tuscl
Loading...

What do you do for fun?

Avatar for doctorevil
doctorevilEvil Lair

I'm sure we all get this question pretty often when first approached by a dancer. Sometimes it may be a roundabout way of asking if I like getting dances, but most of the time I thinks it's just an effort at breaking the ice. In past times I would respond with some bullshit about movies or whatever. Nowadays my answer is always the same: "I like hanging out at strip clubs." Once I got this follow up question: "What do you like besides strip clubs? And don't tell me blow jobs." I responded to that one with "I thought that blow jobs went along with hanging out at strip clubs." It turned out to be a very good night.

How do you answer this question?

Comments

last comment
Avatar for skibum609
skibum609

I answer it honestly. I tell them if you mean outside of here then I ski, golf, hike and play poker. Met 3 dancers lifetime who ski so it always starts a conversation.

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for Jascoi
Jascoi

docevil... i like your response.

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for GoVikings
GoVikings
  • go to concerts

-traveling

-go to sporting events

pretty much my 3 fav things to do

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for twentyfive
twentyfive

I actually told one who asked that question that I was a cereal killer and my weapon of choice was Frosted Flakes.

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for MrDeuce
MrDeuce

I tell 'em movies, concerts, travel, and strip clubs. Usually at least one of those leads to an interesting convo. If not, then she's too boring to spend any time with.

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for rh48hr
rh48hr

I say strip clubs because my life is so hectic, strip clubs are my getaway.

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for UGK.22
UGK.22

Spend a lot of my time doing shots of liquor on my time off. If I'm not drunk I may work on my model cars

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for Papi_Chulo
Papi_Chulo

I answer the same as the OP

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for san_jose_guy
san_jose_guy

I feel that with young women you do need to pretty much have a rehearsed persona for talking to them, letting them feel that they know you.

In a strip club, there is so much that a girl knows she must not ask, but still is going to want to know. So if you want to get on with her, you need to satisfy her curiosity, and do it in a way which will be agreeable to her.

SJG

BroFlake

www.huffingtonpost.com

Alter_Kocker96, his awesome post:

/

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for grand1511
grand1511

I'm continually amazed at how many strippers can talk about fishing (but then again, this is Minnesota)

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for Mainster
Mainster

I tell them I do something offbeat and expensive, so they have to compete with my other hobby for my money.

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for Jascoi
Jascoi

fuck.

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for Subraman
Subraman

"Sending girls dick pics. What's your number?"

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for shadowcat
shadowcat

I'm in the group that says "strip clubs". :)

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for MidWTraveler
MidWTraveler

Mainster

"I tell them I do something offbeat and expensive, so they have to compete with my other hobby for my money" I like that answer; I'm going to use it in the future

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for Papi_Chulo
Papi_Chulo

I collect snails (def impresses the ladies)

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for Bj99
Bj99

I never ask customers that. I don't think I ask anyone that. Customer ask me a lot tho.

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for Call.Me.Ishmael
Call.Me.Ishmael

Hiking. Reading. Nothing too complex.

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for Papi_Chulo
Papi_Chulo

Next time turn it around on her and ask her what she does for fun

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for Warrenboy75
Warrenboy75

I'm pretty open about my hobbies unless I feel some sort of vibe I shouldn't be with a person. Similar to skibum I tell them.....and it has led me to some common interest that turned out not to be SS.

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for dallas702
dallas702

Once - and only once - I answered, "I visit strip clubs and fuck strippers." She went and got a bouncer!

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for TheFword
TheFword

I've given different answers, next time I might just use a line from an old Blake Edwards movie " I breed armadillos, it is a lot of work. But they get such a kick out of it.

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for san_jose_guy
san_jose_guy

I put middle-class christian fundamentalist daughter molesters in San Quentin.

SJG

0
0

Log in to vote

Want to add a comment?