Stripper Material

doctorevil
Evil Lair
As I am walking around at the airport, mall, etc., I am pretty much constantly categorizing every female I see into one of two categories: either stripper material or not stripper material. Some are pretty easily and automatically put into the non stripper category without even conscious thought: e.g., the overweight house wife types. Others I take pleasure in assessing for stripper potential, but then I worry some one might see me staring and take offense, like an irate husband, boyfriend, or even mom, etc. Anyone have similar thoughts, or is my perviness exceptional even for this board.

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  • HungryGiraffe
    7 years ago
    Naw, you're in like-minded company. LOL! My pervy eyes are always scanning gatherings for cleavage.
  • Mr_Kay
    7 years ago
    Be perverted all you wish without apologise. That makes them wet. If she has a S.O. then just compliment him for having such a beautiful woman. You will be surprised how the guys enjoy the compliment
  • Dougster
    7 years ago
    doctorevil: " I am pretty much constantly categorizing every female I see into one of two categories: either stripper material or not stripper material... Anyone have similar thoughts"

    No.
  • Papi_Chulo
    7 years ago
    Not uncommon to see hot women in airports - I assume many dress sexy b/c they know there's a lot of eyes there and they like the attention.

    I especially like it when sometimes a bit of a line forms for the plane's restroom and a hot bitch is standing right next to you in the narrow aisle (if you're sitting in the aisle seat) - I remember a white back a hot MILF with fat Ds in a very tight blouse standing right next to me waiting to use the plane's bathroom and her fat tit was just inches away from me right at eye-level as I sat in the aisle seat and she stood there for about. 10-minutes (I felt like grabbing a mouthful of that fat round titty since it was just inches from my mouth) - damn I love big natural tits, they make life worth living for
  • joc13
    7 years ago
    @Papi Amen, brother!!

    @drevil You are not alone. Because of my daughter, I've been around a lot of high school, and now early college, girls. While my perviness does not extend to underage fantasies, it is hard not to notice the potential. So, I've often thought it might be interesting to "tag" them, like biologists do with animals, to see where they end up in a couple years.
  • Dougster
    7 years ago
    I find it a little odd that strippers are considered to be a high standard lookswise. Adjusted for age, I would say that non-stripper college age girls are better looking, on average. Same with girls of that age in NYC finance.
  • l00ber
    7 years ago
    As I am walking around at the *club*, I am pretty much constantly categorizing every female I see into one of two categories: either stripper material or not stripper material. Because some of those girls probably should not be at the club. Saw a whale once in Pandora's Dallas, and not a customer.
  • DandyDan
    7 years ago
    We all do it, or at least something like that. One of my buddies, who isn't into strip clubs, likes to constantly tell me who the good looking ladies are. I tell him I can figure it out myself but don't need to announce it to everyone.
  • san_jose_guy
    7 years ago
    If you look at women and evaluate them that way, then you are a sexist male chauvinist pig. You look at women like they are there just for you. You have been spoiled by strip clubs. You are a TUSCL egomaniac!

    SJG
  • flagooner
    7 years ago
    The receptionist where I work is pregnant and was wearing a scoop cut form fitting top the other day. She noticed/caught me ogling her cleavage and engorged boobies. When I looked up she just smiled and gave me the tsk tsk. I shrugged and got a laugh when I asked if she could blame me.

  • san_jose_guy
    7 years ago
    ^^^^^^ Always looking over the women, yes indeed, spoiled by strip clubs, thinks like D. Trump that the whole world is a strip club.

    SJG
  • shailynn
    7 years ago
    Similar but I put most women into two categories: ones I would have sex with, and ones I would not. A woman I'd place in the "I'd bang" category doesn't mean she has what it takes to be a stripper, even when she was younger.

    Most the women I am strongly attracted to in public, I could never see being a stripper. I guess my thoughts echo Dougie's statement.
  • s275ironman
    7 years ago
    When at the gym, I think to myself which one would most likely be a stripper. Half the women I see there on a regular basis have the body for it, but would probably never do it. The one criteria in my determining of a likely stripper is hair length. If their hair covers most of their back, I instantly think they could possibly be a stripper. There is one girl I see at the gym maybe once every few weeks that very easily could be a stripper, if only for the length of her hair.
  • Lone_Wolf
    7 years ago
    All the time. There are couple of smoking hot young cashiers at my local stores that I always wonder why they are not on the pole. I can't help it.

    I usually feel a mix of respect and disappointment towards these honeys. Respect for them not following the easy money trail. Disappointment as I'll probably never get an LD from them.

