Something you just can't get past

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goosman
On A Booty Hunt
There is a dancer at a club that I frequent. She's not necessarily my type, but she's aggressive, personable, and the mileage is good enough that I get dances from her. However on my last visit I noticed that square in the center of her back, she has a large tattoo of the Virgin Mary.

I like her & all, but I just can't get a dance (it's a non extras, but heavy mileage club) when I'm staring square at La Virgin. I could close my eyes when she turns around, and just the the dance Stevie Wonder style, but what is the fun of that.

Anyone else run into something that you just can't get past?

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Papi_Chulo
7 years ago
Not really - only times I've felt a bit conflicted per se is when I've been with a dancer that looks very young
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Jascoi
7 years ago
run.
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Doces300
7 years ago
Your in a SC getting a high mileage dance and a tattoo ruins it? Seriously? Now if it was a tattoo of my wife that might ruin it for me, but religious icons on a hot body, not so much.
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Jascoi
7 years ago
i don't like tats... butttttttt i will NOT let it get in the way of enjoying an other sexy beautful woman!
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Jascoi
7 years ago
*otherwise
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Jascoi
7 years ago
damn man. easily half of strippers now have tats. maybe more.
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Papi_Chulo
7 years ago
wtf - the OP said it was b/c it as of the virgin mary, not b/c it was a tat
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Jascoi
7 years ago
seeing a girl that is tat free and or piercing free (beyond an ear piercing) is such a small percentage now. even in mexico.
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Papi_Chulo
7 years ago
I'm not Catholic (I'm Baptist), so I guess a dancer with a tat of Jesus's face on her back would probably throw me off - just like it throws me off when a dancer wants to talk religion in a strip club
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UGK.22
7 years ago
Your a Baptist so I assume your picture of Jesus is a German, Blond and white Jesus
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Papi_Chulo
7 years ago
^ naturally
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Asterbonracio
7 years ago
I can't say I have actually encountered anything which personally makes me wish to remove myself from the universe I am in for a brief moment or make me want to wipe my memory of just that moment and enjoy the rest. Generally everything comes together, good and bad, and makes for an experience that I want to turn into a story.

However, I can understand where you are coming from. I can imagine if I ran into a woman with the clit the size/shape of a small penis that I would be apt to keep my eyes upwards rather than towards hell. I have yet to run into that though. If I ever do, I imagine I could empathize entirey with you.
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jackslash
7 years ago
Q. What does the story of the Virgin Mary teach us?
A. Abstinence is not 100% effective.
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gawker
7 years ago
There was a young cute dancer (21) who played the "schoolgirl" schtick to the limit several years ago. I knew she was high mileage so we signed on for an hour's champagne room. She was a good dancer and had beautiful long brunette hair and was a master of the hair flip. She got me feeling very randy and without being asked slipped my dick out and started a very well practiced blow job. Now she was as flat chested as can be and even though I knew her age I started feeling as if I was being blown by a middle school kid and my Dick just shriveled up and hid. She wanted to know what was wrong and I assured her that it wasn't her fault, just faulty plumbing for me. I have had an A for effort and a tip and ended our session early.
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Papi_Chulo
7 years ago
LOL jack
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shailynn
7 years ago
There are two things that kinda jump out at me as instant turn-offs that are a mood killer for me and there's no turning back.

1. Bad breath - kinda a given but it can sneak up on you quick. You're talking to a stripper on the main floor and never notice it, until during a lapdance she breathes into your ear. YUCK YUCK YUCK!!!!

2. Instant moaning - I've had girls start moaning like a porn star and I haven't even touched them yet. Yeah that's fine, I know you gotta do a little acting but over the top instant-moaning is just throwing it in my face that you're faking it, ruining the fantasy for me.
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WetWilly
7 years ago
I can relate very well. I despise tattoos on humans, and I'll actively avoid almost any tattooed dancer who crosses my path.
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Cowboy12
7 years ago
Face and nipple piercing....I avoid dancers with either of these.
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goosman
7 years ago
It is the content of the tattoo, and not the tattoo in of itself which is the problem. Kind of a cultural reverence thing. For example in Mexican prisons guys get full back tattoos of the La Virgen de Guadalupe on their back, because it would be difficult for someone to stab you in the back, if they have to stab La Virgen.
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skibum609
7 years ago
I have no set preferences. I like who I like they vary by a wide margin.
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Call.Me.Ishmael
7 years ago
Bad breath and BO in general.
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georgmicrodong
7 years ago
Agree with bad breath.
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sshrfrsky
7 years ago
Stank pussy. Happened once. And she wanted to do CR with extras being bluntly available. No fucking thanks. Avoided like the plague after. Fortunately didn't last long in that club.
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san_jose_guy
7 years ago
Girls that are committed to Born Again Christianity are always going to be a problem. That's a vice beyond others.

SJG
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Dominic77
7 years ago
Oddly enough, I have to agree with bad breath and born again Christianity as turn offs.
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sharkhunter
7 years ago
I remember a favorite showed up. She stunk like crazy. I couldn't get past how much she stank. I declined getting dances which was something I never did. She wondered what was wrong. She said no one wanted dances. I just wanted her to go away instead of saying she stank like a skunk. I had lots of other favorites. With almost 100 dancers working, I thought someone else could tell her.
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