There is a bar on one side and the club is on the other. Nice place, but small, so it was crowded. Guy to girl ratio not the…

Show-N-Tail Gentlemen's Club

Panama City, Florida

Panama City Beach Club

This is not a nude bar and is in Panama City Beach, not Panama City. The personnel at the club have faced some problems for dancers even showing boobs. I wonder if Panama City Beach…

Rick's Cabaret Fort Worth

Fort Worth, Texas

I GOT THERE ABOUT 4:50 PM.

I GOT THERE ABOUT 4:50 PM. I paid the $6.00 cover The club was very upscale with 3 or 4 stages and all the stage had girls dancing. There was lots of girls and they…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Long overdue

As this is the club I enjoy close to home, I haven't been here in over 6 months and haven't reviewed it in a year. My membership card had expired but the guy charged me…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

A VIP Trip That Could've Been More

Set up a limo ride to pick us up and take me and a friend of mine to Palomino on the recommendation of people here. The limo was a little late, but he was a…

Truth Lounge

Tampa, Florida

Worth a Visit!

This place use to be called Flashdancers back in the day. All black club from what I can tell. Had saw on IG that the name had changed and they were advertising a day shift.…

Toy Box

Panama City, Florida

Toy Box

I had dropped my ATF OTC at Club La Vela to watch Plies. I wished she had wanted to experience Billy Joel or Frank Sinatra, but that is another story. Well, Club La Vela promotes…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

Not a Good Night

Decided to try this place again after hearing the cover charge was only $5 now. Turned out it was still $10. Place was very slow and empty. About 7 dancers I would say that night…

Gold Nugget Gentlemen's Club

Panama City, Florida

Decent Topless Bar

This club was close to the hotel where I was staying with my ATF OTC, who convinced me to drive her from Atlanta. This club is a bit nicer than Toy Box which is the…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Dollie's Visit

I stopped by my favorite little dive bar on the outskirts of St. Louis a couple of nights ago. Lots of rain in the area earlier in the week made the potholes in the…

Bambi's Doll House

Panama City, Florida

On the Outskirts Far from the Beach

I always though the major closest beaches to Atlanta were in Charleston or Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. The closest beaches to Atlanta are actually Panama City Beach. Anyways, I drove to Panama City from Atlanta.…

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West Palm Beach clubs have become horrible lately especially on day shift !

You guys know I was blogging a few days ago while I was at DDs, the Spearmint Rhino sucks of late, Monroe's hasn't been very good since they took over from Dreamgirl's Sugar D's & Flashdance are scary, the only…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Thursday Night at TDH

Arrived around 10 PM on a Thursday night. Had free passes, so saved on the cover. We were greeted by a floor man who took us to a table by the stage and would deliver…

The Living Room Dayton

Medway, Ohio

Disappointing on Two Fronts

Finding myself visiting Dayton recently, I could not pass up visiting Pinups and Pints. I love craft beer and I love strip clubs.This club showed great promise. Unfortunately it was blah on both fronts.…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Summer Friday Night

Another summer Friday night at the Masters. Was definitely busier than the previous night at Thee Dollhouse, as far as in number of customers and number of dancers. Of course, quantity does not always trump…

Just Teazin'

Painesville, Ohio

Solid two stars

I've been to this club on two different occuasions- on a Monday night then on a Friday night. Monday, the place had two dancers, not very attractive, not dancing on stage, almost totally dead. For…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Weekend well spent

Visited the club on Saturday and Sunday with some friends from out of town. It was their first visit to follies and I wanted to show them the day shift of follies. They were amazed by…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Gotta visit a club on Vaca!

Decided to visit after seeing comedian Gabriel Iglescias aka "Fluffy" at Horseshoe Hammond. I normally don't care if a club is topless or nude, but I was in the mood to see everything. GPS got…

Club Fred

Montoursville, Pennsylvania

Pleasantly Surprised

As most have said, the set up is certainly, "low budget." Beyond that, we're in PA, so smoking is permitted, and there doesn't seem to be any effort to suck/filter the smoke out. So that's…

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What do you tip for LDK? (That's lapgasm for MrDeuce!)

