Rumor has it, you can pass on by.

Was passing through Columbia, and since it is a college town, I stop driving got a hotel room for the night and went out to see how this towns strip clubs stacked up. What a complete waste of time. Was not aware in this state you can't serve booze at a sexually oriented business. I was thankful the cover to get in was low, only five dollars.

The dancers were half way decent looking and the club was not that busy but it still took an hour before any dancer sat down to talk. Luckily it was one of the two dancers my wife thought was ok at dancing. Both my wife and I are picky when rating dancers. This crap of standing on stand and wiggling is not dancing.

Only two girls actually got on the pole, all the others were just a double X chromosome in a bikini. The wife did a dance with this dancer and was not terribly impressed either. She said and I quote " just average". There are two strip clubs in Columbia. I did not visit other but I wish I had because I would not have missed anything skipping this establishment.