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Cheap extras

I'm talking to a dancer about my blow job requirements. She is willing for the bargain basement price of $125. Before we go back I specify that she must let me cum in her mouth. She stops…

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Is San Jose Guy really Sarasota Guy?

I was at Cheetahs Sarasota earlier this week. The fairly attractive stripper with the questionable breast scars I mentioned was on stage. A super-creepy guy went to the stage and tipped her. It was EXACTLY how I would…

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Police at follies

So, perhaps me not getting out of the house as early as I wanted wasn't such a bad thing considering the 6 Chamblee police cars in the parking lot when I just drove by

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Video that broke the Internet: big-breasted Raquel brushes her teeth

Today, for all you topless toothbrushing fetishists out there (you know who you are), we have this clip of 25-year-old Raquel Stoops brushing her teeth while topless. You might as well turn the volume all the way down --…

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Untypical turn-ons

So we're all turned on by some typical stuff: hot bodies of our preferred types, pretty face, good BJ skills, etc,. What are some of the little things, the untypical, that are turn one? I'll throw out two from recent experience: 1) gloves…

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Weird turnoffs

Do you have any weird turnoffs when it comes to girls? I have a couple. 1. Short socks. I'm fine with long socks on girls, but I absolutely hate short socks on girls. It's a turnoff that I can't explain. I'd rather…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

undecided

Couple of evening visits this month. Seems to be a lot of new dancers floating about. Judging from their stage dances, most appear to be brand new to dancing. I make it…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Casual visit

Stopped by on a random Thursday night. The club was super quiet with never more than 5 guys there the entire time. There were only about the same amount of girls too. Most of…

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Stripper's scars

So there was this hot little spinner. Shadowcat would have loved her. Super thin, but not bony- decent muscle tone. Pretty a-cup tits that felt natural. Weird thing though: She had a scar running vertically from…

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Too Timid to Negotiate

The clubs in my area are no-extras. I've had one dancer bring up extras on her own in several years of frequenting these places, and I've never had one bring up OtC on her own. Does that mean it's off…

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5 New articles

I didn't and still don't have the time to read any of them but FYI there were 5 new articles posted yesterday.

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

One of the best!

Great dances available here, but not all dancers are friendly! Very low pressure club. Still, better than most other clubs. Didn't do VIP or hit the upstairs, so can't really report on that. Every ethnicity…

Red Garter Saloon

Key West, Florida

First Red Garter visit

Stopped in for a short visit while in Key West. Only a 3 dollar cover on a Friday night was nice. Walk in the bouncer does a pat down and a purse search on Females.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

wow over the top

The place was awesome, all kinds of girls and they were friendly. Went in at 1 left at 3, had 2ld and wow they were wonderful. Now looking for extras. Now sure what…

The Minx Show Palace

Des Moines, Iowa

Off the beaten path

I've been going to Minx on and off since I was 18 or 19 and my cousin took me there for one of my first experiences in a club. I now stop by when I'm…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Nice trip after an Indians game

Met up with a couple coworkers to attend the Dodgers/Indians game. Took the day off tomorrow so stayed downtown after the game while they headed home. Not typically in the area so checked out…

Cocktails Showbar & Lounge

Jacksonville, Florida

Cocktails is the best on the west

Im my experience Cocktails is he best club in jax. Its big and roomy with plenty of cozy vip space. The half buy one get one free on drinks till 7pm. Hot girls and the…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

My chill out club

I'm not much for talking and I don't like paying for lap dance until I see what these girls do on stage. I've been to club O maybe 10 times now and usually sit at…

Dream Palace

Tempe, Arizona

Probably the worst club in the area

A total bait and switch. Dancer quality was so so, one or two 6-7s, mostly below 5. A hefty entrance fee (20) with free water inside. Wall dances were 10 or 20 I cant remember…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Awesome Dance

So I got there shortly after they opened. The lights were on completely and when I came in its when they they started the dancing. Two AA dancers came out. One around…

Amber's Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

you know its bad when...

Granted it is just my opinion but I do seem to notice I share it with many people. The daytime bartender is very attractive. Also a great personality. Thankfully! Most of the girls I've spoken…

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Going limp during sex

Been having issues with going limp about half way into sex. Should I fake an orgasm out of respect ?

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vincemichaels Needs to Apologize for Lying About Military Service

Both to TUSCL and to veterans who really did serve.

