SJG vs Book Man: The verbal diarrhea contest

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Alter_Kocker96
Forget about SJG vs. Alucard that someone posted about awhile back.
For better or worse Alucard [Dracula] is dead.

The new battle of loquaciousness [wits?] is between Book Man & SJG with each bumping the other's threads -- who's gonna win the battle of bullshit?

Sorry, SJG but repeating boilerplate -- 'chumps game'; 'f2f' and the same urls doesn't count.
And a post that approaches true wit or wisdom puts either of you in the '24hr penalty box' -- out of the game.

"Imagine what it would be like to be able to spend time regularly"[1] on TUSCL reading entertaining posts and busting balls without stumbling over their verbose commentaries. What if they confined their *epic* posts only to each other's discussion topics.

[1. SJG] A Beautiful World Within Our Reach?
[2. Book Man] Bed Bugs? not necessarily OT: So, tell me about how to get rid of bed-bug bites, bed bugs, and all you know about them.

Nah, just a nightmare.

Oy!, just another example of..........
Man plans; God laughs

With humorous sarcasm,
AK

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NaturalSelection
7 years ago
"verbal diarrhea contest"

That's funny as hell and 100% correct.

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shadowcat
7 years ago
Your auto correct must be acting up again. It's Book Guy...not Man. :)
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Alter_Kocker96
7 years ago
SC, got me! I meant Book Guy not to be confused with Book_Guy or Bookman, the type font.

No, can't blame it on 'autocorrect'; it's 100% brain fart late at night by an old fart.

AK
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rh48hr
7 years ago
Have to agree, the title is brilliant!

Maybe he was talking about Bookman the janitor from "Good Times"
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Alter_Kocker96
7 years ago
48, thanks for trying to make it sound like an 'intelligent mistake'.

In fact, I was writing this while trying to do other tasks.

Can't multi-task at my age :-(
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warhawks
7 years ago
One more auto correct.

You wrote "battle of wits."

It should have been "battle of twits."
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Alter_Kocker96
7 years ago
Yeah Hawk, but I didn't want to sound "too negative" :-P
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Dougster
7 years ago
SJG has reached the level of "fag" and is working very hard on becoming a "total faggot" but it is work for him. BookGuy isn't nearly as bad. Is merely "gay".
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san_jose_guy
7 years ago
After_Knocker96, so what's your angle here, just didn't make it to the toilet in time?

SJG
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