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Every Reason Kid Rock Will Absolutely Be Your Next Michigan Senator

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Kid Rock is running for the senate, and I'm jumping on the bandwagon. I will go to every rally, and cheer the "music" and strippers. I feel I missed out last year by not supporting Trump, so I'm getting with the program. Midget wrestlers in the house of representatives! Ke$ha on the supreme court!

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ATACdawg

jack, I hope that your John Travolta icon doesn't reflect your sexual, proclivities, not that there would be anything wrong with that..... ;-)

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PrimetimeSchein

Fuck that shit

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JohnSmith69

Kid Rock would make a good running mate for Trump when he runs for a second term.

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twentyfive

^^^Trump's new running mate for 2020 will be his friend "Jim". LOL

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RandomMember

Well, why not? He has no political experience, he's a celebrity, and an idiot who appeals to right-wing rural white guys -- just like Trump. What's not to like?

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gammanu95

Neurosurgeons, real estate developers, IT CEOs, community organizers, and cuckqueans, and actors running for president.
Stand-up comics, porn stars, and one hit wonders running for senate.
Man, Jamie Dimon hit the nail on the head this morning. It is so embarrassing to go around the world trying to explain this bullshit.

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gammanu95

But don't worry, we'll still blame liberals like colt twentyfive and randomloser

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RandomMember

Thought you had me on ignore, dipshit?

Actual love this old Kid Rock Sheryl Crow duet:

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twentyfive

I thought the facist had me on ignore too. What a turd float gramma nut case is!

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ime

Insane clown posse will be Michigan's next governor.

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warhawks

I went to high school with Kid Rock aka Rob Ritchie.

He was a total dweeb in h.s.

Making millions now. He should just stay with selling out Pine Knob each year for 6 or 7 nights...

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twentyfive

@Random Member you notice how that fascist turd floater loses his mind anytime a joke is posted about his idol Donald (I want to rule not govern) Trump, I bet that he doesn't even agree that the man is a fat fuck. What a loser, just saaaddd !

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RandomMember

^^^ Well @GammaNut is a sensitive, scrawny little guy, and he doesn't tolerate other opinions or criticism very well. Better watch what you say; he might call you a "porch monkey" or put you on ignore.

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Lone_Wolf

Why the fuck not. Our political system is so fucked up and corrupt, it is pretty much irrelevant who we put in there. Might as well be entertainers. The result will be the same.

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san_jose_guy

Kid Rock sings well. But as a person, he has always rubbed me the wrong way. His reactionary views always come across.

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gammanu95

How did I forget? That tool Kanye West also declared for 2020 a while back. Let's just roll out the red carpet for Red China and DPRK to come in and take over. I don't think it could get any more fucked up.

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zef8mich

A stripper was trying to point Kid Rock to me at Trumpps in Detroit a while back. Didn't recognize him across the room

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