I'm going to use the same excuse if I ever get busted in a VIP session.
"Officer I was just sitting here, and the dancer was grinding back and forth on my lap, next thing I know, I'm naked standing up, and shes rocking back and forth forcing my penis in and out of her vagina while I was standing behind her. I tried to stop but my penis was stuck, so I thought by her moving back and forth some more it may come loose."
Well dont expect accountability from the ladies even at 54. Masters of blame shifting, will forget whos supposed to be mad at who at the end of it all.
Either that young man was clearly A) desperate B) ugly as the pitter patter of sin or C) legally blind because not even my young self would consider her no matter how easy.
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"Officer I was just sitting here, and the dancer was grinding back and forth on my lap, next thing I know, I'm naked standing up, and shes rocking back and forth forcing my penis in and out of her vagina while I was standing behind her. I tried to stop but my penis was stuck, so I thought by her moving back and forth some more it may come loose."