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Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

t'was fun

I visited this club after reading a few reviews on here. The first thing i found on entering the club was all nude so no drink and interesting to find a porn star was visiting.…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Prada was there, but...

I had a little time after work and went to Choice hoping to see Buena. I think she often works on Wednesdays. I arrived a little after 6pm and there was no one at the…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

A little different than what I'm use to, but it works

I've been an infrequent regular at Playhouse in Burlington, but they've had a crackdown on extras, so I decided to try Ballpark tonight. The place is cleaner than I expected, based on the reviews (although the…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Good time

In Atlanta on business, and here it was. Cheetahs is conveniently located in midtown. Safe neighborhood, very nice facilities- definitely upscale end of strip clubs. I did have some chicken wings so I can also…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Decent visit, for what it is right now

In spite of the new world order at PH, I stopped in around 6pm, mostly as a warm-up before an exploratory trip to Ballpark. Was not planning any dance, but my willpower is very…

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I AM THE WHITE KNIGHT OF TUSCL

AND WILL DEFEND HER HONOR, NO MATTER WHAT. HAIL ME FOR I SHALL RESCUE THOSE DANZELS IN PERIL HUZZZZAAAA!!!!!!

Tijuana

Any tips for a newbie? (Tijuana)

I frequented a lot of american strip clubs and recently started to make trips down to adult Disneyland aka Tijuana! I keep hearing from friends and people online of epic front room sessions and make outs. Of my 2 visits…

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what old-fashioned thing, you witnessed recently at a SC?

you know, something you rarely witness at a SC nowadays...

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if you witnessed a public parking lot thief, wwyd?

no, this didn't happen anywhere near a strip club... today, i was about to pull off from an outdoor public parking lot that i was at, when i noticed directly in front of me, a young punk brazenly trying random car…

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Omg love her boobs

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Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

First Strip Club Experience

Catching up on reviews of places ive been to Went here about a year ago as a naive guy at his first strip club. Now that I have been to a couple of other places I…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

It was a decent time

Went to check the club out after having not been for a number of years. Membership + entrance fee was $40. It was OK, and a decent time. The girls were pretty…

The Border Gentlemen's Club

Morrisville, Pennsylvania

Poor selection of girls.

Was in the area so made the bad decision to stop by on a Tuesday evening. Five “girls” working, 2 older white women and Spanish or maybe mixed race 30 something, who I;m 90%…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Very Nice!

I decided to stop in the Playhouse after at least a year since my last visit. I went two weeks ago on a Wednesday, afternoon and I was pleasantly surprised. I did not see…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Diversity

On my trips to hk I like to vary my choices. Of course you will be limited to Latinas but there is a wide range of body types available. There are also occasionally some mixed…

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pregnant

Are there any pregnant strippers currently dancing in the Dallas area? Or the Houston area?

Mouse's Ear

Knoxville, Tennessee

Well Lit, Small stages, friendly girls.

I've been to ME several times over the years. As long as your expectations are realistic you can have a good time talking to, and looking at (but not touching) some cute and friendly girls.…

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Serious Question

Why would anybody consider kissing to be more intimate than fucking?

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Not what I hoped for

My first experiences in strip clubs was as a young adult at Mario's Showplace in Johnston. The older I've gotten and the more time I've spent visiting clubs, the more nostalgic I have gotten for…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Working through the Monday dancers. Still waiting for the stand out

Seems my opportunity to visit C390 has been on Monday afternoons. I think I've had dances from most of the regulars: (Sky - bolt-ons and an attitude; Lola - has gone down hill since she…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Better Than Usual

Stopped in while in town for a friend's b-day. About 14 girls were working by my count. Girls rotated on the stage and there were periodic "Showtimes" when all the "available dancers were called to…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Good despite one girl

Got to Vic’s around 3, was pretty busy as usual, hard to get the attention of the right girl when there’s so many dudes. I was waiting for this one to free up but she…

New York New York Cabaret

Franklin, Ohio

ok - not great - would try something else in the area before returning

Arrived on Monday, 5/6/19. In town for business and picked this club from both reviews and distance to my hotel. Upon arrival (about 9:30pm), parking lot was pretty full. Went in and…

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I truly miss Bare Elegance and Paradise Club in NYC

I was a late starter to the strip club game having been in my late 20s in 2003. But at least I got to experience Bare Elegance and Paradise Club a few times before they closed. Pure dives and I…

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Navy leader who told sailors aboard USS Harry S. Truman to ‘clap like we’re at a

It's beyond the point where you can't say anything anymore without getting in trouble. A Navy Master Chief resigns after facing heat over what to me was a joke comment to fire up his sailors that wasn't directed at or…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Nice Hispanic girl

After striking out at two other local establishments I ended up in the cricket. I have not been here for a while because I generally get frustrated with all the girls sitting with their regulars.…

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Addressing the Kiwi in the Room

In case you missed it, IceyLoco, that paragon of erudition, social justice and political correctness, held a press conference today. At the press conference, attended only by his mama and his pet parakeet), Dr. Loco put on display a…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies

This was my first time visiting Follies in like 8 months. The valet parking has increased, I do no remember it being $10 on my last visit. As always tip the lady for the pat…

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Plans for Mothers Day.

