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Mixed emotions

I played whale today with the best looking dancer in the club. She was on stage when I arrived. I tipped her well and she stopped by my booth. I bought her a drink and then we…

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Are strippers' boyfriends really that stupid?

From January to March I enjoyed a number of dates, including four sleepovers at her place, with my ATF, who had starting dating an ex-con on home detention in his mom's trailer. (True story!) On our January date,…

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First ATF Confusion

Hello, I'm new to the site but have enjoyed reading so far. I have a question/situation and wanted some feedback. I visited SC's off and on throughout my 20's, then spent my 30's in a long-term relationship, now…

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Lucy Pinder's Boobiest Shoot Ever

One of my all-time favorite Page 3 girls is the curvaceous Lucy Pinder. Here she is in a photoshoot for Nuts magazine in 2013: http://your-daily-girl.com/2013/02/lucy-pinders-boobiest-shoot-every-for-nuts-magazine/ A stripper who looked like Lucy would drain my wallet (among other things)! Vital stats from boobpedia.com: Personal Also…

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Stripper Chips

You can't eat just one. https://www.reviewjournal.com/entertainment/food/how-you-can-get-chips-shaped-like-strippers-in-las-vegas/

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Nice to visit, I wouldn't want to live there.

Went to the club on a weekday evening while out of town for work. Overall the club was in a decent part of town and seemed safe. Upon entry I was treated nicely, and given…

Rumors

Forest Park, Georgia

No more steer stein.and fein

It was the first time I've been here since the old Crazy Horse club. The layout with the bar and stages looked exactly the same. Back in the day I had some really…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Middle of the road

This place is great if you don't want to go to a strict bar where you will get yelled at for touching the dancers or if you don't want to go to a complete brothel.…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Prices changed

Well, it looks like the $10 dances are gone. However, they have increased the time that 2-1s exist, they are now 12-2 every day including Fri and Sat, and I think 7-8 also. There's also…

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ripoff massage http://muskegon.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/beware-of-this-girl-is-

Report AdBeware of this girl is ripoff cash and dash scheme with 2 men and illeagal drugs guy n rented camaro - 31 Posted: Wednesday, June 7, 2017 10:58 PM Beware of this girl is ripoff cash and dash scheme with 2…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Very Chill Vibe

I'm not sure if it was just because it was not crowded at all, but it had one of the most comfortable vibes I've had in a club. I hate the pushy places that just…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Getting Better....

The Millstream has long been my go-to club for a relaxed atmosphere, good food, (relatively) cheap drinks, and mostly naked chicks. Over the past year, however, the club had been going down hill, as far…

Sky International Exotic Cabaret

Wilmington, California

Better than in 2016

I went back to see if things had changed. Not a whole lot. Some familiar girls and some new ones. Nina and Blossom still there. And a cauc blond named Lena. All got those…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

New Ownership

I'm not a regular visitor of this club but I do get in here about once a year. It has been my favorite in the Washington park area for years. The club itself has always…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Not a viable nner Room alternative

My 1st Cocoa clubbing experience was Cheater's years ago. Went a few times. Always underwhelming. I'm an afternoon shift guy. And there's typically only a handful of girls on staff. Usually no dancer above a…

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Things strippers say

What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard a stripper say? Here's mine. Video girl and I were pre sex chilling on the bed. I was smoking weed and she was laying there looking fuckable. Out of the blue…

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Laura Cartier is a little shy

Laura Cartier is a glamorous Gallic gal, previously unknown to me, with nice big French funbags: http://www.egoallstars.com/2017/06/play-hide-the-nipple-with-laura-cartier (14 pics)

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@TUSCL: Behold Your Hero VinceyGirl Michaels!

He lies about military service and whacks off to underage girls in swimsuit competitions!

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Dallas 2AMer.

Dallas police are now investigating their 73rd murder of the year. One of two men shot in the parking lot of a strip club died this morning. The shooting happened around 4 a.m. at the Dallas Cabaret strip club off of…

The Getaway Lounge

Plymouth, Pennsylvania

Not bad, not superb

Usually end up going here every so often, so I know the random days of the month or times of the year ensure a good variation for this review. Drink prices $: Very fair, always at…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Late night first time couple loved it

Wife and I decided to visit a club together for the first time tonight. And we sure are happy we picked Tattletales. My wife was worried the girls would be too pushy but they were…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

1st Time Visit

I checked in on a Sunday afternoon. The parking lot is small. I showed the cashier an instagram ad and got in with an affordable $5 cover charge. Once I found a decent spot…

Starz

Gardena, California

On the come up

Starz is looking back on the come up as far as dancers are concern. Going here and seeing the girls on there IG page (Instagram for you OGs out there) and you'll find something you…

Silver Slipper Saloon

Ottawa, Illinois

Good place for a beer and watching....dont bother woth dances

I stopped here after work and was hoping to find a gem in the middle if no where. I was optimistic driving into the parking lot due to the size kf the club and the…

