Disappointing visit

Thought I would give this club a try. I was told this club was the cream of the crop for Cleveland and that this cities options were slim. Here's the rundown $20 floor dance. $100 3 dances in private. $150 15 min private room. $300 30 min private room and an hour option for over $400.

First of all talent level was mediocer. Most of these dancers were 3-7 and no 9 or 10. Most were out of shape and by that I mean fat and several were a little older and showing signs of it. I sat at the bar and waited 15 min for my first drink order to be taken. It was once again frustrating getting the bartenders attention when I attempted to order a meal.

For whatever reason I had to get up and walk upstairs in order to fulfill my obligation to one particular dancer in getting a few floor lap dances. There was no touching and she mostly air danced around me saying it was against the rules to grind. The music was entirely to loud and was blasting through to small of speakers to handle the force of which they pushed this music through right above my head. I could not understand most of what she said to me. This was a disappointing venture. Wish I had something better to say. This is not an establishment I would take another shot at.