I tried to work some magic at a local non-extras club. Alas, I was denied. But she did grind pretty well and I managed to LDK. I paid $80 for 15 minutes and tipped her $40 for the LDK. What would…

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Fed-up customer brings two strippers to his local bank in a bizarre protest agai

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3973370/fed-up-customer-brings-two-strippers-to-his-local-bank-in-a-bizarre-protest-against-the-branchs-poor-service/

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Periodic Reminder that RickDugan is Gay!

And I'm sure his boyfriend SJG will drop by this thread to suck on the RickyBoy's cock. Even though RickyBoy has said he thinks SJG is a psycho and a rapist.

Tiger Tail Lounge

Rockford, Illinois

Small Place, but GREAT dancers

Even though it's not a nude bar, the dancers really showed that they LOVED what they did. Multiple dancers came up to me and just TALKED... They didn't beg for a private VIP dance,…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Great place to unwind after work

I sometimes check out this club if I'm stressed out and it always does the trick. Sure the layout isn't great (kinda small, cramped, and often crowded at peak times) but that's not why I'm…

Pony Birmingham

Birmingham, Alabama

Decent Enough.

The girls were pretty decent looking, although half the time there was no one on stage. It was about 4 girls working, most of them not really doing anything but sitting outside smoking and…

Pleasure Dome

White Haven, Pennsylvania

Another Friday Night

I used to be a frequent regular here but tonight was my first visit in months. Not much has changed. Location: Back woods of NEPA in the middle of no where. This can be a good…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Wish I had other choices in Columbia

Tried this Fri night and if I was looking for drugs this would be the place to visit but I was here for a drink or two and some entertainment. I got here just before…

Pink Poodle

San Jose, California

Good club but lame VIP

So I've been to Pink Poodle a few times since moving back to San Jose. I'll start with the lame: - ATMs only allow you to take out small amounts ($100-200) and charge insane amounts ($10+) -…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Bachelor Party

Went here after going to a casino for a friends bachelor party a little while back. There was a $10 cover to get in. The dancers were all nice and fun to talk to. They…

The Honeypot Club

Maidenhead, England

First time at honey pot

Well was in ealing with a friend and was thinking of going to LA Confidential... my friend on the other hand said that there was a better club in Maidenhead so we jumped on the…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Day shift is consistently good

It seems like Dream Girls day shift has been getting some poor reviews lately. I've been stopping in about once a week for a couple months now and I'd say it's been pretty consistently good.…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

Busy for 6:00 am, and one hot Hawaiian

I was bored in the wee hours, and found out that some of the clubs in Vegas are 24 hours. Strolled into the horse around 6:00 am, and was quite surprised at how busy…

Dream on Saloon

Portland, Oregon

S'ok

Dropped in on a Thursday afternoon at five. Club had the usual SE Portland dive mix of dancers: two amazons, two spinners, one massively overweight. Most of them look like they've been rode hard and…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

Better than the Thursday review, but...

Better than the Thursday review, but the new dance rules are BAD There were about 25 girls on his visit, maybe 50-60 customers. In about three weeks fuegos should be at about original levels. But I…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Nothing has changed

This club hasn't changed. It's expensive for what you get but I still have friends that love to visit cause it has hot girls to look at while drinking. That is all you will get…

American Dream

Omaha, Nebraska

They could have been a great club

The good news is this club is open 7 days a week now starting at 3pm on weekdays. The club is safe and clean and laid back. There is basement/patio area that has…

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Pink Pony or Oasis in Atlanta for eye candy fluffing before Follies Fixins lol

Ok, so after a few good trips to Atlanta for Follies Im finding a natural grove lets say. I can make the trip in one day but its not as fun driving so damn much. Thus I have started in…

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Not a noob, but a noob question

How do I add a club to my hotlist?