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Great time and hit dancers

This place was awesome. I don't visit too many clubs but this one was great. The girls were friendly and like contact. I had some dances from Diamond and she was all about contact and…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Friday Night

Normally i go on Saturday not Friday. Surprisngly i didnt see any of the usuals.maybe they dont do Fridays? 10 girls top. All white. Stayed there 3 hours and no girl came up to me…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

underwhelmed

About 7:00 on a Saturday night, I thought it should be close to prime time? A little early but not that much. Only one of their two stages was in use. I think I counted…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Great time out

Won't find me out at the clubs much...but i do partake every once in a while. Went on a holiday thursday, relatively quiet inside, handful of dancers handful of pervs chilling, lot of in and…

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Work Cation- cautions??

Like many of you on this board I travel frequently for work. Recently, I've had a couple of dancers I connect with ( different cities) hint that it would be cool if they could travel with me to (…

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Work Cation- cautions??

Like many of you on this board I travel frequently for work. Recently, I've had a couple of dancers I connect with ( different cities) hint that it would be cool if they could travel with me to (…

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Best slacks? Pantses for Dantses ...

Hey, anyone got recommendations for what type of trousers to wear for best lap-dancing experience? This has probably been discussed many times before, but, since I'm planning on returning to the Tampa-bay area lap-dancing "scene" for the first time in…

Hoops

New York, New York

Solid experience once again

Arrived in town pretty late but wasn't ready to shut down for the night so swung by Hoops in hopes of seeing my new favorite red head. Unfortunately she wasn't there, but I have to…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Professional, Friendly, and Cheap

I went at 5pm on a Wednesday. There were maybe 9-10 patrons and around 6-7 girls. They were wearing lingerie. They skill seemed okay, nothing too amazing. Bouncer seemed friendly and I got a $1 corona…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Room for improvement

I went here late on a Thursday night, probably around 1:30 with a couple of friends. My friend got us in for free, so that was a plus. Other than that, we were basically ignored…

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Tampons Use for Strippers

The other night nice OTC stripper came over took her panties off and then said "oh shit forgot I had a tampon on, I'm not on my period I use it to keep dry. Truth is we do get wet…

The Palace

Frankfurt, Germany

Good times to be had!

Visited on a Tue & Wed nights. As most reviews have already stated, payed 75euro to enter. Showered and changed into my robe and slippers. Took a seat at the bar, and…

The Men's Club

Mexico City, Ciudad de México

Decent place but ain't no zona rosa

I was in town with some friends for a boys trip. This being Mexico, our expectations were high for mileage in the strip clubs. I should start out by saying upfront if you…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

Good time

I have been to Sirens several time over the years. I got there at about 5:00 Pm on a Tuesday. The cover charge changes up and down, but this night it was $12…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

Tuesday Afternoon

Went here on a tuesday afternoon. It has been several months since my last visit because of the upcharge in pd. Showed up around 4. After the bouncer checked my ID but didnt scan it…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Some good some not

Been to PHC last Wednesday. Was there from 4pm-10pm. Not as great as my previous visits. Had a couple of VIPs with Taylor and Holly. It was my first encounter with Taylor. Had a fun…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

Prices going up ?

This place has always been my guilty pleasure. Yes the club is a lil run down, yes the girls are older (35+), and yes the bar tender can push you to buy the girls over…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

Another good visit

Stopped in last Wednesday at about 2 pm. While I try to stop in when I am near by, this is my first review in a while. The biggest change since that review is that…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Good time

Had a layover, stopped in for a few beers. Surprised at how many girls were there, club had a good crowd. Great food and the girls were mostly pretty hot. Dances are standard $30, security…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Nice girls but a lack a variety

Club Vibe: Music selection was great. Nothing to complaint as far as cleanliness. The vibe was very chill. Dancers: Apparently all the girls were Cuban. I went with a few friends and we all noticed how…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Great Place if you are Master of your Domain

I realize that only men of a certain age will appreciate the Seinfeld reference. But guys in their 20s and 30s should be out chasing civilian pussy in nightclubs, bars, or Tinder (or whatever…

DV8

Portland, Oregon

Great place to hang out

Ginger, Winter and Nina are all smoking hot!! Enjoyed my brief time in the club, had a couple beers and went home. Will go back for sure. Ginger is smoking hot redhead with…

Delilah's Den Atlantic City

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Some of the best looking dancers...

Some of the best looking dancers I've seen in AC, but too loud and overpriced for my taste Came here on a Friday night after a random trip to AC for my friend's birthday party and…

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Best city of industry LA area clubs?

I don't get to go to the clubs much and am making a trip next couple weeks to the city of industry. I'll be honest, I'm looking for mileage most, prefer a hot girl(s) and low price but also like…

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Lowes moving 120 jobs to Bangalore

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/business/article154829054.html?#emlnl=Afternoon_Newsletter Where are the movers when you need them?

