Elysium
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20771 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219

My lucky day

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willpete99
Aug 6, 2017, 5:50 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

I'm a very infrequent patron of clubs and when I go I splurge. This was my first visit to Detroit and I read up on PHC so I was already resigned to an expensive night. I also was prepared to hang around a long time to catch time with any stunners I could. I've had my fair share of losing out to whales or just plain being blown off. My game plan was to watch the whole lineup one time through from the safety of my booth, then start courting any targets with stage tips. And shoo away all drive by's as a matter of policy - I need to see them dance to know if I want to spend time with them.

With that as the backdrop, I had just about a perfect time. Got there late afternoon, the first few dancers were decent (7's) but not my type. Then Melissa got on stage. Objectively probably a 7 or 8, but something about her set my heart aflutter. In the meantime I fought off a couple drive by's - one hung around and wasn't taking the hint, but no big deal. Made eye contact a couple times with Melissa and she stopped by. Chatted for awhile (very nice woman, not pushy but also not very flirtatious) and did a set of three dances. She moved very slowly and sensually, let me suck her tits a lot, and did not offer any extras nor does she seem the type to. Asked for $75, I gave her $100 and she seemed thrilled.

Next girl similar story - better body than Melissa, very flirtatious face (forgot her name). I say to myself she's on the to do list and sure enough she also stopped by after just some eye contact so I was on a roll. Also did three dances, which were nice. She offered extras which I refused, then she said it was $100 for the three songs. To avoid negative confrontation I paid her, plus a tip, but crossed her off my list for future business.

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