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I need a nut

I was working on the church bus today. I have been adding a coupme of stripper poles to h3lp these girls praynto the lawerd. I went to Ace hardware to get some supplies. When I walked into the store the…

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Deja Vu settlement has impact on Detroit clubs

With the recent rumors that have surfaced about clubs like Penthouse and Coliseum supposedly getting their curtains removed soon, another story has popped up that might explain what really is going on. It turns out that the Deja Vu settlement…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

My yearly trip through Huntsville

I visited three clubs this Friday, and stayed for several hours at each. Visions has not changed much over the years. The inside is pretty spartan. There is tile on the floor, multiple tables with…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

Nice club but not a great bang for your buck

The place has some really hot girls there. And it's pretty easy to get a lap dance. However, the lap dances are based on the length of each song. Example: One of my lap dances…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Was Okay

i ordered my drink, the bar tender didn't have any change, no big deal and I don't care about stuff like that. Then I went to the restroom and that was filthy and smelled to…

Bandidas Cabaret

Harlingen, Texas

$20 entrance and $35 vip

Was visiting from out of town and decided to check out jaguars. Got there around 11 and the place was pretty empty. Talked to a few different girls, and then decided to get a lap…

Club Venus

Detroit, Michigan

Well . . . that was a waste of time.

Got to Venus around 10. Paid the parking lot guy $2. Went in and got the pat down. Paid $6 cover. The bar is in front of you as you walk in.…

Bustop

Boulder, Colorado

Disappointed Sat evening

Went in a week ago on Saturday at 6:30. The club layout nice. The parking lit is huge and there are plenty of parking spaces. There are 2 sides. one is…

Brandy's Gentlemen's Club

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Nothing at all wrong with the club itself .....................

Stopped by after visiting a couple other clubs in the city. Most of them are within a 15-minute drive of each other. This was my second time here and thought I'd give it…

Secrets Showgirls

El Monte, California

Blissful!

I visited this club after visiting synn for the first time. I didn't really see anything that I was interested in at first, not to say the other ladies were not attractive, they had a…

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The Troll's Penis Will Be Re-Erected

Unlike tuscl trolls this really exists and isn't an exaggeration. Racy headline for the BBC. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-40540561 "Norway 'troll penis' restored to its former upstanding glory. A penis-shaped rock formation in Norway that was apparently knocked down by vandals last month has been restored…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

A Bad Trip, and a Good Trip - Tootsie's is always a trip.

Tootsie's really doesn't need any overall review in particular, but I thought there was some merit in sharing some lessons learned about the current club, so I thought I'd share. Also Badnews53 is the only…

Sanctuary Gentlemen's Club

Vineland, New Jersey

Fun place

All the dancers were nice. Great mix of girls. The cover was $10, and pretty worth the money. There were around 10-12 girls that night, including 2 bartenders that danced on stage as well. Its…

Red Diamond

Hazel Crest, Illinois

Good Times for all

Had a pretty good night at this place. The vibe was more "nigjtclubish" but none the less a good time. Girls were black and beautiful. (Blacker the berry sweeter the juice shout out PAC). The…

Playmates

South Byron, New York

Lot of Contact, Little Money

I went as a first timer to any strip club. Tipped a couple of bucks for stage dancing as I saw others doing. It was early so not many other guys there.…

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Papa Roach - Forever (live)

Papa Roach - Forever (Live) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZsUY_81zFc Usually this kind of a song would be in the key of D, the most etherial or introspective of the keys. Think for example of the Red Hot Chile Peppers. Here, the link to get to…

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Stripper Logic, fun but crazy

Soo... I've really cut down on the OTC with my little sugar baby, however, gave in today after probably a few weeks since I saw her last. Speaking of since I saw her last, my little friend was rocking 6…

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January 11th 2015: Best advice I ever got on TUSCL

From Bullwinkle: "Pour lye onto your hand, watch the skin bubble and burn, wash it away with vinegar. Look at it next time you ask this question and remember it was still a better idea then dating a stripper." -- so…

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Phoenix meetup

I am really thinking about visiting Phoenix in early September. First of all what's the temperature like in Phoenix in September? Secondly any of you Phoenix TUSCLers wanna meet up or any other TUSCLers? From what I gather from the reviews Hi-Liter, BSC,…

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WHO: Oral sex spreading unstoppable bacteria

With reference to the "Is bareback coming back?" thread: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/40520125 You can argue statistics and play vagina roulette all you want, but stuff like this is why I always wear a condom.