Thee Dollhouse

Tampa, Florida

Nice look but dont touch place

This is across from the Marriott and close to the airport for those that like to kill some time. When you walk in there is a vip type area on the left side of…

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

Real deal strip club

So after visiting three busted clubs I finally came to scores. Non matter where you are in the country scores doesn't disappoint. It was a rocky start but I got lucky and found…

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

Burgers and Breasts

It has been far too long since I've been out clubbing. I've been a homebody for about a month due to recently getting my girls enhanced and recovering, and I eventually got withdrawal from tits…

Pony

Memphis, Tennessee

Latin fun

The Pony is not the Purple Church. However, the laws in Memphis have loosened at least a little since the mass shutdown years ago. After trying one or two girls in single song fprmat, I…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Decent time

I took an Uber here after a night of drinking at a friends house. Needed to see some T and A but was hoping for some extra fun too :) I got to the door…

Second and third time.

Since my first review of Lido, I've been back twice. Meatpacking location and Times Square. The Meatpacking location was very nice though a little out of the way. But it felt like the type of…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Thusday at LS

Well...I thought I would give LS a try after a long absence. Club layout and fees have been talked about before...so I won't get into it. The dancers this afternoon were just OK...nothing…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Good, But not as good as normal

The St. James is my most common club. I stopped by late on a Tuesday afternoon two weeks ago for a visit. The first thing that I noticed is that the parking lot…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

Hasn't changed much

After taking some time off the club scene, I decided to pay a visit to one of my old time favorites. Funny how little things change. Same gravel parking lot with cameras, cover price…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

More dancers than customers

I rarely visit a club this late, but made a visit after midnight. There was a $15 cover, not sure if it was for parking and entrance, but it was $15. Got in…

Solid Gold

London, Ontario

Slow Night

Was at the club last week on Thursday, was pretty dead inside, maybe half a dozen other customers and around ten dancers working. This place is hit or miss from Monday to Thursday on…

Spearmint Rhino

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Repeat Visitor

I've been to the Rhino several times on business trips. Every time I see new girls, but then again I'm only going on weekdays, so I may just be catching shifts differently. I'm…

Private Eyes

St. Catharines, Ontario

Expectations...

Ok... So, I'm a long time veteran of Niagara Region clubs. My parents took me here for my first drink, and lap dance when I was 17. Weird, I know. But…

Whiskey Vixens

Cheektowaga, New York

Below average club

I went here on a Saturday night and was less than impressed. They charged $20 to walk in the door and the dancers were not very hot or friendly. I was there for about 45…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Fun for all

Went there in Saturday and my friend and I had a great time. We got there about 11 and there were 4 dancers on stage and another 6 or so walking around the room talk…

Centerfolds Cabaret

Pleasantville, New Jersey

Weekdays

This remains my favorite spot in the area to go during the day. There are typically 4 or more dancers after 2pm - some old, familiar faces and also some new ones. Most of the…

Candy House Cabaret

Wynantskill, New York

Got the job done

I got here just after opening and there was only one other patron there besides me. None of the dancers were ready yet so I spent some time talking to the bartender. Overall I liked…

Candy Cat Too

Winnetka, California

Small Dive Bar

This is a small dive bar and the patrons are similar to one. You can find couples, older men, and your average random guy there to see some titties. There is no cover charge and…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

Another night in Cali Girls

Decided to stop by after hanging out in Cafe Lu down the street. Got to the club around 10 pm and parking was full, luckily some spot opened up and didn't wait long. Payed my…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

lap dance factory

this place is small...there is little room to maneuver around chairs tables and stage. the dance room is bigger but booths are not comfortable at all...the whole place is uncomfortable i think to get people…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Worth it!

This is my first time actually going on a Friday, it was one of the best times I've had here at the Admiral. From the time I stepped in, the bouncer asked if I want…

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Destination cities - Food / Clubs

I have a milestone birthday coming up and looking for some recommendations on cities that have couple friendly topless or nude clubs and a good restaurant scene. New Orleans, Dallas, Austin, and Philly are already contenders but looking for other cities…

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Is Dougster now going to call people pornosexuals?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4577964/What-Pornosexual-one.html

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Why would you put a wrench on your penis?

http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/06/dentist-helps-remove-mans-penis-from-wrench-after-all-other-efforts-failed-6688298/?utm_source=fark&

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Emelia Paige cooks topless

Well, she doesn't "cook" per se, but she is topless (from pic 7 on) and in a kitchen: http://www.egoallstars.com/2017/05/emelia-paige-topless-in-the-kitchen (20 pics) This is how I want my women to be dressed when they cook for me. When my ATF fixes breakfast…

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Bella Thorne is essentially topless

I don't know who this Bella Thorne chick is, though according to the IMDb, I've seen her in 2 of her 65 acting credits: the movie "Blended" and the HBO series "Big Love". Here she is fashionably undressed…

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Do The Cavs Win Tonight?

