Did you ever wonder if you got into the wrong occupation?

All the time..def shouldve been a pharmacist.

I think I should have gone the serial killer route, but too late now.

I enjoy owning my own Mixed Martial Arts Academy

I could have been a medical doctor looking at vaginas. I would have been paid for looking at naked women.

I love my job as a FBI (Federal Breast Inspector)

I've often wished I'd have opened in underground Mexican hat dancing ring.

I hear they are quite lucrative. Maybe could have even got out of the basement if I'd done that.

I wish I grew up in California and became a porn star

Body oil boy:

youtube.com

"I coud'a been a contender"

Man whore sounds good but there are just too many guys out there giving it away for free,. :)

^ Not only that, but since it is usually men that pay for sex, most of your clients would be men who are either gay or bi.

I don't think doctors looking at pussy is the right job for any of us-- they're looking at the wrong pussies most of the time. Fat, ugly women, more often than not.

I should have been a high school girl's guidance counselor. Or a photographer for teen beauty pageants. Or a gynecologist who works part time as a strip club DJ.

@Smith has so much experience. He would make a great therapist and counselor for other midlife crisis victims -- men experiencing that sense of dread about their mortality that comes with the aging process.

@warhawks “I've often wished I'd have opened in underground Mexican hat dancing ring.”

when you dream you sure do dream big

Lol @ Warhawks and DoctorPhil!

And yes not just scripts but everything else, those SyFy produced movies are as bad as anything you will ever see.

I believe that most of us have creative talent which we have never developed. Now, in the age of the Internet, is the time to do it.

SJG

^^^^ most people would say being able to navigate in total darkness in a basement is not a talent.