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Removing IGNORE?

How do you get rid of an unintentional ignore? Will a TRUST get rid of it? Help!!!! Please.

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OT: Dating sites

Online dating seems to be in right now. I'm thinking of trying it out. What are some of the best dating sites out there right now?

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Adding a new club

I thought when you add a club you would have a review attached as club description and information. Does the founder post the club then look over the review? I have added a couple of places here and there and…

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Did txtittyfag Run vinceygirl michaels Off the Board?

That dick breath Neanderthal vinceygirl hasn't posted here for a while. Which is a good thing. Did txtittyfag run him off the board?

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Proof that playing the chumps game will make you rich

https://youtu.be/Hjl-zACd-VI Above is a link to Napoleon Hill chapter 11 on the power of sex drive and it's influence on our success In basic summery the thesis is this If we direct or sexual energy and passion into another avenue great wealth and…

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Official bucks review on tuscl Greenville SC

Introduction This Review was on a Monday Evening just to confirm that yes it is open and seams to running without any issues. I'm going back this Friday or Saturday night to give this club it's best chance to impress me…

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Trish_Club_Lust

Trish_Club_Lust, stop messaging me. STFU.

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Incall Outcall

I know this is a website about strip clubs but... oh, do I really need an excuse? Why is incall rate usually less than outcall, despite the fact that the girl usually rents a hotel room for incall?

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Where is it ?

With the new layout, where is the link to add a new club?

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Soft Core Stripper Shit

At my favorite no extras club I was drowning my sorrows one afternoon (sports injury) this week and wondering why a club with 10 dancers above 7 on a weekday afternoon would have 3 customers when a dancer who was…

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3 somes. Every man's fantasy.

http://www.xnxx.com/video-fh5xbe2/super_tanker_threesome

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Strip Club Habit

I'm viewing some training at work and it's about being healthy and all. One of the topics it's covering is habit(s), why we do them and how to break bad ones and develop new ones. The process of…

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RickDugan is a Homosexual!

At least that's what his dozens of boyfriends say!

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Anays Leyva Nude for Playboy Mexico

Here is one for the Latina Lovers. (I'm looking out for you GoVikings). Maybe this is because I just had an amazing night in TJ. But I found this and thought this lady would be popular among many…

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Trust?

What is it good for? I travel a lot and try to give good reviews. Yet my "trust" factor is low. What am I doing wrong... and should I even care about this artificial score?

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Wednesday Night Reminder that RickDugan is Gay!

Lol!

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Clubs You Have Reviewed Now Closed

How many clubs have you reviewed in the last 10 years that are now closed? I was going through the clubs I have reviewed since I joined the site, and two of the clubs (both in the Pittsburgh area)…

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ISO NYC

In a couple of weeks I will be in NYC for work. I seldom travel to the Manhattan anymore and the reviews on here as well as with a few guys I stay in contact with to share war stories…

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Juice, The Asheville Police Department & a Slip-N-Slide

Here's what Juice did on the 4th. Looks like a good time. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/07/05/north-carolina-cops-respond-slip-and-slide-complaint-end-up-going-on-it/450863001/

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New Article

By Subraman describing his Seeking Arrangements experience

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What to do?

Yesterday I was taking a shit at King Soopers. Some guy went in the next shitter stall. Next thing I knew I heard heavy breathing and rubbing. I think he was jacking off... What would you do?

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FT. Lauderdale 2AMer.