Or are they toast? Either way JR Smith and Shumpy can light up a doobie after the game in the locker room.

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Q For Bitcoin Investers

So I've been getting caught up on the theory of Bitcoin lately, and even made a moderate investment in a competing cryptocoin. My question though to those who know the space well is: What would happen if a government were to…

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Longest legs in the US

I don't know if she holds the official record, and there's a Russian or Ukrainian who does officially hold the title for Longest Legs in the World, but this American college coed is sexy AF https://www.instagram.com/chasekennedy_/?hl=en

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What's With All The Threads About Dating Strippers Lately?

We've always know that your average TUSCLer (see my earlier thread with the definition) is pretty pathetic. But, guys, seriously, time to get your heads screwed on at least a bit straighter.

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Papi Chulo Mode (white girl edition)

https://www.instagram.com/p/BUfJJgollSV/?taken-by=only1jshea&hl=en I've been always at exactly the type of ass Papi likes. Does she fit your ass standards Papi? Her name is Jenna Shea

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Westminster, California

OK

Have been to this club several times over the past 4 years. One day I went in during the day shift, and had a ton of traffic from San Diego all the way to Westminster.…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Tried and true

This club has been one my favorites for a while now and almost always comes through. I ended up going on a Sunday night with low expections but knowing from past experiences that there would…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not bad for last call

I hit up purple orchid this past Saturday at close to 1:30 AM after a long night of drinking. I was just looking for a quick release. I went in and ordered a beer. Within…

The Pony

McClure, Illinois

Best night in a while

Ok this was my second visit and I must say, eventhough there were only 3 dancers they where seriously hot. Candy, Arson, and Winter. My first visit the girls were confused on how to dance…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

Hidden gem

Having been to the Filly Corral multiple times I would describe it as a hidden gem. It's pretty out of the way but close to the highway. Interior is pretty nice considering the location but…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Patience is rewarded

I finally got myself to the famous HiLiter Club. It's not easy to get to if you don't have a car - I had to take an Uber to/from my airport-area hotel, and it's a…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Pleasantly Surprised

I'm from the West coast, and was in St Louis for work. I was looking for something to do, and my coworker and I found out there are no strip bars in Missouri, so we…

Gold Club Topless

Lomita, California

Good fun depending who is working

This place has black and latina girls on the thick side. There can be drama going on. You see girls get dressed and have to leave for conduct, fights over stealing customers, or getting…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

Fun Neighborhood Hangout

Easy to find - safe environment, neighborhood friendly. Could be a sports bar or local hangout, just with sexy half naked ladies. Overall it scores solid marks on the important things -- clean,…

Club 1245

Tallmadge, Ohio

Manage expectations

Had some time last week so decided to stop by and see if anything worthwhile at 1245. Was here last a couple months ago and got lucky, there was a couple of lookers. A…

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is it possible to find a 'decent' girl in a club?

Ok so I'm new here I just discovered this site but I'm definitely not new to the SC scene. Been going to several different clubs for years and everything that I've learned I did on my own but there was…

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The important public service of strippers

There are stories in the news all the time about desperately horny PLs who get themselves in legal trouble for doing shit that any average mileage strip club would allow. This is the latest story. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4579498/Paramedic-inappropriately-touched-seizuring-teen-s-breast.html I adore giant…

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Who's the best?

I am thinking about relocating to either Atlanta or New Orleans? which has the better clubs? I am a dayshift girl btw? for those who have been to either place please help me out. I worked Black / mixed clubs so…

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Who's the best?

I am thinking about relocating to either Atlanta or New Orleans? which has the better clubs? I am a dayshift girl btw? for those who have been to either place please help me out. I worked Black / mixed clubs so…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Pretty good time

I enjoyed my first night there. Found a cute latina and liked her sexy fucking lap dance. Got really freaky after a few dances. But what I don't like is that the girls are really…

Tracks Tavern

Massillon, Ohio

Tracks

Showed up on an afternoon after work. There were 5 girls working and about 10 customers. There was one really nice looking girl, although it wouldn't have hurt her to smile. She came over shortly…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

The McDonalds of Strip Clubs

Okay everybody knows from other reviews that this place is HUGE. Its nice too, clean, good food and pretty good waitress service. My first visit during my week in Florida was on Monday, late afternoon.…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

rainy night hot club

Plenty of free parking,took advantage of happy hour,half price drinks and food b4 6pm.The best time was around 8PM there were 8 girls on stage at once.Parade wasn't too bad,just stood back a little…

The Pony Indy

Indianapolis, Indiana

Not my Cup of Tea

The good: Busted Knuckle (and others) on tap for $4. I also happened to see an old favorite from another club who I hadn't seen in a long time, and she still looked great.…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Disappointed.