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

Good first visit

I visited last Memorial Monday, after spending almost an hour at Foxy Lady waiting for girls to show up. Parking was free on side of club. Free cover, it was around 6pm. Inside,…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Hong Kong ruined US SC's for me

Some of you may have seen my review of HK. My visits there have ruined US clubs for me. I visited PT's again tonight. I'd always had a good time here.…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Tuesday evening visit

I stopped in on a recent Tuesday - got there just as the day shift was winding down. No cover, but by 6pm the day shift girls were either checked out for the day and…

Da Bodega Gentleman Club

Cleveland, Ohio

I may need to take a break from this club

There are very few dancers at this club that don't bring drama, or create it, in the club. I occasionally go to strip clubs to get away from some of the daily drama in my…

MYNX Groton

Groton, Connecticut

To bad they are far away

I went to Mynx today and wow I was impressed. Building is big and right of the main drag and 95. Super easy to get to. Walked in to dark club, it was…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Slow but fun

I know Mondays near closing are slow but I decided to check it out. $10 for cover, $5 for a drink (no alcohol of course). 5 girls at most were there. 2 of those were…

Sexxy Lady Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Not giving up on Foxxy Lady...

Went there last memorial Monday at around 4pm. Parking lot looked empty but what the hell, I still came in. When I walked in it was almost empty except for maybe 3…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Better Luck Next Time

All right the title says it all. I always have high hopes for the FC, but like my 1968 Tigers, this place is beginning to feel like Don Wert is going to be their…

Déjà Vu Flint

Flint, Michigan

Monday quick visit on a quiet afternoon

I hadn't been in this club in about 15 years, but have been the Vu in Lansing and Ypsilanti. I didn't expect much given that it was a Monday during the day, but was…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

In desperate times

So, i was in Crystal City for work and thought id stop by the only"gentlemans" club in town. As other reviewers have noted, its basically a semi restaurat/bar with strippers. And by strippers, i dont…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

Solid Experience

I visited Crazy Horse for the first time after driving by it on many occasions and was quite impressed. I stopped in on a weekday and in the middle of shift change. There…

Vixens Cabaret

Davie, Florida

Nice club but not all the way up to speed

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Cabaret Lounge

Peabody, Massachusetts

Nice pit stop

Stopped by the club after traveling all day. Was looking for a nice cold beer and a good show. That is exactly what I got. Beer special was a good value for a pitcher. The…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

You come here for one reason only

I had always heard rumors about this place but wanted to set for myself if they were true. The rumors ARE true. The sexiest female up in there was the bartender. There was this one…

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MisterDouche is a Mindless Randroid

Title says it all! Lol!

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Sammy Braddy is a topless lumberjack

Sammy Braddy is one of the bigger-breasted Page 3 girls. She stops concealing those nice nips from picture #8 on. Warning to homos: big bare bouncing bazooms! http://www.egoallstars.com/2017/06/sammy-braddy-topless-lumberjack (20 pics) When Sammy started modeling in 2006, her bra size was 30E,…

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Tipping Sign

This is an actual sign that I saw at the entrance of a strip club. Tips. Never required. Always appreciated. Nice sentiment. Of course I left the door girl a tip.

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Wife cheating survey

For those of you who are married, and for those who have married friends, how often do the wives you know cheat? There's this really hot nurse that I work with who is probably late 30s or early 40s, married…

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Philosophical question

Why are most of the women with giant watermelon sized breasts ugly?

Tiffany's Cabaret

San Antonio, Texas

Quick afternoon stop

I came in at around 2pm. There was a $5 cover as soon as I sat down I noticed they remodeled a little nothing too crazy but a good face lift. They still had 3…

Penthouse Club Tampa

Tampa, Florida

I like the lunch deal ...

I was in the area so I decided to stop by Penthouse Club for the Free Lunch deal, since I'd never tried that. The club is very dark, but also very nice. Everything was very clean…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Barboursville, West Virginia

Well here goes

Several months back I went to the club for the first time. I immediately was hit on by what I can only fathom as a crack head stripper. She then proceeded to follow me around…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

ritz visit

The Ritz is right in Fells Point a short walk from all the bars and restaurants. It can be a little slow if you go early on a weeknight but usually it picks up with…

Epic Exotic Nightlife

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

If you know the girls...

This place is rarely busy except for Friday and Saturday nights which is fine with me as long as you've got some good relationships there. Bartenders don't care what's going on, no cover, no drink…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Kind of a slow night, but a few gems

Been to this before and had a good time - lots of variety of girls. Tuesday, however, there were fewer girls than normal for this club. No 10s, but some solid 8s and 9s, and…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Basement budget venue, but not without its charm

Dude. This place is odd. There's no other way to say it, no need to sugar-coat it. I am a BIG fan of Canada in general and see any quirky aspects of its culture…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Mons was weak, but my dancer was great

Been going to Mons for years, and it has been steadily going downhill. I only go during the day since the evening in there is unbearable. Last few times, there were no girls I liked,…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Always good looking

The good thing about this club is they have really high standards for the ladies that work there. All of them are foxes, sometimes during non-peak times, there are some that leave a bit to…

Rick's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Nice Fun

I stopped by for a visit a few weeks back. I was staying at the hotel next door, so it was an easy walk. One of the dance stages was down because of some structural…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

Never lets me down

I'm not big on strip clubs, but tequila has always been one of my favorite places to get away. I dropped on a Friday after work. Not much of a crowd, which I like. I…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Good Time

Have not had the opportunity to visit Dollies in quit a while, but things are very comfortable there and pretty much unchanged. Hooked up with a nice spinner type dancer, bought her drink and…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Happy ending but...