Yesterday a stripper asked me if I had plans for Mothers Day. I replied that my mother had died many years ago. Later I thought to myself that that was a rather unusual question coming from a stripper. I do…

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The Importance of Math When Searching for a New Main Bitch

Some genius (I don’t remember whether it was Newton or Einstein), determined that for most men the ideal age of a female companion is equal to half his age + 7. That formula generally has worked pretty well for me…

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WTF

I don't know what the fuck I did to make so many of y'all wonder, but..... I am not a loser leaf smoking, retarded, collegiate, Millenial, beta cuck who pays strippers and escorts for sex and otherwise masturbates all day because…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Totally worth it

I had a great time here. I thought I'd be annoyed at the lack of privacy during LDs, but I quickly found out that everyone pretty well minds their own business and you can do…

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Hepatitis A at Pasco County strip club.

Hepatitis A vaccination is recommended for anyone who ate or drank between April 24 – May 1 at the ICON gentlemen’s club. More info: https://www.baynews9.com/fl/tampa/news/2019/05/08/dept--of-health--pasco-strip-club-worker-contracts-hepatitis-a

Goldentime Sauna Club Vienna

Vienna, Austria

Nothing Like It

I have been to this Club a few times before and this experience was just as great. The main room is a paradise with a variety of beautiful ladies walking around naked. The food…

Fantasy Shots

San Diego, California

Had a great time

First off, this place is a little hard to get to and seems a little shady when you walk in. But once you’re past the main door (80 dollar cover), it gets fun quickly. Basically…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Small, crowded, festive, and LOUD

I stuck out like a sore thumb in this place, but whatever! There were friendly women who were happy with $5 decent contact lap dances at the bar or on the bench, some a…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

silly me that i would go here

I rolled into this place at about 630pm on a Sunday evening it was dead only one stage open and while I admit I dont count the strippers... it seemed like 5, 6, 7 were working barely a…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Strip clubs in legal pot state rock!

I am not super indulgent on pot because my job requires bi-annual testing, but also it does not do much for me - maybe because I am not indulgent. BUT I had an awesome visit…

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My favorite spot to LDK

I like to LDK at home, all by myself, when nobody is looking

Secrets Gentleman's Club

Tulsa, Oklahoma

First time at Secrets

Went to the club on a Wednesday Afternoon, there was no cover and I bought a beer (about 5 bucks, don’t remember for sure). The club is arranged with the bar at the back left…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

trip to paris

Took a trip to Cricket last thursday, to me this is the best bar in state. Girls not as hot as the big clubs like Penthouse, Flight Club, or Coliseum. But less Bullshit like stuck…

The Palace Men's Club

Corpus Christi, Texas

What’s really going on here

Don’t know what happened to this place. Used to be the place to go any day of the week. The last few months have been a far cry from what this place was in the…

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What a beauty xo

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Happy Hump Day

These humps are so fine these girls got caught starting at theyr own asses... lmfao

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Fantastic Friday

Decided to pop in on a Friday since one of my faves is usually there. No ID check or pat down as usual for me but I think it's cuz they know me by now.…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

One More Try to RP

Slow afternoon at RP After my promise of never get back to the RP, I was in the area and with a free evening ahead. I decided to give it another try. It was like 6pm…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

GREAT time

Well, I'm glad I read all the reviews... I was stopping in Ft Lauderdale for work and made it a point to try this place. Had the two dollars ready for the parking guy.…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Unfortunately, The Only Real Area Strip Club

The facility is clean, and management is decent. Location is right off of the major interstate routes in Springfield. Mixed drinks, wine and beers are reasonable. Expect to pay a cover both…

Stringfellows

London, England

Slow Monday

In town for work, had been to this club 10+ years ago and remembered it being one of the best ever. Things have clearly changed - as it was much slower, less girls, and apparently…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

Mediocre

Came in here on a Monday afternoon around 3pm. Ample parking in a lot at dead end of road. Located in a somewhat industrial part of town. Inside is nice and open with a big…

NYC Gentlemens Club

Flushing, New York

Hot girls exp prices

This place is somewhat of a go to for me during the rush hour if I the traffic gets to unbearable on the bqe or grand central. Location is pretty convenient right along the bqe.…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Very pretty line up.