Went with 3 other friends on a Saturday night around 10:00 pm. Easy to park and headed to the front door. Then it went downhill from there. The cover charge was $20. I…

Late Night Pub

Tallmadge, Ohio

Still no reason to visit

Why do I do this to myself? Because I'm already in the Akron Red Light Zone, and this place is a convenient stop. My last visit was on a Sunday night. I was the only patron and…

Tex-Mex Lounge

Edinburg, Texas

2nd Time Was Better

I was really surprised to find a decent place in this part of town. My first trip there was almost a year ago. My most recent trip was last week. The parking…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

great time if it wasn't so packed

I went back to Synn even though the last time I visited it was way too packed. Same result this time as it was packed Saturday evening where no seats were available and had to…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Seems to be getting worse

Stopped by Sparky's this past Saturday afternoon, about 5 girls on shift. When I walked in I was approached by a white female named Tiffany who sat down and talked for 5 minutes and then…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Slow Saturday

Stopped by Scores on Saturday evening around 7. It was very quiet outside. I self parked the car in the parking lot across the club. Surprising, valet didn't ask for money. Paid the cover and…

Sammy's on the Island

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Not worth the time

Stopped by at 4pm on a Tuesday. Two good things. No cover and beers were only 3.50 or a buck of 4 for 10. So a decent place to grab a drink. But if ur…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Git 'er done

I was in town for work, and heard good things about this place. And when I say good things, I mean bad things. ;) And it did not disappoint. Don't come here looking for the…

Pure Gold

Oakville, Ontario

Pure Gold Tuesday afternoon 6/6/2017

Pure Gold Tuesday afternoon 6/6/2017 3rd year I have noted address is wrong on their website which I always mention to the gals. The site says Windor when its Royal Windsor Dr.…

Penthouse Club Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Whatever

I was in the area after conducting business and I decided to stop by Penthouse since I used to work there 7-8 years ago when it first opened. One thing that I wasn't a fan…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Going downhill

Stopped by Oasis while in the area. This place has been a regulars club for a while however there were always a few girls that were hot enough that were not with a regular…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Much better the second time around

I visited this club once before and came away a little underwhelmed based on its previous reputation- this time it lived up to the hype. I made it to the club between 10 and 11PM…

Misty's at Drunk Horse Pub

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Best Daytime Club in Fayetteville

Alright, this is the first real review of the Drunk Horse Pub in Fayetteville. Before we get to what I found there, perhaps some history is in order. For those PL's who can…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Bummed Again by the KoD "Mafia"

Yet another visit with no private dance action. The club is fine, decorated and laid out well well enough. The girls do well enough on their fully nude stage dances, but then hang out only…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Be careful out there

I recently posted a review of Jen's so I probably won't get my membership extended for this one, but no matter. This is more of a head's up to everyone who clubs in Akron, along…

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, Illinois

Trouble with a capitol T

Was bored and stopped in at J's to see if they had what the doctor ordered. A few girls working, but I noticed that Trouble is back. She got suspended from another club…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Special Event nights

The stories that the club has not been as good since they added alcohol last year are true, but in the last 6 months or so things have begun to pick up again, in my…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Meh

I hadn't been to Imperial in years... before the big remodel. The old setup was sketchy with all of us PLs lined up around the peninsula stage. New one reminds me of Deja Vu in…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Meh

I stopped into the Gold Club for the first time a few Thursdays ago. The club is very professional and the actual place itself is pretty nice. As it's been stated before, there are two…

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

Another nice visit

I have reviewed this club before, so if you need the details of the physical layout of the club, feel free to read those. The club looks nice with ample parking. The bathroom was actually…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Case of the Mondays

Had some time to kill, so stopped by Follies Monday night around 10:30. Parked across street, so didn't pay valet. No line tonight, which was a relief. Got the pat down and paid $10…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies

My last visit to Follies I was finally able to arrive early enough to park myself without valet. Same old pat down to get in and try to find a high chair which are usually…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Came excited, left dissapointed

A few years back I used to frequent this club maybe 4-5 times a year. Its been a while since i've been back because I moved. Stopped by early Tuesday evening because I…

The Pony

Peoria, Illinois

Decent Joint in a little town

Here on business, and figured why not. Rolled in around 2 or so pm and there were a few "usuals" hanging around eating lunch. I was immediately approached by a pretty, blonde spinner who was…

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, Ohio

Good and bad and bad

I've actually had good luck at this place after reentering the club scene. I've had some memorable experiences in the back, including one with a petite gal named Tatiana who squeaked every time she got…

The Diamond Lodge

Rootstown, Ohio

ABIGAIL MAC in NEO!!!!

