Something you just can't get past
goosman
On A Booty Hunt
There is a dancer at a club that I frequent. She's not necessarily my type, but she's aggressive, personable, and the mileage is good enough that I get dances from her. However on my last visit I noticed that square in the center of her back, she has a large tattoo of the Virgin Mary.
I like her & all, but I just can't get a dance (it's a non extras, but heavy mileage club) when I'm staring square at La Virgin. I could close my eyes when she turns around, and just the the dance Stevie Wonder style, but what is the fun of that.
Anyone else run into something that you just can't get past?
I like her & all, but I just can't get a dance (it's a non extras, but heavy mileage club) when I'm staring square at La Virgin. I could close my eyes when she turns around, and just the the dance Stevie Wonder style, but what is the fun of that.
Anyone else run into something that you just can't get past?
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However, I can understand where you are coming from. I can imagine if I ran into a woman with the clit the size/shape of a small penis that I would be apt to keep my eyes upwards rather than towards hell. I have yet to run into that though. If I ever do, I imagine I could empathize entirey with you.
A. Abstinence is not 100% effective.
1. Bad breath - kinda a given but it can sneak up on you quick. You're talking to a stripper on the main floor and never notice it, until during a lapdance she breathes into your ear. YUCK YUCK YUCK!!!!
2. Instant moaning - I've had girls start moaning like a porn star and I haven't even touched them yet. Yeah that's fine, I know you gotta do a little acting but over the top instant-moaning is just throwing it in my face that you're faking it, ruining the fantasy for me.
SJG