Last Thursday I stopped for a visit to the only consistent club in NOLA. You will always get diverse group of good locking girls, a good grind, and no real extras. There were…

Heart Breakers

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

One Girl In Particular

Out in the suburbs, but a quick freeway drive from downtown, Heartbreakers is a small club with ample street parking, though I caught a spot in the free lot out back. On this Wednesday…

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Lads set up ‘idiot fund’ for pal who ‘splurged £3,500 on strip club dances

"Idiot" means a normal young man. https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sun-men/4212698/lads-set-up-idiot-fund-for-pal-who-splurged-3500-on-strip-club-dances-after-living-it-up-like-pablo-escobar-on-stag-do/

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Did I just get scammed?

I went in 5/7/2019 around 8pm after bar hopping on Mill Ave. Paid my cover to the gentleman at the podium and took a seat in the back row of chairs (all facing the stage).…

Double Vision Gentleman's Club

Clifton Park, New York

The best in the Albany area...

First of all, Albany strip clubs are terrible, period. Especially when compare to NYC, NJ, and Montreal. Fairly nearby Springfield, MA, is a lot better. (All of those have clubs that are bigger, more girls, hotter…

Glass Slipper

Boston, Massachusetts

Hit or Miss for lap dances, too many fees.

I went to this club on a Wednesday evening. I was charged $20 for the entrance fee. The club was really small with not much privacy. Each girl would dance for two songs. They stayed…

Satin Dolls

Lodi, New Jersey

Decent LDs. Some real hotties.

So I popped in here after sampling almost everything at Harem. No cover. This is literally a block away from there. Walkable. I never have done SC in NJ or NYC so I didn’t have…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Still Best Bang for your Buck

I have been here often and when passing within 15 miles of this place with time I usually make a detour. Parking can be crowded in their in front lot but ample parking within walking…

Bucks's Platinum

Toledo, Ohio

Low key Saturday night at Platinum

I visited Platinum for the first time in quite a while a couple of Saturdays ago. Went there after a hockey game, arriving at its strip mall location about 11 PM, paid the $10 cover,…

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How did you feel when you learned your ATF was a moonshiner's daughter?

Q. How did you feel when you learned your ATF was a moonshiner's daughter? A. I loved her still.

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The Horror of Hair Pollution!

Men have plenty to worry about. They are expected to put meat on the table, keep a roof over their family’s heads, pay for medical costs, clothing costs, educational expenses, buy and maintain automobiles, cover the costs of an…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

Monday Evening is Slow!

Me and a couple of friends came down here on a Monday night just a bit before midnight. Parking was ample and the parking lot was well lit. We came in and paid a cover…

Strippers Gentlemen's Club

Byron, Georgia

Needed an itch scratched

Found myself visiting Macon on a Friday afternoon, and decided to make a detour to check out Strippers. I had the time, so 20 miles out of the way wasn't a big deal. Ultimately, I…

Gold Diggers Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Good time

I was in Houston for work and this is going back a few months. Finished up work for the day and had some time to kill! So figured that I would pop in. When I first…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Didn't get Cheet-ed!

Once again, back in SoFL for one of my quarterly trips so I had to stop into Cheetahs for some early evening fun! That is, once you're finished playing "Dodge 'Em" with that crazy Hallandale…

Pandora’s Lakeside

Fort Worth, Texas

FYI this club is outside of city limits and allows

FYI this club is outside of city limits and allows smoking.

T. U. Club

Fort Worth, Texas

WARNING: This place is NOT a strip club!!!

So the Tu Club is a small club located about 20-30 minutes South of Fort Worth off highway 377. The club is a small brown metal building with a full size medieval knight armor sitting…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

Good value on a Wednesday

I’ve been traveling to Austin for the past few months and have been testing out the circuit here. Went to Chicas Bonitas a couple of weeks back, around 10pm. The club is pretty small and is…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Daytime visit at Pandoras

Never been to this club before, mainly due to Seattle having a less than stellar reputation for gentlemens clubs, but I had some time on a Thursday afternoon and some chatter on the web said…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Oh Lido

Ah, good ol' Lido's. Another spot my team and I like to visit whenever we're in the area because it features the better and more personable dancers on the island. Entry is only $5 and they…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New York, New York

Slow but fun

The overall vibe continues to be the same. This is a slower club, less of a party atmosphere. This evening, there were no dancers on the stage, just a few girls circulating around the handful…

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Club Rating 10 / Dancer Rating 1

This is from someone's recent review. Can you really separate the club rating from the dancer rating to this degree? Doesn't the club rating partly reflect the quality of dancers in it? "Everything is going well... then I start to smell…

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Is it more personal?

Would kissing with tongue, DFK, LFK, FIV, making out, and DATY be considered more intimate and personal than just straight sex?