I made yet another visit to the Diamond Lodge to see one of their feature performers from the adult film world. This time I was lucky enough to see Abigail Mac. The club…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

First World Problems

I have been trying to avoid Diamond Dolls, but I have been largely unsuccessful. It's not that I don't like DD, it's exactly the opposite. I love this place, but I have been…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

not good

Paid $10 cover Monday night. Sat at the bar and looked around. There was absolutely nothing at the Criket this night worth talking to let alone getting dances from. The main draw is the no…

Condor Club

San Francisco, California

Booze and Boobs

Made a trip to the North Beach area with a friend a few weeks ago and ended up spending a good amount of time at the Condor. We started at Centerfolds since they offered free…

Club 412 Gentlemen's Club

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

Club erotica

I went to club erotica on a Thursday night after got out of work. I work close by and have always been thinking of stopping in. The price was okay, $25 included an open bar.…

Club Boom Boom

Akron, Ohio

Nice Place

So Club Boom Boom decided to open as a strip club? I'm not surprised, and it's probably a good idea. Here's the backstory on this place. This is the old Paragon Pub, a popular neighborhood place.…

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Biggest impression you ever made on a stripper.

One of my favorite ones was the time we were doing OTC at my house and she opened the refrigerator door and was totally shocked to find it stocked with food. Her words "WOW". :)

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OTC fun vs ITC

Curious how many of my fellow PLs more appreciate their first time ITC fuck with a babe 20 years their junior Vs. Their first time OTC fuck with the same or similar younger babe? Two very different scenarios,…

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LDK

Something I've wondered whenever I hear a story of LDK. How the fuck does a guy jizz his pants from a lapdance? Seriously. I have to be really into a girl emotionally, as well as literally into a girl's pussy,…

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"AMPs" and "Lingerie Shows"

How many of you have visited a full service massage parlor. There are many choices both asian and others. What about "Lingerie Shows" I have been in cities where they are all over the place and have had discussions with dancers that…

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Video that broke the Internet: bustaceous Samantha brushes her teeth

You guys are long overdue for a topless toothbrushing video or two (0:30 each): http://www.break.com/video/ugc/busty-samantha-brushes-her-teeth-388429 http://www.break.com/video/ugc/busty-samantha-s-glorious-wet-boobs-390713 Warning! Big wet wobbly bazooms with large areolas -- not recommended for fags! You're welcome!

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New article posted earlier today.

For anybody interested.

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Man Arrest For Oral Sex At McDonalds

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/indecent-exposure/mcdonalds-lewdness-294031 It doesn't say if he was getting a BJ or he was licking some snatch. Either way - I bet this guy was having more fun during his McDonalds experience than CrazyJoe does.

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I have seen a lot of Dakota Sky pornos. She is a cute little thing.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/domestic-battery-bust-for-adult-actress-890374?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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OT: Planning ahead

In the past I would have a hard time lasting as long as I wanted to during sex, maybe 5 min of penetration. I'm young enough where I can recover pretty quickly and be ready in 5 min or so.…

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Vinny Twat

Today is the anniversary of D-Day,were you there also?

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vinceygirl michaels: Lies about Military Service; Whacks off to Underage Girls i

And that dickbreath Neanderthal is your hero TUSCL! Lol!

Word of Advice for Online Shoppers

LE stings and rip-offs are way to common. We miss the charm of brick and mortar establishments where the Madam would put a parade in your honor. Since the business moved online there's no choice but to adapt to the system of no returns policy and the traps looking to chain your rocks if you raise your guns in salutation. 0. Go to Mexico or Thailand or Europe. Otherwise go to a reviewed website or services, that have been around for sometime. Unless you want to really take some risk. 1. Reverse image search. If you are a Backpage lurker or a rubmap squatter this is the first thing to do. Chrome give a default right click option (right click on image)…

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Recommendation on Strippers for a Bachelor Party in Atlantic City, NJ

Hi all, I'm throwing a Bachelor Party for my friend in Atlantic City this summer. Must of the Clubs in the area are not good so in the past we had our own dancers come to the hotel.…

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Good news for all who are in the global warming camp

The opposing group who say that solar cycles will cause global cooling and crop failures say it should be colder by 2019 and or 2020. I think I heard even 2017 wasn't supposed to be as hot as…

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Video that broke the Internet: big-breasted Brit babe Beth Lily

I've never heard of her, but da-yum: http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/beth-lilys-boobs-are-out-of-control_87236.html (2:30)

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rickdugan is Gay!

Title says it all! Lol!

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Would You Really Ever Date A Stripper?

Hypothetical question of course... I remember getting sucked in a few times to the lust of a stripper. I sometimes wonder, if I wasn't married would I really have dated her? Both instances the stripper was actually 3 years…

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Prepaying for lap dance

If a dancer ask you to pay in advance, it means: She thinks you are broke Doesn't want to dance with you Doesn't trust you You should walk away

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Add Club to Hotlist?