While i normally am a little more selective on which girl I would like to spend time with, a girl approached me as I was walking in and began to ask me for a private…

Exposé

San Diego, California

Wasn't expecting much. Didn't get much.

On a work trip, had some time to check out the "scene" in San Diego. Based on the reviews, wasn't expecting much, hence the "quotes." But even so, decided on Deja Vu Midway...maybe the California…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Pleasant surprise

Had some time to kill and had heard about this club. From this website and other strip club guys. The entrance is in the back of the building but has plenty of parking…

Christie's Cabaret

Greensboro, North Carolina

Under construction but fun

Overall, just driving by you would think the place is closed due to construction on the main part of the building. But they've done a great job with the temporary place and it behaves more…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

what people say is true

What people say is true, some of the girls here are smoke shows. Pure 10s, I am not a stranger to the clubs and when I say 10s i mean 10s. Location is on a…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

Good variety of latinas

Been to this club many a time as it is closest to where I live. I also like latias of various ages and "shapes" so this place is good for that.There is a valet guy…

Adult Emporium

San Diego, California

Another peep show arises in SD

For whatever reason, the peep show exists in SD more than any other city in the country, as far as I understand. Adult Emporium is the third peep show in the area, along with Barnett…

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Chicago clubs

I was just wondering what clubs in Chicago can you have the most "fun"? I will be in town this weekend!

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OTC clubs in Las Vegas

Going to Vegas over the weekend, just wondering what are the best clubs for OTC ?

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Marriage survey

For those who are married, how long have you been married? Would you describe your marriage as mostly happy, a roughly equal mix of happy and unhappy, or mostly unhappy? Yes, the DC has started using the M word.…

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Speaking of Smoking

If a Tgirl smokes your pole does that make you gay?, I mean if they're all tucked in and you can't see their junk, you might not even know they're not born female, no big deal, just curious what…

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Pipe smoking

Any body smoke a pipe with tobacco in it? I can't recall ever seeing one in a strip club. I am an ex cigarette smoker but the smell of cigarettes or pot doesn't bother me but cigars smell like shit.…

Xplicit Showclub

Glendale, Arizona

Some good, Some bad

Just bought a new car and figured why not celebrate. Went by myself and they have a 2 drink minimun walking in. No problem I was gonna drink anyway. Girls were mixed. First that came…

Wiggle Portsmouth

Portsmouth, England

VERY QUIET EVENING

I was in the area and went back to see how Wiggle is now. Arriving on a Tuesday evening at around 11pm. There is a building site opposite but it was still easy to park…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Wacked Out Nite

Me and a friend of minds decided to go on a Saturday nite around midnight. There was a decent crowd when we entered and maybe like 20-30 dancers on shift. We went in and grabbed…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Is the party over

Went there the other day and the place has changed since I was last there back in 2006 Newer flooring and expansive back VIP room The door entry was $15 and drink prices range from as…

Dream Girls Wilkes-Barre

Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania

Sunday stop by

Now, first thing I will say, I didn't pick the best day or time (Sunday late afternoon during the Pocono race) to stop by. Was driving thru the area and tried a couple of…

Saturday Night Live

Westminster, Colorado

Lunch time visit

I visited the club on a Tuesday afternoon on my way in from the airport. Easy to get to from 36. Not much to look at from the outside. Parking was a little difficult due…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Fun time

The best word to describe RI Dolls is consistent. The average dancer there is above average in looks and talent. The atmosphere is always good. Drink prices are exactly what you would expect from a…

Red Rose Gentlemen's Club

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Good spot. Will go back next time I'm in town

Good looking dancers who aren't pushy about dances, which is nice. The place was pretty crowded for a Tuesday night which is usually a good sign. Got a dance from a curvy but fit…

Red Rose Gentlemen's Club

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Neat little place ...

