They won't stop laughing

10 comments

• jackslash

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  7 years ago

  Juice?
• Doces300

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  7 years ago

  They are not laughing at you they laughing with... Oh hell yeah, they are laughing at you...
• RandomMember

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  7 years ago

  Chin up! You're still several orders of magnitude larger than @GeorgeNanoDong.
• ATACdawg

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  7 years ago

  Just tell them that a gorilla's erect penis is only 1" long. That will gain you some respect! ....or maybe not.
• Anon9876

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  7 years ago

  Are you sure you're not so fat that the fat is hiding some of the length. Maybe get dances from skinny girls who don't have implants
• etsutwigg222

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  7 years ago

  Just tell them you can touch your eyebrows with your tongue and tie their clit in a knot with it.
• MrDeuce

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  7 years ago

  Don't feed the trolls.
• sharkhunter

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  7 years ago

  Stop dropping your pants in strip clubs and then they won't know. They only care about getting paid anyway. On the other hand you could whip it out and claim it was your finger and possibly finger her if you could get away with it. It might help if she had a couple drinks so she can't tell the difference. I don't know though, my fingers are longer than 2.5 inches.
• shadowcat

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  7 years ago

  They always ask "who you gonna satisfy with that?" and I reply "Me".
• JAprufrock

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  7 years ago

  Like a fucking trainwreck, I had to click on this to see. Figures it's some guy trying to satisfy his humiliation fetish with a fantasy story. "Are there any clubs out there with girls who won't laugh at a man that is only 2.5 inches when fully erect?" Yeah, man, just look in the Yellow Pages under "Small dick friendly strip joints."