With this new format, how do you add a club to your Hotlist? There used to be a button on the club's page, but I can't find it anymore. I'd search the forum to see if the question…

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Kissing girls chest/back area during table dances

Do you ever(or always) kiss a girls upper back, upper front, neck area while getting table dances? I do this if I like the girl. Mostly pecks along her back as she is facing away from me and grinding. Sometimes the…

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Most LDKs

What's the most times you've LDKed in one visit and with how many dancers?

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Best Strip Club for Couples

My new girl is a bit on the wild side. She wants to go to a strip club and she is open to anything that may go down. What's the best club in north Jersey or Manhattan for couples? We're…

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Suburban Philly/Horsham Area

Any clubs in this area good for extras? Doesn't sound like Double Visions is what I am looking for so if there are others close to there, please let me know.

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PL vs Creep

What's the difference between a PL and a creep?

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Compliments form strippers & OTC, How often?

Goosman's post "Am I Willing to Risk it All?" made me wonder: How often do strippers act like they really like you during a dance? When a stripper compliments you or acts like she's really into you, how often is it just…

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Next Moves

You went to a club and had a good time with one of the best looking girls there. Get a few private dances. A lot of contact, your hands are free to roam wherever you desire She sits with you…

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Wish she worked at my favorite club. :)

http://www.xnxx.com/video-ean5tff/gozada

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Big Mack Atack

I ate a Big Mac and it gave me hella shits. I was in the shower and shit got everywhere. I think I will install a garbage disposal in the shower. This will help with clean up on case of…

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vincemichaels is a Dickbreath Neanderthal!

Title says it all! Lol!

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rickdugan is a Homosexual!

Title says it all! Lol!

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OT: one last try at my anonlvone question!

Will I get a brilliant answer? Probably not, but this is fun. You don't seem to get my question anonlvone. I never asked for evidence that Hillary ordered her squad of ninja assassins kill Seth Rich. I asked why you are spending…

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1% biker gangs and clubs

Thoughts and experiences? I guess the stereotypical gang members at strip clubs are from street gangs like Bloods or Crips or whatever. We also know that the mafia owns (or at least historically owned) a lot of clubs. But 1%er…

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Hmm - I had not noticed

Articles can now be sorted by last comment (whereas before the newest posted articles were always at the top) - good job Founder.

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Air is fresh

Have you noticed how fresh the air in here is, haven't seen or heard from txtittydouchester in ages They finally dropped dead from sucking each other's dick. Rumour has it douchester choked. Long may those 2…

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Tuscl Mystey Time

Someone shit in the kitchen sink and the garbage disposal is broken... Who was it?

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Am I Willing to Risk it All?

So after about a year of clubbing, it finally happened to me, I fell in lust. I have a default mental setting that everything a dancer tells you is a lie. They're not all lies, but it's just safer that…

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Video that broke the Internet: big-breasted Czech chica Connie Carter

My new discovery of the day: Connie Carter (real name Anna Kolářová). What a babe! Trigger warning for homos: 34D breastesses! http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/stunning-connie-nude_81603.html (2:20) Personal Also known as: Anna, Conie, Connie, Connie Lior, Conny, Conny Carter, Josephine, Mary Grey, Muriel, Roselyne A,…

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Video that broke the Internet: Tiffany oils up her boobs

I could watch Tiff oil up the girls all day. Don't judge me, man! http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/tiffany-thompson-oils-up-her-boobs_80904.html (1:25)

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Sex in the Champagne Room Video

Below is a link to the best Champagne Room Sex Video I have encountered: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1910988579 Anybody ever run across a better one? If so, attach the link! Do we think this is staged or legit??

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OT: let's try the anonlvone question again

You clearly like to take a lot of time writing detailed posts justifying you point of view and I'm sure there are people on here who appreciate it. But for me the ace questions are: 1. Are you actually trying to convince…

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tijuana zona norte club labels in the strip club list.

on the list of clubs it notes "brothel" or "full nude" or "adult entertainment" on each club heading. as far as i know all the tj zona norte clubs are not brothels. the description "adult entertainment" or bar would…

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Would you wear these? If so where? I'll pass!

https://heatst.com/culture-wars/those-who-dare-to-criticize-ugly-lace-shorts-for-men-are-being-slammed-as-intolerant/

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Solid Gold Ft. Lauderdale re-opening

Solid Gold, formerly of Oakland Park, is re-opening as Thee Solid Gold of Ft. Lauderdale, with a Pompano Beach address. They are advertising theme rooms, a sky bar, and even a jacuzzi. While I'm looking forward to seeing…

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vinceygirl michaels is a Dickbreath Neanderthal

Title says it all! Lol!

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Is Dad Detachment a Development Factor for Stippers?