After leaving the Matador, I ended up in FWB and decided to stop at the Rose since I'd been to Sammy's and Club 10 before. The club is clean, well-lit, and looks nice but felt incredibly…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Texas is Weird

Texas clubs including this one can be tough for a drop in visit like my usual visits. All clubs have the problem of girls only attending to regulars.This one really has that problem in a…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

Oasis

Stopped at Oasis on a rainy Saturday, and the place was jumpin'! I sat with Adrianna. She is friendly and helpful, and I know she performs well in the vip room. I…

Matador Club

Valparaiso, Florida

Chill place to spend the evening

Stopped by the Matador late on a Thursday evening since I was in the area. It's a small, dingy place. Pool tables to the left, bar dead ahead and stage to the right. I headed…

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, Illinois

Reliable friction lapper from old faithful

After making a delivery in nearby Franklin Park, I decided to stop in to Louie's for an afternoon refreshment. Nothing much has changed since my last visit regarding ambiance. The slot machines were…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New York, New York

Decent for a Tuesday evening

I went on a Tuesday evening. There was no cover because it was before 10. There were about 10 girls there, very cute. There was a drink minimum, which was fine. The girls were very…

Hot Laps Sports Bar

Louisville, Ohio

Not sure where dancers were

This was confusing because nobody seemed to be dancing when we got there. Had a beer and left. The bar tenders were nice, and my drink was cheap. There were 6 other people there and…

Kit Kat Club

Portland, Oregon

Perfect tourist strip club

Stopped here on a Saturday night while on my way to meet some friends. I jad an hour to kill and was right in the area. The old town location between voodoo doughnuts and the Saturday market…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Preaching Christ in the Devils dungeon

Was caught up in the spirit and the holy ghost told Me to preach repentance in Mexico red light district. I arrived at Hong Kong and had a hard time getting inside due to the…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Ups and Downs on a hot Tuesday

Stopped in Tuesday, around 5. Not my usual time, and it showed. Had some time to kill before meeting a FWB further south, so figured why not stop on the way after I had to…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Changes

I went back to Electric Blue today. It has been several weeks since I had been there, and I was happy to see that management has changed their views. No more daytime cover charge. Draft…

The Diamond Lodge

Rootstown, Ohio

Don't go on a holiday

Went with friends on a Sunday night of a holiday weekend. The club was clean and lit just about right, not too bright, but not too dark. They semi-private lap dance booths with…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Special request in private room

This review won't be applicable to most probably but here it is. My second visit to this club and was looking for a stripper to ball bust me in the private room. After arriving and…

Club Risque Northeast

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Cool spot with no Sunday night cover charge

I went on a Sunday night with my lady. The atmosphere was laid back and the dancers looked pretty good, Black, Latina and Asian. The girls would dance on each end of the raised rectangle…

Obsessions Gentlemen's Club

Hampton, New Jersey

Same old same old

I've been going here for years not much has changed, it's a locals hangout with an occasional good looking girl or two.This place is certainly hit or miss but can be fun.For a couple of…

Amadeus

Juárez, Chihuahua

First time

This place was a sort of a myth to me and my friends. We would always hear about this amazing place but it was over the border. We decided that we would do it and…

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Lounge pants

In the pants thread there was recommendations for sweatpants or lounge pants. I tried black lounge pants for the first time on my last visit. The grinding feeling was great as material is very soft and thin. But the LDK was…

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At what age is fried bread in its prime?

It's tasty in most aspects, yet looking for the optimal taste experience. Would it be day old, 3 days old, or with a little mold on it after a week or so? Thank you in advance for your comments.

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Where is the best location for fried bread?

I just love fried bread! First of all its bread, then its fried. Whaboom!

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Female SCers in Miami area

The wife and I are going to be in the Miami area next month for a week and will be hitting some nude clubs. Are there any females that would like to hit the clubs with us? More details in PM…

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Preaching the word in season and out of season

For only $1.99 you can help me publish bibles in the KJV 1611 edition to the world in order to fulfill the great commission of our Lord Jesus

Rumors Cabaret

Columbia, Missouri

Great experience

Had been to this club a couple years back and thought I would stop by again when passing through town. Arrived at @ 8pm on a Thursday. Only 6-8 others in the club but…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

Late All Night Visit to the Pretigious Roxys

I had decided to go to Roxys because this was one of the few full nude strip clubs in the Brooklyn area. When I first walked through the door, the guy checked our ID's and…

Lacy's

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Not what I was expecting when the night began

My group ended up here on a fluke. We planned to visit Palomino because we were told that its the only spot in town that is nude and offers alcohol. That was important to us.…

Columbia Strip

Portland, Oregon

Jags

Wandered in here before work the other day as I've driven by many times and always wondered what it was like inside. Pretty small but the stage was big enough for what was needed. Private…

Foxy's Cabaret

Austin, Texas

First time to Foxies

I've recently been out of the strip club scene due to personal issues, but when I found out that Foxies was open until 5am daily and was nude and byob, I had to check it…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Red (not her fake name)

Red saw me first and grabbed a handful of my unit, began deep french kissing me and we were off. I had a spending limit of one VIP room encounter, plus a few extra bucks.…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Great place, If you know what you're looking for ...

