how many... does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know....I'm still working on it.

is this light bulb in san_jose_guy's mother's basement?

Only 1 if she's really hot, cause it will actually be some PL that she gets to do it, and she will also have arranged for him to pay for her funeral.

How much is the light bulb willing to pay, in order to be changed?