CBSMiami) — A Bahamas man looking for a fresh start in South Florida had his life cut short following gunfire outside of a strip club in Ft. Lauderdale. Police investigate a deadly shooting in front of a strip club near Ft.…

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Need advice/suggestions. Is this SS or is she possibly being legit?

Fellow PLs….I need your advice/suggestions/expertise. I was at a local club 4 weeks ago and met this dancer (I’ll call her my CF.) We talked for a good couple of hours. I spent $60 on dances…definitely not…

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For S Florida

I went in to DDs in WPB today at about 2:30 there is new bullshit they want a $5 dollar cover they claim because they are offering free lunch but they don't have a free lunch menu and there are…

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Juice And Jackie - Couple Cams Site

Just wanted to let everyone know Juice and Jackie have started a new couples cam site. Not only will you see some hot and dirty sex, but follow Juice to Arby's on cheat day, watch Jackie shotgun a…

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What do you think of these whores?

http://m.ranker.com/list/hot-hot-import-models/peis

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Warning signs the strip club industry in your area is dying

Law enforcement shut down the main club Government enforced pasties Day shift of clubs vanish Hot chicks leave town

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You are safe in a trayler park

Trailer parks dont have basements. I cant fill your basement with turds but i can fill up your kitchen

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God Bless America

America was built by God, Guts and Guns

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Big Mack Atack

The last guy that pissed me off got a basement full of turds. I got lots of them and I need places to dump

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Man gets 15 years for attempted homicide of son

Strip club father of the year. http://www.lakegenevanews.net/police/walworth-man-gets-years-for-attempted-homicide/article_c2a354c7-d300-53dc-ace9-8f1c2d03b46d.html

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New nudes lol

http://imgbox.com/g/RArKTYhKGm

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Hi guys!

I am new to this site! I drive a Mack Truck with a septic tank machine on back. I suck turds for a living. Sometimes equipment don't work like they supposed to and I get a little stinky at work.…

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My new social media connectuons to add value to this site

Below will be several links to my social media platforms if any wish to enjoy Also if I don't have a certain platform let me know so I can add it to better entertainment and education and connection with my brother's

PL Seeks Arrangement: My SA experience so Far

For those interested in SeekingArrangment, here are my experiences. I have been lucky enough to find some sex forums with decent sized populations of experienced or wanna-be sugar-daddies, to help fill out and/or confirm some of the perspectives. I joined SA thinking my goal would be to score a classic sugarbaby... **Executive Summary**: Since this is tuscl, and most of you are executives, I'll start with an executive summary: I've had mixed experiences on SA overall -- for those wondering: yes, for me, OTC is resoundingly still the best experience in the sex industry. But if strip clubs disappeared tomorrow, I'd move onto SA wholesale, no doubt. For all I know, I'm just one awesome SB away…

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Atlanta Club Recs - Late Nite

Heading to Atlanta soon and am interested in hitting up a club with attractive high mileage white or Hispanic dancers. Not a black club or a club that's predominantly black like Follies at night. Any thoughts? Big Juan

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Best Ways to Spread Out My Cash Throughout the Night to Stay Longer?

I normally bring 200-240 and want to avoid the ATM and its 7 dollar fees the best I can. I normally want to stay as long as possible but go over 2 and a half hours, normally three is my…

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Video Footage of the inide of Bucks aka PP in Greenville SC

https://youtu.be/lzqjd5he-nU link above is a lil film I stuck together for those that enjoy my stories and adventure this is just the begging of the future of my proof of da life

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Can't decide between a BJ, FS or Anal? Now you can have all 3.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/21/finally-you-can-put-your-penis-into-3fap-the-sex-toy-with-all-three-holes-6724011

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Is Snapchat (or live platforms) becoming camming sites

You can choose your viewers, there is no third party. The only way to figure out how to monetize it in real time. snap is generally marketed as being used by adolescents sharing scat jokes and funny videos that they don't…

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$123.47

Title says it all! Lol!

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How much would you be willing to pay?