Many of us have had a sense there is some kind of link between ineffective fathering and daughters becoming strippers. Now there's a study out showing a link between detached dads and risk taking girls. According to the study and…

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Strip Club Bathrooms

Why do a lot of strip clubs have crappy bathrooms. I think all business, not just restaurants, impress customers with nice bathrooms. If a strip club has a nice bathroom, the customer may want to stay longer.

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Good to be Back

Hey my fellow mongers - Wanted to drop a line and say hello, I'm back. I am off of my hiatus from clubs (was burned out, dating civis). I made a successful return to one of my favorite…

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Instagram Game

I got a dancer's Instagram account. I'm one of only three followers (she's new). It's the stripper's account, not the real her, so the point of it is to get schmucks into the club. How can I circumvent that and…

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Is twice a week club visits excessive?

How often do you usually go? I'm pretty loyal to one club only, I like it that way. But I've thought about cutting it back to once a week but then my ATF bugs me to come in. And is…

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Maher, Griffin, Colbert: Anti-Trump comedians are a having really bad moment

I hope I don't fall into this category the Washington Post just had as it's headline. Sorry for not including a link. Maybe SJG will be kind enough to attach it here. Thanks for all your support SJG. The link you…

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#1 reason strippers will say is why they didn't return your texts/calls.

1) lost my cell phone.

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Civilian GF/Wife vs Strippers

I've heard some people on here say having a girlfriend or wife is more expensive than going to strip clubs/fucking strippers. They say that's one of the reasons they prefer being single and going to SCs as opposed to be…

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Anybody use a service to call strippers for a Bachelor's party

http://www.hbstrippers.net/ This is one of a few offering to send strippers over to you for reasonable prices. Anyone ever use this or can provide some insight into how the experience was?

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vinceygirl michaels is a Piece of Shit for Lying that He Served in the Military

What a dumb fag that dickbreath Neanderthal is.

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RickDugan is a Gay Cocksucker!

Title says it all! Lol!

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Fuck you bitches

I am shitting at McD's

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Boston Backpage Sting

This is why I stick to strip clubs for adult entertainment. https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2017/06/01/high-ranking-court-official-swept-prostitution-sting/YRGG05aelFt4pKECJDhbbM/story.html

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Best place for extras in Philly area?

Hey all, I used to love going to Oasis and getting a little bit of everything, but now that place is shot. Any other recommendations? I'm not talking a HJ. I'm talking all the way (I like to throw…

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Road Trip down to Charleston, any SC destination recommendations along the way

I'm taking a road trip from NYC all the way down to Charleston. I mean the intent is to check out national parks such as Shenandoah and Congaree. However, I wouldn't mind checking out other wonders the US has to…

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San Francisco and San Jose

I'm headed west... Looking at the reviews in the San Francisco and San Jose area, I'm guessing I'll have to pay a lot. Any advice from the regulars? Should I save my stripper $$$ for when I'm back in the south…

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Its my PL theme song...

Getting ready to go out tonight, listening to my favorite Liberace tune, "You're just in love". Well I tried..

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vincemichaels Lied About Military Service; Needs To Apologize

To TUSCL and to veterans who actually did serve.

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Rub maps

Is there a way to read reviews in run maps for free? Really need to read a few reviews for this Asian massage parlor by my house. Saw one of the girls that works there last night and she was…

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Emotionally attached to ATF....Now what?

I was told my self that I would never be the guy to fall in love with a stripper. A started visiting the strip clubs as an escape from bad relationship. A relationship with a girl that I really loved…

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Atlanta pole dancing

I have a lady friend who expressed interest in going to a strip club and wants to see pole dancing (why are civvie girls always fascinated with pole dancing?). My usual go-to for this would be Oasis but last…

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Masarati or strippers?

So you have been given the opportunity to buy a masarati no loans, straight cash (or bank check) which includes 12 mo full insurance. Gas not included. Yes, you CAN still eat and continue to pay your mortgage as usual. Or…

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What is your favorite saying that pertains to your profession?

My example is this: As a divorce lawyer we often get involved in arguments about who is "better". Whenever one of us is done with the subject we just say to the other side: "Hey, 10's don't…

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How much spending is considered whale power?

So how much money do you have to spend on WOMEN before you're considered a whale? I'm not talking entry fee, tipping employees or buying drinks for yourself. But buying a drink for a particular stripper at HER bequest is perfectly…

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Shamed for "dressing like a stripper"

https://uk.style.yahoo.com/amanda-holden-shamed-dressing-like-stripper-britains-got-talent-semi-final-091855772.html Shamed?!?!?! Hell no, she should be worshipped.

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Dillion Harper seems like she would be a lot of fun.

http://www.xnxx.com/video-6g83uc4/dillion_harper_doing_what_she_does_best

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Was Scarlet worth it?

Name: Scarlet: 20.00/dance Where: Platinum Plus Allentown, dayshift(usually left before 5:00pm) She was a regular who moved away. High-mileage: Nude dances. Groping, DFK, hair pulling, light chocking,…