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Afternoon delight at Vic

I love ghetto vibes. The area is in a cheap neighbourhood, with mom and pop stores, nails salon, and opposite a liquor shop( got my cigarettes). Parking on the road was suprisingly easy, on a saturday afternoon. Called…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

Strange experience

So I stopped in a couple weeks ago. I was hoping to see Cherri, Cream or Lexi. None of theme were working. There were 6 or 7 dancers working of various shapes…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Easter weekend fun (3rd Easter weekend)

Hello and good day to the fellow strip club enthusiasts out there! So it seems I always have the Saturday before Easter free and what better way to spend it than at my favorite…

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To LDK or not to LDK?

Since joining I have read some about LDK. Is this the goal? Is this good or bad? Is it in private only or out in the open? Are some dancers into LDK? Or just put up with that part…

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Crazy Women, and in Strip Clubs too

I have encountered a person who has really shaken me up, a woman, maybe late 20’s. People say she is “insane”. And I have seen her try to steal things from people and try to get people to take sides…

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As of today I have a new boyfriend. If you want me to tell.you what hr is like(I

We been talking off and on.cuz we been knowing each other for a while.but been talking more past few wks K.

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Tampa Club doesn’t disappoint

Was in town for just a couple days, but had to stop in my fav club in the Tampa area. It has been a couple years but nothing seems to have changed.. and thats…

City Lights

Yonkers, New York

not too bad

I went to City lights for the first time. It was pretty nice. The staff mostly is nice. The bar tender was attentive and was friendly too. The dancer were ok. One was super hot, but the…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

Second visit

This visit was my second visit to this club. My first visit was pretty good and so was this one. I got to the club a little to late by getting there at 8:15. The…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

New Talent on a Weekend Afternoon Visit

They had seventeen dancers (three borderline 8’s, some 7’s, and mostly 6's or below) with about two dozen customers when I arrived. Familiar faces were Allie-6, Cassie-6, Chloe-6, Elizabeth-7, Gracie-6, Kyra-7, Mackenzie-5, Pixie-7, Polly-borderline…

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Does one get dizzy playing yoyo

How the hell do all the trolls keep their shit straight without confusing their comments on all the posts? Hell, I would feel like a yo-yo needing a batch of Lithium infused wine to wash down my Clozapine just…

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Would you turn your good friends in for some super hot chicks that want to have

I was having this discussion with a couple buddies who grew up right next door and across the street from me. I brought up if grew up next to hot girl next doors instead of the dude next door’s that…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Slow, even for a Monday Night

Went to Desire to watch Celtics and Bruins playoff games as well as Red Sox, all starting at 7:00. Place was pretty empty, perhaps because of said games. $7 entry fee. No license scan. Mostly…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Good club, good company

This was a pre-arranged meet up with another TUSCLer and I’m pleased to have met him in his territory. I entered the club at just about 3:00 pm, knowing I had a 6:30 flight. Coming in…

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OT: Gloryhole etiquette

Anyone have much experience? ie: are condoms cool or frowned upon? And is there a way to partake if you are only willing to have the opposite sex on the other side? Or is it strictly for guys who are…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Terrible start, great finish

I walk in and it is virtually empty. I am one of 2 or 3 customers. So I start to sample dances. Nothing stood out until I talked to one of the thicker girls who…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

3rd time is not the charm

Usually I read reviews about how girls are usually occupied by regulars but I never experienced it until this time. Most of the girls were taken which I understand. That’s guaranteed money from them so…

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Why would mileage be better on dayshift?

Been seeing a lot of mentions of better mileage during day shifts rather than at night... what are your thoughts on reasons for that?

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

Just Fine for a Sunday

In town on business and stopped by OTB. It's a well kept up cub about 10 minutes from where I stay in Oak Creek. This evening they had 6 or 7 girls working which is…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Pleasant surprise

The only clubs I have been to in the detroit area are the 8 mile clubs and TL (the little hole in the wall club in Macomb county) but I found myself in Lincoln Park…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Always reliable

Stopped by Mickeys on a recent trip down 95. Hadn’t been here in probably 6 months. Nothing changed with the venue. Beer price was $4 for a Bud. Regular…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Been Awhile

I took a break for awhile from the scene. Some recent chatter got my attention, so I decided to check out any new talent. Much of the place is the same: bartenders; bouncers;…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Back Soon

So, not a review I guess but an update. I’ve spoken with a lot of the dancers and one of the guards at Boogie Nights and they all say that they’re reopening soon. Wasn’t too…

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Beating sc to the punch!

