Riverside Sports Bar & Lounge
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1501 6th St Umatilla, OR 97882

Get a drink, not a dance

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wildbourbon
Jul 16, 2017, 5:39 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I hadn't been here since the famous Trinity left and was super disappointed to see they had discontinued their 2/1 Tuesday private dances. Due to the recent developments, I decided to visit on a Friday evening to see the best of the best lineup.

There was nothing to note other than the new waitress/manager was busy and attentive.

The girls were about average and one Asian girl tried to give a Trinity-like stage show but fell far short; her show was a joke, really, compared to Trinity. The DJ kept trying to be cool and you could tell he was a hipster just trying to get laid by the dancers. The Asian had a decent enough body to buy dances but approached me with the Seattle "wanna dance" line, so I declined. She exhibited permanent resting "bitch face" to a T even after getting tipped generously at the stage. She called a couple of Mexicans "cheap" for tipping a few of dollars each. Wow...

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