Took an extended break from Dreamgirls - the place was just getting a little to familiar. Been back a few times, Friday/Saturday nights over the the last few months. Some new girls, a…

Exposé

San Diego, California

Nice Visit

Was in town visiting friends for a long weekend. We had been here before a few years ago. It hasn't really changed much. It feels like a safe club in a safe neighborhood.…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

1st time here

First time visiting this club and will definetly go back. Almost missed this place as it is in a small shopping center. Went on a wednesday evening, and paid the guy in the front the…

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GOAT

I sent Nina an IM telling her that I was writing that LeBron is GOAT mainly to see if I could entice debate on it. She acknowledged receiving it, but wouldn't open and read it. Instead she felt…

Comparing five variables that affect LDK from Liquid Lapdance

Liquid Lapdance shorts (referred to as LL from herein) look like a jockstrap with a pouch of latex to hold the genitalia. This latex pouch creates a very pleasing sensation (after generous application of lubrication) once an entertainer is grinding heavily against it. The opening to the latex pouch has no elastic band. The latex is very thick and elastic and smooth, reminiscent of nitrile medical gloves without the grainy texture. The user is supposed to insert a desired amount of lubrication into the pouch and spread the lubrication into the inner surface by rubbing the outside of the pouch between his palms. The variables of the experiment are choice of wear, choice of lubrication, going commando vs…

Lap Dance Prices, Alfred North Whitehead, and Market Irrationality

Lap Dance Prices, Alfred North Whitehead, and Market Irrationality ---or--- Lapper prices. Are they going up? AGAIN? Fucking what the fucking FUCK? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So, are lap-dance prices rising? It looks like $40 for one song is becoming appropriate in some settings for some contexts. An interim measure of $35 is not unreasonable, so the market seems to suggest. The $20 lapper's days may be numer. But. Do you remember every single goddamned time that lap-dance prices started going up, every single occasion that it happened, and JUST HOW GODDAMNED PISSED OFF you were about…

Transitioning to Couples Therapy via the Strip Club

This is just a quick article describing my experience regarding transitioning from a single patron of the strip clubs (via Miami) to going on strip club prowls with Wifey. I started going to strip clubs at the tender age of 20 years old. One of my good friends who was several years older than me inviting me to a strip club in Carol City. This was the beginning to my strip club journey. It was amazing and scary at the same time.. I didn’t know what to do, what was allowed and who to do it with, lol. Over the next several years I became acquainted with various strip clubs including Cheetahs, Booby Traps and Scarlet’s (my favorite). I visited…

Hong Kong Club, Tijuana for Beginners

This was my second foray into Tijuana. The first was in November 2014 when I crossed the border and hit Hong Kong three days out of the four that I was in San Diego. I learned a lot back then (with advice from TUSCL contributors), and I'm still learning. There have been other, very helpful posts on TUSCL, and my intent with this long-ass article is to add details that I think would also prove helpful to anyone who has not yet made the journey and is contemplating it. And yeah, ya should. The place is just unreal. Planning for this trip started a few months ago. I had to be in Orange County for…

OTC and GFE's: Be careful what you wish for.

I've done OTC once with my ATF in the past. I don't visit her club in Baltimore (about 60-90 min away) nearly as often as I used to. Generally they've been 4-5 month intervals but we text each other fairly regularly. Finally I had a break and a chance to go up and see her. We usually have it planned out. Our usual MO is that I bring dinner into the club (which doesn't serve food) for her and me, we spend some quality time together nuzzling at one of the tables or at the bar, and then private rooms for 30 min and a few laps for much of the rest of the evening.…

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Quiz

At the club today I got FS from a dancer who was less than 1/3 my age. What was the dancer's age? A. 21 B. 23 C. 30

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I hope this doesn't catch on.

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Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Small selection but lots of extras

Went here for the second time. Knew that extras were easily available. I wasn't disappointed. First dancer approached me within minutes. Sat down and grabbed my crotch. She chatted with me while I felt her…

Green Door

Las Vegas, Nevada

Not a total single male rip-off, but still in last-place as a swingers' joint

A bit better than my 2012 review, calling this place a single male tourist trap. Some couples, some watching for single guys, but still very heavy on single men and very light on actual swinging…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Sultry afternoons at XTC

I have visited Austin once or twice a year for the last eight years. I always stay a week or two and visit 3-5 strip clubs. Since 2009 I have managed to visit…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

How the mighty have fallen

I used to think this place had everything... Perhaps it's from knowing how good it used to be that I can understand why it's still sitting anywhere the top 10 list. This was the worst…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Didn't Stay Long -- But Didn't Need To

Thursday 6-8-17 3:15-4:00 pm Free parking No cover 11:00 am-6:30 pm, but mandatory $12.00 drink charge (for two non-alcoholic drinks) This was my first time in the area, and I really only had time for…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Love / Hate