"Female found dead at northwest Miami-Dade strip club, police say" https://www.local10.com/news/florida/miami-dade/female-found-dead-at-northwest-miami-dade-strip-club-police-say

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Hong Kong on a weekday afternoon

I was travelling to San Diego on business and reviewed my options for an SC visit. I originally planned to hit some SCs, maybe see an AMP or two, but then read about the…

Tijuana

Tijuana Question

If I go on a business trip to San Diego, would it be worthwhile to skip across the border? Are there any good clubs in TJ?

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THE TUSCL OFUD(ONE FUCKED UP DUDE) AWARDS: OFFICIAL THREAD

THIS WEEK'S WINNER Liwet - When hoes reject your money and you get 86d from clubs for being creepy, yeah I donno ROTFLMFAO

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THE WORLD ACCORDING TO TRICKS ON TUSCL

1- Young hoes fuck old tricks cos they're attracted to them. 2- 18-20 something year old dancers are attracted to old men. 3- The biggest problem facing the world is that socially retarded white guys can't get laid. 4- Its racist for anyone…

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OT: Fuck State Farm

I Have a State Farm agent who I have been with for years. He is a great guy and has helped me in some sticky insurance situations. He is growing and has more office assistants to help him keep up…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Good Time

. Last night I arrived late to the hotel, tried to contact some escorts from this forum but none replied, so I took an Uber to Seductions. No line outside, I paid the cover fee and…

Cheetah of Southern Pines

Aberdeen, North Carolina

Worst Club Ive ever been to

I came this place on a Monday to catch the Warrior Rockets game. Club is in an old run down strip mall type building, wasn't expecting much considering this is probably one of the only…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Chicken n dance

Came in on a Thursday around 12:45pm. Lunch was good. Had a beer. Started at the rail, tipping a few dollars. The talent was really nice. All shapes and colors available today. Most have…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Pretty good time at GC

Came here on a Monday night after a baseball game, totally unsure what to expect. Cover was $20 at the door and I was able to seat myself towards the back of the room. In…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

In the Neighborhood

I've been coming here off and on for years and nothing has changed. They lost their liquor license years ago, so dont look for that. Parking is a couple of bucks and you pay…

Pony T's

Sauget, Illinois

Great afternoon

I made an afternoon visit to PTs. Not my first visit, but it's been too long since the last. No cover in the afternoon. I was greeted by a dancer a few minutes…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Slow Monday, but worth it.

Stopped by on Monday afternoon. Scarlett's was near dead but a few cuties wondering around. Mostly Hispanic; one blond with huge nails...but stuck on her cell-phone. A black chick did a couple dances on stage…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

My Fave Club at the Moment

If you search back some months, you'll find a review I wrote called "Major Overview" which will tell you a lot. Briefly, this club has the best eye candy I've found in Los Angeles. The…

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Young Dancers

Fuck. We're getting deluged by them now in my local clubs. I'm not surprised given how good the money is getting in clubs around here, and they sure can be nice to look at, but they are fucking…

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Bike lane assault at Rick's Minneapolis

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Stage Dolls

Great Meadows, New Jersey

Not a bad spot

I was in the area so decided to stop in and check this place out. Walk in and there is a rectangular bar. I sat down and ordered a beer. Reasonably priced.…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Great Visit

Got there early and it was good to see as many dancers that early. Past visits the dancers were not showing up until almost 2. Plenty of variety, with some old and new faces to…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Downhill

Years ago I was a regular here, this place was THE place for some good quality fun. When you walk in, the bar/stage/seating is to the right and the dances take place to the left.…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Where are My Favorites

This club has really become a hit or miss thing. I went in on a Tuesday evening thinking I would run into a couple of my favorites, but nary a one of them were there.…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Rude girls and junkies are the theme. No hot women

So with club 1245 being renovated most of the girls decided to dance at Jens. Prices are exactly the same. 5 in the floor, 20 topless 30 nude. Didn't get any dances, there were no…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

It has been years since

Last time I was at Gallagher's I had Nautica Thorn's tits & ass in may face as she was crawling across the bar collecting tips. Well that was 2005 if I remember correctly. How things…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Westminster, California

Girls here DONT GET NAKED

So yes, this place is kind of a strip club. Girls sorta show their titties onstage. But. Even in VIP you will not see a titty come out. What the fuck! Plus sides, it’s relatively cheap.…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Good Times! Hot Dancers! Spent So Much $$$!!

I arrived around 11PM on a Thursday night and the place was pretty crowded. I loved that the bartender was topless! There are two dance areas that stretch the length of the open area. There…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Quiet weekday

So it’s been a while since I’ve been in Tampa, only in town for a Thursday night so I wanted to make the most of my time and get the most bang for my buck.…

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What is the secret to making a stripper go, "Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm"?