Say you're negotiating with a stripper for a hour of OTC sex. You know the sex will be incredible, but she's not gonna come cheap. She's not a golden pussy syndrome girl (GPS), but she values her pussy more than…

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I've been neglecting my duties as a PL

I've been so busy with work and some personal commitments that I have not had any time for clubbing or mongering. MY last club visit was two weeks ago. Yesterday I received a snapchat from a young lady of her giving…

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Happy 4th of July!

How are you celebrating? Food, beer, strippers? I'm just relaxing today.

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"I just want to make Papi_Chulo proud of me".

http://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/2017/07/04/woman-risks-her-life-to-have-worlds-biggest-hips.html

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Cuba love hotels to make comeback..........

The authorities in the Cuban capital, Havana, say they are restoring a network of hotels where rooms are rented by the hour to lovers. State-run "posadas", or love motels, disappeared during Cuba's economic crisis in the 1990s when they became hurricane

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Are liquid lapdance underwear still worth it?

I'm consider trying some but hopefully people here have experience with it and input on whether its worth it or not?

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Just in case no one has noticed

I'm live tweeting on tuscl my bucks experience over on the original bucks thread

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Could Detroit strip club days be numbered? Sort of political. Ignore this if yo

I just read an article about how the Muslim brotherhood is planning on taking over Michigan and impose Sharia law in eventually most of the US. That would suck. Apparently the plan is working with just one minor…

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Only on Tuscl

Can you send a screen shot to founder and fix all your problems

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HarryJones deeply in love - Its Reached It's Climax...

Okay so you all know my story by now. I've just finished a 1 hour 10 minute phone call with her and we've pretty much settled things once and for all. It was mega positive and I hung up the phone feeling…

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Finding high mileage dancers in low mileage clubs

I'm just getting into this hobby and surrounded by low mileage clubs. Any tips on how to find the diamonds in the rough?

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Pedophile by Proxy?

Does a 47 year old man become a pedophile by proxy when he fucks a 21 year old girl who he knows was sexually abused by her father when she was 9? I have no idea why this girl felt…

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The Chase, and Front Room Makeout Sessions, versus Chumps and Losers

Strip clubs have always catered to chumps and losers. A guy who is not able to take girls home with him, like it or not, he is a loser. A guy who believes that buying dances is the…

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Is there any need for "drink prices" on a club's page?

For example HiLiter's page says $4. $4 for what? A coke, a bud light, a shot of Cuervo or a Long Island Iced Tea? Or what if the club has special ladies drink prices? I know that the price shown…

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July 4 Party at Bucks Racks and Ribs AKA PP Greenville

http://bucksracksandribs.com/4th-of-july/ link above is the website and its ad for the 4 of july it never calls it self club it offers beers the price of normal bars it even offers food like hot dogs and hamburgers with fixins its open strangly at 5pm until…

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Today's challenge

I wasn't thinking anything of it when I donated blood this morning, but they advise no strenuous activity (including sex) for 24 hours. I'm heading to the club for dayshift today. I don't do extras, but I am going to challenge…

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Squatting proper position for using bathroom?

I think this topic was posted before, I don't see a search button. Anyway I've seen a YouTube video of a woman climbing up on a us style toilet with her feet on top of he toilet seat…

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Nipple tucks

Women are having surgery to make their nipples more prominent. Like models on Instagram, they want nipples that are more easily visible when going braless, or look better when wearing sheer tops. But when men stop to look…

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Logging in to TUSCL

I bought a new laptop recently and noticed that I have to log in to TUSCL every time, whereas my old PC remembered my username and password. How do I make this computer work the same way? I…

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Dancers in the Men's Bathroom talking to the Bathroom Troll

During a recent club visit, I went to use the bathroom, except I had to wait outside for a few minutes because there were two dancers inside the men's bathroom talking to the bathroom troll. I'm curious as to why…

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OT: The Chaos Protocols, by Gordon White

An extremely interesting book. Still have not decided what I really think about it all. White shows that our economic system is completely designed for 'economic harvesting', of the 98%. So the book is about fighting back.…