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Stripper Alternate Job Discussion

shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
As most of you know I travel a good bit, and I have noticed lately it seems every single business has want ads posted everywhere for entry level, low paying jobs. Fast food restaurants, c-stores, grocery stores, so much signage to the point where I'm guessing they are desperate for employees.

Leaving a Taco Bell drive thru today (yay healthy lunch) in my bag is about 30 "now hiring" fliers that are about 5"x5" in size. I think I'm gonna hold onto these and next time some bothersome stripper plops down at my table and bitches about not making any money that night I'll hand her one of these.

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ppwh
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7 years ago
Damn, shailynn, what made you so racist against fat, ugly girls that you think they should have to work?
TheeOSU
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7 years ago
Can I get a few of those fliers?
rh48hr
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7 years ago
That would be funny to see their reaction.
chessmaster
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7 years ago
Do it!
RandomMember
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7 years ago
Yeah, fast-food workers are in great demand right now, but their jobs will be replaced by robots pretty soon.

...don't care as long as this labor shortage doesn't affect the service at Applebees.
skibum609
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7 years ago
Most people under 30 today consider being a fast food worker in the same way people over 50 consider being a doctor or a lawyer.
RandomMember
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7 years ago
Seriously, why in the fucking world would a young pretty girl consider making $11-per-hr with no health benefits when she can become a stripper? She can make more in a 15-min VIP than working in fast-food for a week, and avoid getting burned by rancid deep-frying oil.
twentyfive
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7 years ago
^^^Random - The point was that the strippers seem to think that we go to the clubs to listen to their complaints, the most common being that they haven;t made any money tonight, if I wanted to listen to that shit I'd just talk to any lazy employees, anyplace, and I certainly wouldn't tip them for that.
RandomMember
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7 years ago
Yes, I understood without the explanation.
ime
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7 years ago
So none have signed up to be ejaculation servicers at SJG's organization?
shailynn
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7 years ago
I'm posting this as a question (because I don't know the answer) but don't most of these jobs now offer some sort of health insurance? I know "some" do but do "'most"?


I know some people that work some of these crappy jobs solely for health insurance, because their spouse makes enough money, but they aren't able to be under his/her insurance
RandomMember
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7 years ago
My understanding is that they deliberately limit hrs to less than 20hrs, so no health insurance. But not Starbucks.
san_jose_guy
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7 years ago
Shailynn, what kind of a flier can we hand you which will make you stay in your mom's attic and stop sneaking out to reconnect the Internet? And I do feel sorry for any strip club dancers which would make the mistake of talking with you.

SJG

BroFlake
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/brof…
Alter_Kocker96, his awesome post:
https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=5066…
Mainster
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7 years ago
The flyer idea sounds like our new Daily SC Challenge!
Jascoi
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7 years ago
i'm in.
shailynn
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7 years ago
"Shailynn, what kind of a flier can we hand you which will make you stay in your mom's attic and stop sneaking out to reconnect the Internet? And I do feel sorry for any strip club dancers which would make the mistake of talking with you."

SJG - name one person on this ENTIRE FORUM that likes you. Go fist fuck yourself you fucking asswipe.
Dougster
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7 years ago
Random: "why in the fucking world would a young pretty girl consider making $11-per-hr with no health benefits when she can become a stripper?"

All young attractive girls should be lining up to be strippers if money was the only factor. I think the thought of rubbing up against old, disgusting PLs for money, however, makes it a non-starter for most of them though. Now if all customers were RICH STUDs like me, then, yeah, they applicant line would be a mile long.
RandomMember
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7 years ago
Yeah, I'm in the RICH STUD category, too.

LOL!
Call.Me.Ishmael
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7 years ago
About 80% of the strippers I talk to are nursing students. Well... so they say.
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