Why love-hate? Well, I've been coming to tattletales for 20 years. I seen ups and downs and all the girls that went with both.What I love about the club is that it's close to where…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Seems Like an OK Place

Thurs 6-8-17 1:15–2:45 pm Free parking $7.00 cover and one drink minimum (bottled water = $10.00) Guy at the door told me it was full nude and no alcohol. He then ran down all…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Tale of two nights

Well this is a take that takes place over two nights... 1st night: Went over memorial day weekend on a saturday night. Place was packed with both customers and workers. Mix of hot and not. There…

OMG Gentlemen's Club

Trenton, New Jersey

Average club, average visit

This club has been around for quite a while, under a few different names. Neighborhood is sketchy, so I was a little tentative. Finally found parking a block or so away. When…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Better than Expectations, there is hope

Was passing through Columbia today on business and decided on a whim to check out Platinum Plus. I had not been here in at least 2 years. I arrived at the club about…

MGM Cabaret

Lackland AFB, Texas

Mehhhhhhhhh ...

Stopped by mid-afternoon. The cover was $20 and $20 for the wristband to get lap dances. IT's BYOB and they sell soda and juice from a stand-up cooler. There were about 6…

Las Chavelas

Tijuana, Baja California

Not Much to See Here

Intro: I was in Tijuana Monday-Wednesday June 5-7 and spent almost all of my time at Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club (see submitted article, when published, for lots of details on crossing the border and making…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

One of my two go-to clubs in Austin

I have visited Austin once or twice a year for the last eight years. I always stay a week or two and visit 3-5 strip clubs. Since 2009 I have managed to visit…

Pony Too

Madison, Alabama

Nice and Laid Back

This place was laid back and friendly. Several pool tables in the back, with some customers and dancers playing. Got dances from two different girls, both of which were a little indifferent but not terrible.…

Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Fun Chilled Place to sit and Watch!

This place isn't as bad after all! visited on a saturday around 11:30 pm, The dancers were mostly black with a little diversity, Got a dance from this hot light skinned chick with lots of…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Oh, GOD yes!

This was my second foray into Tijuana. The first was in November 2014 when I crossed the border and hit Hong Kong three days out of the four that I was in San Diego.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Can't believe it, but it's true, YMMV!

Been to Hiliter several times over the last few years, it's on regular stop on or our annual golf trip. I could tell the tone of the reviews was changing, sadly I can concur,…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Lots of Lookers at Gold Club

Had been waiting to go here until I was in the area and found myself nearby a few weeks ago. It was early on a Sunday evening and it started off pretty quiet as I…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Gallaghers is the Best Option in Queens and Perhaps in NYC

Friday'sare epic in this club. FREE Buffet from 6pm to 8pm. An amazing variety of girls not only in terms of ethnicity but also in terms of kinkyness...From normal lapdances to dominant -submissive elegant VIP…

The Pony

Peoria, Illinois

Started very slow, ended great!

Stopped in as I was passing through town on a Tuesday afternoon. Place was dead. Me, 2 other customers, bartender, and a woman who may be a dancer, or may be there to pick up…

Doll House

Sandy Springs, Georgia

I'll go back

Went to doll house for years before it moved from Cheshire Bridge to Roswell Road. Since it's moved I've been there several times. On the plus side they usually have a fair number of decent…

The Diamond Lodge

Rootstown, Ohio

Very typical club

Typical strip club and I don't mean that negatively. First off, this place is in the middle of nowhere with a nice big parking lot. Friendly wait staff that was attentive. Beer prices were what you…

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Follies update

What's the current status of Follies day shift? I'm headed to atlanta this week and am wondering if there will be any white girls left for me to play with. Thanks.

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Wilmington, NC

Heading down to Wilmington, NC this weekend. I see the only club in town, Pure Gold, looks extremely avoidable. Are there any decent clubs within an hour's driving distance? For me, decent, means primarily white, and or, latina, decent dances,…

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Rising OTC prices

If you don't want to provide a number that's ok, but I have recently encountered girls asking for a higher price for OTC romps. Each part of the country is different, so any direct comparison is tough. Over the past…

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Best advice ever given on TUSCL?

In one of Papi's responses, he quoted Lopaw "I'll beg for pussy(sex) and I'll pay for pussy(sex), but I won't beg to pay for pussy(sex)" This may be the best advice I've ever encountered here on TUSCL. What is the best…

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Orlando area strip club question

Hey guys wanted to find out where would be the best place to go in Orlando? going to be there for 5 days @ a wedding and I'm not sure where would be the place to go. Thanks!

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I'm About to Make It Rain

Mom just gave me $100. Woohoo!

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Girls, how did you end up as an exotic dancer?

Just wondering ...

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Periodic Reminder #2 for the Week that RickDugan is Gay!

Periodic reminders are back in effect.

