Poor Man's Version of Follies

I have found Porthole Pub to be very reliable through the years. The club is located in a strip mall and is located very close to I-95. Parking was free, there was no admission charge in the afternoon, and the beer was $4. There were six dancers- 5 black, great bodies, and average looks. Upon sitting at the bar, I was approached by one of the dancers. I have always found the dancers to be personable. Within five minutes of entering the club, I was asked to do a $25 dance.

These dances are the equivalent of the expensive VIP rooms at other clubs. I could have waited for the 2 for $25 that the DJ announces quite frequently, but I wanted a quick fun time. Anyways, I got 3 dances and left a very happy man. I spent less than $100 for my visit. I do not always get dances when I visit because the vampiness is sometimes low. When I do get dances here, I have never been disappointed- similar to Follies. Thus, I have titled my review "Poor Man's Version of Follies."