Excuses for not kissing
larryfisherman
California
We've all had the experience of going in for the kiss on a stripper and her turning away. Sometimes they'll tell you why they can't or won't kiss you. One girl told me she would kiss me, but that she had a cold sore. Another girl told me she would kiss me, but that she had a cough. I had made out with them multiple times in previous times with no objection from them, so maybe they were telling the truth, could have been SS.
I wish some of them would be 100% straight up like, I won't kiss you because I have a boyfriend, or I won't kiss you because you're hideous, or I won't kiss you because you're not paying me enough, or I don't kiss random guys etc.
What excuses have strippers given you for not kissing you?
I wish some of them would be 100% straight up like, I won't kiss you because I have a boyfriend, or I won't kiss you because you're hideous, or I won't kiss you because you're not paying me enough, or I don't kiss random guys etc.
What excuses have strippers given you for not kissing you?
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Lol!
i just want to be sure i’m understanding you. when you say things like “we’ve all had the experience” you are referring to @ranukammissionaryclackportlarryfisherman aren’t you?
It seems to come down to lots and lots of things, but mostly, the more she knows you, feels she knows you, the more likely she'll yield. If she feels that she will be seeing you outside, she'll probably yield. And likewise, if you like her and kiss her, you should start seeing her on the outside, like that night.
But obviously, best to get into this territory in the front room, not the dance booths.
In strip clubs and AMPs, girls have told me, "I don't kiss", and then demonstrably reversed themselves not too long after.
And in AMPs, those who hold back on or decline kissing, they usually totally open up during FS.
But the best is if you are going to be seeing the girl outside. I feel that once she knows this, it puts you into an entirely different category. They always like business cards.
Excuses? Girl on my lap long long ago in MBOT, "If I started kissing I'd be falling in love with all of my clients.
Generally as I have seen, girls who want to set up OTC, they don't make excuses, they just kiss.
Good Luck,
SJG
Joanne Freeman, American Revolution
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shTBSGoY…
You take all the fun out of ragging on you when you lob such easy softballs.
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"No, because you are LarryFisherman."
But BBBJ 'til completion, that's not something I would normally do in that sort of situation, on the clock and girl I just met. FS has more effect on them.
Whether or not girls kiss is not a rational thing. None of this is. So it is completely pointless and counter productive to argue with them.
But the girls trying to set up OTC, they DFK like fire. It is just second nature to them.
In our Mexican Bar underground I would usually start them off with open tongue kissing, so as not to mess them up too much, at least initially.
SJG
Since when did this become a 'lonely hearts' discussion group?
Making out with a stripper may not be bad if it is a non-extras club. But, if it is an extras club, keep this in mind. When you kiss her, you are also sucking the dicks of the customers she has serviced before it was your turn. With that in mind, I am perfectly OK with NOT making out with a stripper when I'm in the club.
Ladies have volunteered reasons for saying no to my requests. Usually it is i dont do that or i save that for my boyfriend.
What do you mean by "even the bathroom troll"? They are top of the pyramid.
Granted, I've never asked. All the dancers I kissed, they have made the move.