Q. What is the secret to making a stripper go, "Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm"? A. Duct tape.

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Hot chick

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A Prescient Barber Predicted My Golden Era

Barbers often get chatty while they cut your hair. Some barbers regard lively chatter an essential part of the barbershop experience that they must provide to keep their customers happy. When I was in my late 30s I went to…

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If i was to use the system

Id know look like a King Pin from Dare Devil lol

The G Spot

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

sinclair's Review

I visited The G-Spot on a Friday night. The private club is located in a prefab aluminum building on the main drag of Sabula, just a stone’s throw from the Mississippi River. The door is…

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

Worse than last time

I've been to this club many times, but stopped over a year ago because the quality had dropped significantly. I was always content that this was a bar first and strip club second. A place…

Norma Jeans

Baltimore, Maryland

So my lady wanted to go to a stripclub

So my lady wanted to go to strip club where she could sit and look at booties. This trip was prompted by one of the many instagram models we as a couple enjoy looking. Miss…

Playmates Club

Miami, Florida

My Spanish Sucks

I was in town for business and thought I’d stop by and check this place out. Between my lack of Spanish skills and the girls’s broken English, I had a tougher time enjoying myself than…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Short visit

Went on a Sunday afternoon which was probably a mistake. It was dead. I was the only customer. There was one girl dancing on stage and a couple of others sitting around.…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

Review

Went by on a weeknight. Gave the doorman a pass from a different club and was let in. It was around 11 and the club was busy. This was surprising because the dance prices have…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

This was a mixture of the good, the bad, the fugley

Wordy... see previous reviews. This was the first time in a long time that I ventured on a friday evening. I purposely waited until 6pm, the pace was packed!! So now for the details. A…

Mouse's Ear

Knoxville, Tennessee

Nice looks, but you shouldn't plan to touch

Business took me to Knoxville, and we heard that the Mouse house was the best club in town. It was relatively easy to find, just south of I-40. Nothing outlandish or overly noticeable about…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Just ok

Arrived around 10pm with a six pack which you leave at the bar by the front door. Since it is BYOB the bar is quite a sight, over 100 bottles of vodka, etc that people…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

O n e S l o w M o n d a y N i g h t

Needed a quick escape from the family at an airport hotel nd slipped off to Oasis. What a disappointing vibe. The place was quite dead. Frankly, there were more dancers than customers...sometimes…

Outer Limits

Des Moines, Iowa

Definitely a regulars bar

Stopped here late in the afternoon. I think the cover was $5 or $10 can't quite remember. Went up to order a drink and wasn't even sitting down and someone says I was "stealing" their…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Better Talent

I don't think I have ever been to this club on a Saturday. I am a weekday business traveler most of the time, but I had a flight out of DTW at 5:00 and…

Coyote Cabaret

Glendale, Arizona

Never Changes

I've been to this place numerous times. The last time was 3 or 4 months ago. Usually I'm here on a Monday or Tuesday night. I thought I would try what should…

Mirage Exotic Nightlife

Greensboro, North Carolina

Thursday night visit

While traveling for work I ended up staying in Greensboro less than a mile from Mirage so stopped by on a Thursday night about 7:00. I'd been there once before so knew what to…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

A good visit

Visited this club around 10:00PM. Easy parking and entrance. Upon entering, stage was relatively active and plenty of girls were working the room. Girls appeared to vary pretty widely in ethnicity, style, size, etc.…

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Flipped a therapeutic massage therapist

I go to an AMP that has been determined to be strictly therapeutic on rubmaps. I went there about three years before my Chinese honey gave ma a hj. I tip well. she says she envies my wife. is…

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Can't find a thread

A couple hours ago I responded on a thread pointing out how @IceyHomo is a hypocrite, but now I can't find the thread. Is the site acting up?

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How often did u dream of ur wedding day b4 it happened?.

Just curious :)

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Does anybody have experience with the VIP room at the Palace in San Antonio?

I read about it in a review elsewhere and was wondering if it was an ad or someone who genuinely had a great time.

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@georgebailey thx for the kind trust! Some of y'all are so sweet !!

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Tijuana help...

So I have a trip planned for this Friday, maybe just for the day or staying overnight at Cascadas until Saturday morning. I’ve been to Tijuana many years ago but do not remember to much as I didn’t even know…

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Roger Stone's new career path

http://m.tmz.com/#!article/2019/05/06/roger-stone-strip-club-appearance-raise-money-defense-criminal-case/

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To.those who.like their wife to at least an extent, What are reasons that u lovr

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A Good Lawyer

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any…

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Will Somebody Please Comment on Icey ‘s Posts?

The sound of crickets chirping on those posts kept me awake last night. https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php?id=65518 https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php?id=65525

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Anticipation

Planning a club visit in near future. Made me wonder, which gives you more pleasure, the anticipation of a visit, or reliving in memory your most recent visit? I realize this is most relevant to those who club less frequently…

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Earliest and Latest Time You have Clubbed?

