Best Strip Club Rule Ever
skibum609
Massachusetts
In my opinion the best strip club rule ever is to turn down the first dancer to approach you when you walk into a club every time, no matter what they look like and no matter what they say. The closer you are to the door when they approach, the firmer the rule is. If they are hot they are all talk and no action. If they are not hot, who freaking cares what they will do to you. If they were worth it, they wouldn't be waiting to pounce on you as you walk in and discover they should be your last and not your first choice.
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SJG
SJG
Let me chill
Side note, the very first dancer I ever met in a club was a true 10, a curvy Italian/ Native American mix, and I turned her down for a lap dance because I didn't know what that was. LOL! Found out shortly thereafter when other dancers educated me. Missed opportunity I'm sure!
And guy with a full wallet.
At a club where I'm a regular, the ones I'm not interested in seem to have picked up on it, so the first one to approach is likely to be either one I haven't tried yet or a regular/CF.
But strip-clubs/strippers are a crapshoot and the first girl to approach you can also be the hottest-one in the club, just like sometimes you may not see the hottest-bitch till you are about to leave.
I've learned to try to be "more flexible" in strip-clubs and not have many hard fast rules (although I'm still a PL-work in progress). I usually like to chill for a bit when I get to the club to settle-in and get my bearings thus don't like being pounced on as soon as I get there - but depending on my mood at times I may hit the PL-ground running and get w/ a dancer shortly after walking-in b/f I've gotten a lay of the talent.
I hit dives w/ cheap-dances thus easier for me to say yes to dances/dancers at any time - in the clubs w/ the more expensive dances I'm much more picky about when I get dances but being a huge PL it would not be past me to walk into a club w/ expensive dances and be getting dances as soon as I walked in b/c the ho just had that affect on me.
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Sounds like most of the guys who walk into a strip club. Not me, of course.
The best one was when i had only taken a few steps into the club when a really cute and fit 20 yr old blonde came up to me and asked if she could join me. My first inclination was to blow her off but as i stood there looking at her cute smile, pretty face, and hot body i said sure and we sat down together at the bar. She didn't even hit me up for a drink, could be because she was underage @ 20 but we sat and talked for a few minutes then i suggested dances. The club had strict rules but she did her best to bend them as i pushed her limits and i bought 2 dances before we exchanged phone numbers.
Two days later i met her OTC and we were in my bed a half an hour later @ a bargain price i might add. I saw her two more times before she disappeared as dancers are know to do but it was a definite wise choice to not blow her off as OP advises.
on the rare occasion a stellar dancer talent hasn't gotten her budgetary needs met on a particular shift. I "playfully" will poke holes in her sales approach, remain outwardly skeptical , and step away (swiftly) when the dancer has no skills in the initial "show me" entertainment. I have no problem telling a "beauty" that I go elsewhere when I strictly want to view exceptional talent (Centerfold's Boston) and thanks for the "air dance"!
The above statement is a generalization, like most of the comments on this thread, and is therefore wrong.....49% of the time....
:-)
Very high mileage clubs where odds are any hot girl still provides.
Black girls if you like black girls. Their hustle is harder.
A truly dead club. If you walk in and there are 6 dancers and you are the only customer, even an amazing dancer might be thirsty.
I do agree that I don't like getting dances as soon as I enter, but wouldn't dismiss one who came up right away. Even if they're faves I like to settle in a bit before I find them if I have to. I understand the risks, but it's on my terms, not theirs.
One rule I do have now is not to get dances from dancers who charge more than the standard club's rate. Maybe they're worth it, maybe they're not. But one too many time they've been too prudish...
1. Never get a dance from a girl the first time you meet her
2. Never get a dance from a girl until you've finished your drink(s).
#2 is also because I dislike the whole 2-drink minimum thing. If the club wants money, just charge me a cover (I'm local) or a higher cover. I don't like the club dictating how I'm supposed to enjoy myself in a strip club (hate clubs that force you to buy drinks to get a lap dance).
beyond that, ski, i personally haven't experienced any correlation between "first girl to approach" and poor service. if she can make it through my gauntlet -- 10+ minutes of great conversation without any selling, then accept my offer of doing a shot, then more conversation, etc. -- then she's qualified. doesn't matter if it's the first girl or the 5th, i dismiss every girl who fails, and give a chance to any who doesn't.
And besides, Don't buy dances!
SJG
Check this out, freaky! I had always heard the rumor that Walt Disney was frozen. I assumed it was the truth. But the family strongly denies it. Cremated 2 days after his death, but first embalmed by county licensed embalmer.
This last would be harder to falsify.
Disney was heavy smoker, lung cancer took him down quite quickly at the age of 65.
So he died 12/15/66, after a lengthy stay in the hospital. They had operated to remove a walnut sized tumor from one lung. They instead found they had to remove the entire lung, and it was already into his lymph system.
Some talk about cryogenic freezing in 1960. But most of the interest started with a 1964 book.
So this group says they stated in 1969, but here on Wikipedia it says they started 12/10/1966. Maybe someone is planting false info on Wikipedia?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_C…
http://www.americancryonics.org/
and then this video about Disney. Though the family has denied it, some do not believe it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=benzXbi4…
Why don't they believe the family? I suspect that it is because maybe they think it is the kind of thing he would do. Money, flamboyant, adventurous, and maybe because he seems interested in the occult?
Here is a video speaking the families story. But I don't see how anything could ever fully substantiate their story. If the world could be fooled, so could the family.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4OgutcP…
This is funny:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvVlMK16…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciu2U42U…
Disney was anti-union
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AAXTOZN…
Disney with a Templar group, and the Masons, and AMORC
http://www.stillnessinthestorm.com/2015/…
Simpsons, making fun of such groups:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZI_aEal…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacques_de…
http://humansarefree.com/2016/04/walt-di…
This says that Disney is not frozen, but that's because he did not act fast enough and missed out. But there were communications about it.
http://mentalfloss.com/article/54196/dis…
I think it's going to be very hard to ever completely settle this.
Doors w/ Eddie Vedder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n23YU6dF…
And so when one approaches you you do have to decide thumbs up or thumbs down.
But it is better if you select the girl and approach her yourself. THat still carries a great deal of weight.
ANd then if one approaches you, there are ways you can talk with her some and slow it down a bit by letting the intensity increase, so it is as if you had selected her.
And thanks to Bj99, you are adding a great deal to these threads.
SJG