Step by step approch to set yourself apart from the others in a strip club

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UGK.22
Atlanta ,GA
#1 rent a tuxedo

#2 order flowers for the girls dressing room and have it delivered before you get their

#3 Repeat over and over again how your not like the other guys

#4 Order a special meal for you and your main dancer.

#5 Order any drink from any dancer that ask

#6 pay your main dancer $200 to hang with you

#7 Tip every dancer on stage $5 every time up

#8 beg your main dancer to visit your hotel for non sexual activities then pay her up front an extra $300

#9 wait with expectations in your lonely hotel room

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NaturalSelection
7 years ago
10. Go home and jack off to PornHub.

11. Write a lengthy sob story on TUSCL for all to ridicule you over
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UGK.22
7 years ago
Good ones
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UGK.22
7 years ago
#12 take a cold shower and cry
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Jascoi
7 years ago
the tux idea is probably the single cheapest idea...
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warhawks
7 years ago
You've just described the rookie pathetic loser starter kit.
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UGK.22
7 years ago
We also just described that fagget Ricky Boy and his little system too
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Jascoi
7 years ago
...next to walking in completely naked.
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warhawks
7 years ago
Au contraire...

The system specifies a "white" tuxedo.

Also, you have to grease the manager and bouncers.

And a little extra to the bathroom troll greases the skids for a good time...
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twentyfive
7 years ago
Don't forget buying dances is a chumps game just feed her money in the front room till it's time for your pants to come off than run around the front room with your pants off. LOL
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JuiceBox69
7 years ago
LMFAO this thread is brilliant gentleman
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shadowcat
7 years ago
I have one of these and it works pretty good. :)

http://www.tuxedo-tshirts-online.com/
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JuiceBox69
7 years ago
Lol shadow
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carolynne
7 years ago
12. Have a dick bigger than my thumb, for god's sake
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JuiceBox69
7 years ago
Carolynne then I'm screwed LMFAO
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MrDeuce
7 years ago
@25: Ha!
Sorry, UGK -- carolynne's #12 cuts your chances way down.
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JohnSmith69
7 years ago
Perfect. This is just what I needed, a new system.
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ATACdawg
7 years ago
Carolyn has a 12-inch thumb? ;-)
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Subraman
7 years ago
Pro Tip: if you find the cost of constant rentals is putting a dent in your wallet, offer to buy the white tuxedo directly from the rental place, at a fair used price. You'll be surprised how much you save! (another pro tip: during the price negotiation, make sure you say in a loud voice, "I'm not going to pay full price for a white tuxedo that is obviously cum-stained!")
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san_jose_guy
7 years ago
Yes, one might do all those things, but most of it is going too far. Girls respect guys who are both tactful and direct.

To distinguish yourself from the other guys in the club you only really need to do one thing, and that's to not ever treat dancers like prostitutes.

If further, you are open and direct about approaching a girl you like, then more often than not, she will quickly become yours.

SJG
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ChadT
7 years ago
I might try the flower one just so i can see how many more dancers come at me even harder for my money.
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san_jose_guy
7 years ago
The System (tm) works, nice business suit. Not good for back room fun, but it does get you preferential OTC offers.

SJG
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