I consider the day starting at 7 am. In NJ we have a lot of breakfast clubs, but the earliest ive stopped by a club has been 1 pm. The latest probably 3 am in my younger days at an after…

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How Did You React When You Were First Told About Sex?

I remember the day my dad decided to burden me with the ugly truth about how babies are made. I was 10 years old at that time. Immediately after breakfast my dad asked me to join him in…

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

What is the protocol when u are seated near the

What is the protocol when u are seated near the left end of the bar and the guy next to you drops trou and his dancer backs her ass onto his d*ck? Ignore? Watch her? Watch the TV? Tip…

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How can you make a stripper feel wanted?

Q. How can you make a stripper feel wanted? A. Rat her out to the police.

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Google Translate is a great free app. Been playing around

Google Translate is a great free app. Been playing around with it. Need to download Spanish, then you use the text portion without an Internet connection (I have a company phone and like to turn it off in Mexico just…

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real names

I'm wondering how common this is, but lately it seems like ever stripper I have more than a few minute conversation with ends up telling me their real name, and often where they live within our first or 2nd conversation.…

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Omg im managing 4 Girlfriends lol

Damn these bitches... Got 4 legit GFs from the civilian world. One is 40 and works Zaxbies One is 24 and works retail at the mall One is 18 and a cashier at the grocery store One is 33 and works at the factory…

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Cinco De Mayo anybody doing anything cool?

I went out to two clubs, NO dancers at either one. This is in El Paso, Texas. Being a Sunday doesn’t help either I’m sure. But I just had it in my head that this holiday would be some utopian…

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VIP experiences in Denver

Best VIP experiences in Denver clubs? Costs? r

Glass Slipper

Boston, Massachusetts

Looking for info on a young petite black girl from

Looking for info on a young petite black girl from Lowell, Dances under the stage name " Vee".

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For the Strippers here. What is your method of targeting a customer?

What gets you as a dancer to go up to a particular guy and start marketing your skills in the SC? If there are 5 guys not taken up by another dancer, what makes you choose one over the other…

Tijuana

Questions about VIP experience in Tijuana strip clubs

I'm planning my first trip to Tijuana, and so I have been doing a fair amount of research here on tuscl. I'll be staying at Hotel Cascadas for at least 3 days, and of course spending a good amount…

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Plz try my spinach and provolone recipes..also hmu if u want chicken recipe

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Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

When is the best night to see a lot of

When is the best night to see a lot of girls working?

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What’s the typical mileage on a dance?

Dances only not VIP. U.S. only. TJ is on a different level. Here are my bases: First base: Boob and ass grabbing. Grinding. Second base: Stick shifting and FOV Third base: LFK Fourth base: DFK, FIV In my experience, it has only been first base…

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They shot at me, dropped k-word after finding out I was black, stripper alleges

In South Africa they use the k-word instead of the n-word. https://citizen.co.za/news/south-africa/crime/2126458/they-shot-at-me-dropped-k-word-after-finding-out-i-was-black-stripper-alleges/

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Home made porn

For a variety of reasons, sex is becoming a real challenge to me “physically”, but I’m still as horny as always. My ATF and her BF live together and she’s told me and shown me pictures of them fucking &…

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Best ways to butter up a stripper part 2

I found this thread from 2007 and thought even though the person who started it might have left TUSCL, I would start a second part because if then it wasn’t my intention to butter her up, I did once say…

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A Solution to Racism

Racism is a poisonous brew. It should be eliminated. I have a suggestion: Let’s bring back the miscegenation laws! Only this time, instead of prohibiting miscegenation, let’s make it mandatory! The benefits are obvious. First, miscegenation can be loads…

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What happened to the dyslexic stripper?

Q. What happened to the dyslexic stripper? A. She walked into the bra and took off her bar.

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Mileage Variations and Would You?

If there is a dancer who provides a repeat customer, who tips her more than double the average but receives less mileage than other guys she doesn't know as well and who don't tip her as much, what would explain…

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When do you check TUSCL?

1. When I am taking a shit 2. When my job has me wait 3. When a food place has me wait 4. Nothing goin on at the SC and/or don’t want the fat stripper to try and “get wit dis” 5. When I’m…

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Has a stripper ever paid you after FS?

Crazy story. I have been eyeing a girl for weeks at my favorite club and finally got the nerve to ask her for a VIP room. Typically we only did lapdances. In VIP she offered FS for $200 and we…

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Met the Maestro ! Ultimate Strip Club Hound

Incident happened a month ago and still cannot stop thinking about it. I visit several clubs in Austin, TX. From time to time I run into same customers in multiple clubs. Our only connection is we are strip club customers.…

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Brown vs red lipstick .which one looks better on me(pics)

I just uploaded pix so u can tell me. Also what u think of my makeup cuz I know y'all are into a specific type of makeup. K

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Catch-22

It's a tactic well used by the left in attacking conservatives, and used by @IceyHomo in his racism charges. Example. A white man is racist if he buys services from a black sex worker because he is exploiting her for racial reasons. A…

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High School Sex Worker Featured in School Paper Debuts as Stripper in S.F.