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Getting over my shyness in the AMP

I have a little dick. Their I said it. That was easy but what is not is taking my clothing off in the AMP. How can I get over this issue so I can enjoy the experience from this mature…

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No repsonses

How many no responses to texts before you give up, no longer ask any more, and just decide to move on to find another? I basically only text to ask or suggest a time to see them again. But after two…

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Talk about gutsy!

http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/13/man-had-sex-with-stranger-on-ryanair-flight-while-pregnant-fiancee-was-at-home-6704480/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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vincemichaels is a DickBreath Neanderthal!

Title says it all! Lol!

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Congrats Golden State

- But I think Curry is a total douche

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El Transexual in Massage Rooms

Anyone got insider information on what city has Mexican transsexual massage parlors ?

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Does tipping non-strippers really matter?

I've heard that you should tip the door man, bartenders, and any attendants at the club very well and you'll get more from the dancers? I don't think it's true, because do these guys really talk about every individual that tips…

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At what age is a bathroom troll in his prime

This is a tough one

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At what age are bouncers in their prime for greasing?

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At what age is a custy in his prime

Since we never talk about age around here

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US Open Golf

If anyone is looking for recommendations near Erin Hills, let me know. Business will keep me away from the course & local clubs this weekend, but I live nearby, have played Erin Hills a couple times and can give you…

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Seeking Intel - Anaheim

Have not been to the LA area where I could hit some clubs for a while, but my chance is coming in July. What clubs should I hit for good dances and a friendly atmosphere? Honestly, last time I went…

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At what age is a stripper in her prime?

I was feeling left out that I hadn't started a discussion about age.

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What is the best region in US for strip clubs?

Is it the west coast? South? Midwest? East coast?

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Old reviews

Have we lost the ability to view all of our old reviews in one place under the revamped site? I don't see an option for that under My Settings since the switch.

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Missing Speech

Thought some of you might like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuTrA55ZUfQ

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Looking for Talent at the Gym

How many members here frequent a gym? Where I live, there are plenty of options from the national chains like Planet Fitness, LA Fitness, etc. to the independently owned local neighboorhood gyms. Being it is the best value for the price,…

Politics

OT: Brad Sherman, D-Calif 30th district, drafts articles of impeachment against

http://www.rollcall.com/news/politics/democratic-rep-sherman-files-article-of-impeachment-against-trump SJG Doors ft/ Eddie Veder https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n23YU6dFBsE&index=1&list=PLGJVe4D_FLW06PmVQdG79lcsm-uwL4iOF

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Taking a stripper shopping

Do any of you do this? To those who do, do you have a max amount you're willing to pay for? To those who don't want to seem like a cheapskate to your favorite stripper, is there a min amount?

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How important is age when getting dances, etc.

Dancer " Would you like a dance?" Me "That depends. How old are you?" Just kidding. Seems like we all have different preferences when it comes to dancer ages. Does anybody take age into consideration for a dance? Is age a…

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"Did You Hear About When Bitcoin Couldn't Break $3000?"

Everybody's selling. Or at least trying to if their broker is up and running...

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Young Thangs or MILFS/Career Strippers?

Been thinking about the age of strippers I like best. Having a hard time deciding. On the one hand, playing with ladies under 30, particularly 18-25, has lots of plusses. I enjoying connecting with sexually inexperienced ladies and playing teacher.…

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Pacific Northwest: bikini baristas vs strippers

I follow a bunch of bikini baristas on IG https://www.instagram.com/p/BVIXet_BSap/ they dress like strippers, they solicit for customers just like strippers, they beg (expect!) for tips just like strippers, and I've seen some reports that there are various levels of extras available…

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strip club fetishes

Anyone know of any decent stripclub/lapdance fetish porn sites?

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Crazyjoe fires his lawn mower guy

Mowing the lawn the easy way... This is a great life hack https://youtu.be/dmCQkosIa2k

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Where ?

Where are all of these new losers coming from ?

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New mexico

Any decent (extras) club around Santa Fe or Albuquerque?

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Jailhouse Rock

http://chicago.suntimes.com/news/chicagos-federal-jailhouse-strip-club-that-officials-say-they-cant-shut-down-metropolitan-correctional-center-the-watchdogs/

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Tucson strip clubs

Heading to Tucson soon, need good clubs where I can get extras. Let me know

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Ineffecient Markets?

I've notice that prices can vary quite a bit between different crypto currency exchange. This is particularly interesting in the case of litecoin (ticker LTC) which has very low transfer and is very fast. Seems it would be pretty easy…

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It has gotten rediculous

Please explain

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It has gotten rediculous

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It has gotten rediculous

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It has gotten rediculous

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It has gotten rediculous

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It has gotten rediculous

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RickDugan is a Fag!

Title still stays it all! Lol!

