Dive Strip Clubs vs Walmart

I was in Walmart today. You can't buy Campbell's soup any cheaper. The ladies of Walmart could be dancers at dive strip clubs.

Low on funds hit up the wally

I live in Michigan, therefore I have the choice to shop at Meijer instead of Walmart. I prefer to support Michigan-based businesses, first.

Wally World for covers before the club visit. A visit to Wally World just before hitting the local club make those 5's look like 8's.

Here's where Dougster finds his OTC dates.

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com

If I can save a lot of money, I'll visit Walmart. If everyone starts matching walmarts prices, I'll go elsewhere. Walmart no longer has the best prices anymore on several items so I no longer buy as much from them. Plus when they are out of stock on certain items, I have to find them somewhere else if I still want them. Tostitos hamburger pizza, the local Walmart hasn't stocked it in months. They must have every other version of it though. No problem, food lion is closer anyway and may have better prices on some items as well. Walmart has done a lousy job of restocking common items and matching prices around town. It's a far cry from the way I heard Walmart started and got and kept customers. However I don't care to visit more than 2 stores in the area just to save 2 bucks or so. It has to be several dollars or Walmart just doesn't stock it. Yesterday, Walmart had no bread of a certain brand. I'm not sure what their problem is. It wasn't like we had a forecast for snow but they had a big empty shelf in the bread area. That's Walmart.

My local Walmart has a number of college age girls visiting wearing shorts. I'll keep visiting. That's not the reason but it is a plus. I ignore the freaks or try to. Plus the equipment that doesn't work right at checkout or plastic bags that stick together or change machines that don't dispense cash or go out of order if you use a hundred dollar bill and I no longer buy stamps at Walmart after it took about 30 minutes one day. Even though we get frost almost every day in the winter every year, the local Walmart doesn't stock ice scrapers in the car section. I never looked for another car part in the local Walmart again. That's Walmart management. The local manager did call me when I emailed them so they do respond. However that is like helping them and hurting their competition but the old Walmart stocks some items a new store doesn't. Amazon has a lot of ways to hurt Walmart. If not for overall better prices, I wouldn't go there.

Walmart seems to handle potato chips a bit rough, I see their bags look more wrinkled up than other grocery stores and the cashiers aren't always careful either.

I worked at Target for many years...and I endured a LOT of Target brainwashing. So, I consider Walmart the "evil empire." Every time I shop at Walmart I feel dirty. Every time I go to a dive strip club I also feel dirty...but in a good way!

I live in a west coast urban area with no Walmarts. I am not terribly familiar with them since Walmarts are more of a suburban phenomenon.

I did however pick up a woman in a Walmart once while visiting some friends in the south. I had forgotten to pack toothpaste and Google directed me to a Neighborhood Walmart as it was the closest grocery/drug store. I saw a cute mid 20's woman in the junk food aisle and proceeded with an icebreaker of, "I've never been in a Walmart but..." We were fucking less than 4 hours later.

So even people who shop at Walmart long for something better. In this case, I was the something better.

Out here in the sticks we have few if any other choices.

@jackslash
The last time I was in the a walmart because I needed razor blades and it was the closest to my hotel and the women working there could have moonlighted at a farrowing house.
Most of the customers we farrowing sows also. You know there is trouble when there are 15 or so places for the motorized fat carts and most are in use. Walmart is the only place I have ever scene more than 2 or 3 fat carts!

I've never bought anything in Walmart because I don't approve of it, not because I think I am higher class.

As far as dive strip clubs, it depends on how I can relate to the women. If they and I get along, it is fine.

SJG

I was at Wallyworld this morning and bumped into a girl from the local club, with her 87-pound gangbanger-wannabe baby daddy. We recognized each other, but didn't speak.

One of purchases was a pair of Ocean Pacific shorts that should pass muster as clubbing wear... secure pockets, soft material, loose and light, $14. Passed on the Mallomars and nicotine gum, though.

@san_jose_guy “I've never bought anything in Walmart because after the last time I got caught stealing money from my mommy’s purse she always locks it up.”

ftfy

@beekers Walmart did a good job of putting all of the small town local stores out of business, and now Amazon is using the lessons learned, to go after Walmart.
@ TT goes to show you that there are an awful lot of obese people out there in flyover country and they are getting fatter just like Trump snacking on Twinkies sold cheap and KFC

So dougie get caught alive there

I am corn holio! Corn Holio the great! I need tp, tp for my bung hole!

I need wal mart for da tp

There are very few WalMarts in my area. If there was one, I would stop by to see if the folks who shop there really do look like freaks.

For a moment there I thought Dougster was back. If there was ever a guy that needed to learn that less is more it was Mr. Doug. Mr. Dugan is a serious douche but posting Dugan slams every day, as Mr. Doug did, is a bit much.

Dr. Phil’s advice: always leave ‘em wanting more. You’re welcome!

^ Nobody wants your advice or your opinions Phil, so just shush now. People who troll Internet boards are crosses between pedophiles and sociopaths.

RickDugan's advice: Stay away from underage children.