It's good to see a high school student choosing a lucrative career instead of settling for some dead-end job like nursing. https://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/video/4078544-high-school-sex-worker-featured-in-school-paper-debuts-as-stripper-in-s-f/

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Fuck

I’m turning into a full-blown nympho. The more I fuck the more I need to fuck, not the other way around. Sometimes I fuck so much I start to pass out, and then I can hardly remember anything.…

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I WANNA CUDDLE WITH NICOLE ON CHATURBATE....

OK

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Is my outfit ugly

Uploaded pic in.black top.that I wanna wear to park. Is it ugly hot or avg. Thx

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Fun facts about CNN

Their viewership has declined. How badly ? ■ According to Wikipedia, the population of prostitutes in the U.S. (approximately one million) is larger than the population of CNN viewers. ■ One survey suggests there could be twice as many witches and pagans…

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Nicole and icey: would u put us in the same. Category? Why or why not.

K

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That moment when you're 2 gorgeous 4 the world 2 handle

https://www.instagram.com/p/BwYGySBlCaD/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Jealous ugh

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Quality of Dancers Down

In my opinion quality of strippers has gone down over past 10 years or so. I'm talking about nyc/CT area anyway. Has anyone else noticed this? You think it has to do w online things - like the hottest girls…

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Power & Division Among Mongers

The denizens of TUSCL have drawn the battle lines. Both sides think they cornered the market on wisdom while the others are juvenile posers some of whom have very obviously never even set foot in a strip club. Conspiracies to…

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Guns, Strippers, and Fancy Dinners: How One Opioid Company Bribed Doctors to Pre

You had me at strippers. https://news.vice.com/en_us/article/7xg8ke/guns-strippers-and-fancy-dinners-how-one-pharma-company-bribed-doctors-to-prescribe-fentanyl

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Why is a stripper like a doorknob?

Q. Why is a stripper like a doorknob? A. Because everybody gets a turn.

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Are any of the former long-time "franchise" dancers still here?

Are any of the former long-time "franchise" dancers still here? Mustang (the legend)? Lauren (blond cougar)? Gina (athletic blonde milf)? Or others?

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Glendale CO 2AMer.

GLENDALE, Colo. — A popular gentleman’s club was closed for an investigation Thursday night following an altercation that the Glendale Police Department said left a 48-year-old man dead. Officers first arrived at Shotgun Willie's at 490 S. Colorado Blvd. just after…

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Damnit! Next week is but another dilemma.

Last week I was torn between AMP vs SC. I made the wrong choice by going to a SC that WAS becoming my favorite, but they ended up treating me like shit! Thus, this coming week will probably be…

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I fucking hate it when I am the most recent responder!

Damnit! I fucking hate it when you guys/gals take forever to respond to posts! Especially when I am on my 4th 16 ounce vodka infused wine. Shit. Every day is a Monday to me. Hell, every day is…

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Experiences with sundresses....

So I am one of those guys who loves gown clubs. I love the suspense and I like women to act classy not raunchy. However I generally find hot young baby strippers at non gown clubs so once I find…

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If I give y'all a recipe Will talk try it plz***

K lol

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If I give talk a recipe will talk try it please..minwant feedback on how it tast

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Why do I attract every military guy I encounter even tho i don't care about guys

K

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Blocking iceberg cookoo

I believe it’s prudent and very intelligent to block that moron there isn’t a thread he doesn’t ruin, anyone who thinks they are standing on some principal by allowing him to post is an idiot. His goal ala dougster is…

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Miami/ Hallendale area

Hello all! I was wondering if any new advice about this area. I was there several years ago and loved Tootsies although didn't love how aggressive they were to get you into a VIP room Another discussion I wanted to bring…

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THE TROLLS ARE VERY VERY CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So they claim I'm IceyLoco. They claim IceyLoco is a woman. But claim I'm a man. LULZ

First Visit to a Strip Club

As the outdoor lights faded, the darkness enveloped me as I entered in a dark corridor. I still remember my pulse pounding throughout my ears, racing, and sweaty palms as I timidly handed my ID to the bouncer. At the time, I had seen exactly one set of real boobs, had sex with one person, and was exposed solely to porn. I was, in dealing with sex a novice and I wanted to experience something new. As the bouncer’s eyes scanned over me, I have to say I probably looked like an addict who hadn’t had a fix in far too long. So it was with me. Entering the floor was a realization of my every desire. Perfection took many…