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Would you stick your cock in this?

http://www.xnxx.com/video-9ov1jb1/scary_medusa_pussy Think I'll pass. :)

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Dances on Credit?

Have any of you expert mongers ever been able to pull of getting dances or services on credit? Essentially, the Wimpy: I will pay you on Wednesday for a lap dance on Tuesday. I figure you have to have a…

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capitalism gave you SCs but communists gave you free sex (sin and tax free)

Tangent on another discussion by poledancer announcing return to stripping and JackSlash and others talking about minimum wages. 1. What do you prefer (personally) ? (systemic dysfunction leading to exploitative commercialization and desensitization Vs Moral and institutional dysfunction and eventual desensitization…

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nasty VIP rooms

At my ratchet SC, which I gave up on this year, I came back, by chance saw a girl from Jan 2017, but VHM back then she declined #, and disappeared, and I last went in March 2017 and gave…

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SS/ROB or not? You be the judge

So from the time I started strip clubbing, there was a dancer I met at one of my fav clubs. Very attractive girl. This was at an non extras club. For me she would allow finger banging, DATY, and taking…

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money is an addiction..... back to dancing.

work a week at a regular job and made what i could make in one good night in a week. So here i am again back to dancing. Been back for a little bit and it amazes me the money…

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In the article section I read the Hall of Fame song list for strippers.....but f

With a few "minor" alterations Well, I'm driving down the road tryin' to loosen my load I've got seven women on my mind, Four that wanna own me, Two that wanna stone me, One says she's a friend of mine Take…

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Have any of you engaged in crazy porno theater sex?

I'm focusing on heterosexual activity. No disrespect to guys that like to do it with other guys but it isn't for me. But the thread about whether san_jose_guy is a satanist had a statement about Canadian biker gangs doing drugs and…

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RickyBoy Losing His Swag? Why So Serious?

Anybody else notice that the RickyBoy seems to be much more serious than usual lately? Although I knew the RickyBoy was a faggot right from the start, he did have the minor redeeming feature that he could be funny at…

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Keeping the Receipt

Hey all, I've been hitting up the clubs for a while and unlike fast food joints I'm getting the vibe where the host looks at like me when I should keep my receipt. Is there some un-intuitive tax deductible where I…

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Phoenix 2AMer.

A man shot during an early-morning confrontation at a Phoenix strip club Saturday has died, according to Phoenix police. Police identified the man as 26-year-old James Oliver Tuner. Phoenix police said the shooting occurred in the area of 17th Street and…

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Off topic. How I believe most people feel about Trump now, hope is diminishing

https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2017-06-09/trump-s-economic-agenda-is-almost-dead I still hope for tax cuts and a better, less expensive health care system. The odds seem to be getting slimmer and slimmer with each mistake the adminstration keeps making. I just thought the article was interesting and…

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SJG

Is it just me or is SJG a legit devil worshiping cultist with knowledge of black magic?

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Approximately 300,000 Death and Injuries a Year Due to Drinking and Driving...

and exactly 0 deaths and injuries a year due to "internet trolling". Yet RickyBoy thinks that "internet trolling" is much worse, and that only "girly sissies" "cry" about drinking and driving. Which do you think is worse? And what exactly is wrong…

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Las Vegas meetup

Did it happen this week ? How was it TUSCL'ers ?

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Ismael is Right: I'll Stop Posting about Vinceygirl and RickBoy

... Lol! Yeah, right! Business as usual!

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RIP Batman

Adam West passed away today. When I saw this series of qoutes between Batman and Robin it made me imagine Batman had just caught Robin coming out of a strip club. Robin: I guess you can never trust a woman. Batman: You've…

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OT: I have an idea for a new system. The dachshund-pit bull system!

Now this is a cute dog! www.cnn.com/2015/02/22/us/dachshund-pit-bull-mix-ambassador/index.html

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Do you care?... Doug vs. Dugan & Vince

Quoted from this thread: https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=50074 @LecherousMonk: "No one. NO ONE. NO. ONE. gives a fuck about this little crusade you're on. shut up" @Dougster: "They do care. RickyBoy has been a major faggot on this board and made lots of enemies over…

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vincemichaels is a DickBreath Neanderthal!

Title says it all! Lol!

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Chicago’s jailhouse strip club — and feds say they can’t shut it down

Where Pathetic Losers become Pathetic Inmates. http://chicago.suntimes.com/news/chicagos-federal-jailhouse-strip-club-that-officials-say-they-cant-shut-down-metropolitan-correctional-center-the-watchdogs/

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Pregnant Stripper thats really showing.....would u or would u not ?????

Would u or would u not fuck a pregnant stripper whos showing in the vip.....i walked out on one last night .....i was wondering why in the hell would u be wearing a big flannel shirt as a uniform....until we…

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Cavs In 8

You heard it here first!!!! Or as Juice would say: U herd it hear first!!!