    Shit, these honeys would makes a weeks pay in hour if they worked in a club. Respect.
  • ButterMan
    7 years ago
    Yes me and my co-workers do this mostly all day. We either say stripper or 100,200,300..etc which is what we would pay for them...LOL
  • san_jose_guy
    7 years ago
    The reason I get along so well with most strippers is that I go by my own feelings, little head etc. I don't discuss them with buddies.

    SJG
  • Dougster
    7 years ago
    SJG: "If you look at women and evaluate them that way, then you are a sexist male chauvinist pig. You look at women like they are there just for you. You have been spoiled by strip clubs. You are a TUSCL egomaniac!"

    Thus spoke san_jose_guy who only wants "stripper grade hotties" in his church, and refuses to discuss the differing role for men vs women. And also refuses to discuss why it, supposedly is so much easier to find qualified women then men. (Could it be because their only role would be to be full time prostitutes? Good thing it's all imaginary!)
  • twentyfive
    7 years ago
    My take on your statement @SJG

    "The reason I get along so well with most strippers is that I go by my own feelings, little head etc. I don't discuss them with buddies."

    You don't go to any strip clubs and you don't have any buddies. Just translating for the benefit of any newbies that might be reading this.
  • san_jose_guy
    7 years ago
    Ha Ha Ha, you know that in my statement I was just being facetious, as I know that I am the epitome of a guy who looks over women and imagines what they would look like in stripper shoes, makeup, and very little else.

    In the organization I am building, a great deal will be expected of the men. It is very high caliber men that we want, usually men who have lots of other options.

    As for the women, once they meet the men, they'll pretty much do whatever is asked of them. And no they will not for us be prostitutes.

    SJG
  • Dougster
    7 years ago
    ^^^ Confirmed SJG = the ultimate misogynist.
  • san_jose_guy
    7 years ago
    Dougster, do you think our regular maximum mileage strip club users are misogynists?

    SJG
  • Dougster
    7 years ago
    That's a good question. Quite honestly I don't know. If they were I doubt many of them would be foolish enough to hint at their real feelings. Some have let their racism slip, so I won't be surprised if there are many closet misogynists here, along with you the overt one.
  • DoctorPhil
    7 years ago
    san_jose_guy is a misanthrope. that’s why the psycho church he is organizing will never have more than one member, that’s why he will never know what it’s like to be with a woman who doesn’t reek of formaldehyde, and that’s why he’ll die alone in his mother’s basement
  • san_jose_guy
    7 years ago
    Dougster, do you think a man who doesn't take women at face value, and who wants to in large measure delimit the terms and conditions of any relationships, is a misogynist? Is he a control freak? Or is he simply a guy who knows what he wants, what works, and gets it? Maybe he is like me, having come to the conclusion that the worst thing one could ever possibly do, the thing which will generate pain and suffering, is to listen to what a woman says and to give her what she says she wants.

    For example, we have lots of members who go to a very high mileage place to the East of Atlanta, and they get what they want.

    I take exception to PUA, MRM, and MGTOW doctrine when it is anti-feminist, libertarian, or otherwise puts forth the idea that they are somehow beating women and gaining the upper hand with them. I don't agree that that is what is happening. Many of the things they say I find to be bullshit

    But of other of their basic insights, I find some of them to be right on and really common sense.

    On the whole, once I was out of the college environment and employed, I have found that women are easy pickings. But actually making a long term relationship work, that is an entirely different matter. But just girls to go out with and fuck, gross over supply.

    Before, high school and college, that was horrid, just like how Elliot Rodger experienced it. Those places are artificial worlds, very unlike the outside world.

    I do think we have to build counter culture, because the mainstream world is HELL.

    With these PUA types, I think some of what they say is common sense. Other of it though, I think is too much based on posturing. A guy with worldly power and confidence does not need to do any of these things. He does not really need to dress nice or work out in a gym either, and he does not need to do any Alpha Male act.

    This guy is interesting:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhB492NF…

    I don't think feminism is the problem. Rather, many of use were raised in marital power struggles. Really, we were manipulated by mothers who were very angry and very unhappy, and who used understandable types of power to manipulate and control our fathers. Now, often these fathers were good for nothing jackasses who should have been ridden out of town on a rail. But we still were getting caught in the female crossfire, and so we need to learn to defend ourselves against certain types of female control strategies. Again not feminism, more neuroticism. Much of it does have to do with monogamy.

    SJG
  • DoctorPhil
    7 years ago
    @san_jose_guy "Maybe he is like me"

    nobody is like you. you're a psycho mistake of nature; emphasis on mistake
  • twentyfive
    7 years ago
    @SJG you make assumptions that are way off base. Actually it is the damaged among us that were raised in the manner you describe. I and most of the people I am friendly with were raised by parents that did their best, those that weren't if they became responsible saw the mistakes made, and corrected them as they themselves became adults. Using your excuses and blaming others assumes you have no free will, nor the moral capacity to recognize right from wrong. Damn man the hallmark of an adult is taking responsibility for your own actions, not blaming them on a long gone parent or an ex spouse.
  • san_jose_guy
    7 years ago
    ^^^^^^ twentyfive, you are a fucking shit head.

    SJG
  • DoctorPhil
    7 years ago
    @san__jose_guy. stop blaming your mother. stop blaming your ex-mailorder bride. you alone are responsible for your mental illness
  • Subraman
    7 years ago
    I do enjoy a game of "guess who is the stripper". Tip-offs include: very attractive and dressed specifically to play that up and attract attention, suspiciously overdone makeup, tats, and a purse worth thousands of dollars. If you get all of those, there's a good chance she's a stripper
  • twentyfive
    7 years ago
    ^^^Why because you can't handle the truth I'm a shithead ? Grow up buddy and get some real help.
  • san_jose_guy
    7 years ago
    Don't believe me, read this:
    https://www.amazon.com/Womens-Room-Novel…

    Then you'll see how unhappy women are in marriage. Or just watch the ABC mini-series made out of it.

    Your the one who needs lessons in taking responsibility for what he says. Were this face to face, you would receive them.

    SJG

  • san_jose_guy
    7 years ago
    Fuck yourself 25, you are the one who needs to grow up. You are the one who is full of shit. You are the one who would not be tolerated f2f, not for 10 seconds.

    SJG
  • san_jose_guy
    7 years ago
    Further discussions about Rollo Tomassi
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDFz5Nwr…

    Still suspending any judgement about this.

    SJG
  • DoctorPhil
    7 years ago
    @san_jose_guy. there's only one reason that your ex-mailorder bride was unhappy in marriage. that reason was YOU psycho boy. don't project her misery to other women or to the institution of marriage. the fault was all yours
  • EastCoaster
    7 years ago
    In my line of work, at any given time I'm around and interact one-on-one with a few hundred women who are professionals-in-training, most of them about 23-28 years old. (Yeah, there are guys that age around too, but who the fuck cares about them?) As you would expect, these women run the gamut from "hot" to "not," but most are pretty much in their prime, physically. Do I ever mentally assess them as stripper material? Guilty as charged. It's an occupational hazard, fed by my avocation as a strip club hound. My boss is about 20 years my junior, and she's at the top of my list. Just sayin'.
  • san_jose_guy
    7 years ago
    Do you envision them in stripper shoes and makeup, and little or nothing else?

    :) :) :)

    SJG
  • Dougster
    7 years ago
    @SJG: You've let slip enough of your true feelings already.

    "You look at women like they are there just for you. "

    Which is absolutely consistent with my guess that one of your mental problems is that you're a malignant narcissist (who is also some kind of mania the last few years at least).

    It's not just women who are just there for you (no independent lives, desires, values of their own), but it's all people:

    If it's women they are either: "strip grade hotties" who are just there to have sex any time you want 24/7 in your imaginary church or they aren't attractive enough, in which case, in you're mind, they are nothing other than potential evil mothers looking to have children because they need someone to control.

    As for males: again you divide them into two categories: those who will worship you and your great mind for starters, but above that, in particular, your great moral virtue as exemplified by the great revolution you are leading.The also need to be willing to abdicate all control to you at the end of the day. Needless to say it pretty hard to find anyone who is willing to do nothing but give SJG his narcissistic supply.

    In the latter case your "splitting" takes over and they are completely evil. If they don't worship SJG then they are just there to be set up as strawmen. Ascribe any belief to them, b/c it will make SJG look better by contrast.

    Okay, that's the detailed explanation. tl;dr = you are nothing but a complete fag
  • Papi_Chulo
    7 years ago
    Well - this thread was massively derailed
  • rane1234
    7 years ago
    Women just got smarter and are trying to make TSAs job easier. Less clothes the better for a random pat down. But yeah theres always some hot women in the airport..they love to fly.
  • flagooner
    7 years ago
    @Papi. I was thinking the exact same thing. Fun read though.
  • twentyfive
    7 years ago
    SJG derails every thread he tries to make them all about himself and for that reason as long as he posts that will continue, now back to is she or isn't she stripper material.
  • Papi_Chulo
    7 years ago
    Don't patronize me flag
  • shadowcat
    7 years ago
    When I worked at LAX we used to go upstairs to the passenger terminal on Friday night to watch all the girls boarding the Vegas flights. Lots of escorts and strippers. :)
  • Subraman
    7 years ago
    I've flown to Vegas a bunch of times in the past few years, and "guess who's the stripper" is enormously fun at the gate on those flights :)
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