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Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Consistent

Stopped by pretty early, about a half hour after noon, took a seat, and got a water. On stage was Leah, looking good, who was then followed by a tall blonde whose name I didn't…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Fun times in the back

Went to P10 last week during the day and within a few minutes of sitting down, met this tall, slender brunette with the most magnificent fake boobs I’ve ever seen in person. We chatted for…

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Recognizable?

Do any of you think that any of the dancers at your regular clubs can identify you simply by reading this forum? I wouldn't be at all surprised to find out it's a yes for me, but I don't think many…

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Phoenix TR

First, thank you guys from Phoenix for all the spot-on advice and g-2. Quick TR. First, background: in January I asked for advice on SCs for Phoenix, since a bunch of my buddies and I were planning a trip…

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Hi, Ho, Harvey Illinois - Oh, Not Da Mayor

When the Mayor of Harvey, (allegedly) has been shaking down the owners of the only profitable businesses in town -- Collusion, Club Closing and Corruption resulted in more than customers being screwed. the Feds set up a wire: https://chicago.suntimes.com/?post_type=cst_article&p=1922809

Fairways Inn

Smyrna, Delaware

Dover Down

This review covers two visits made this past weekend, on Friday night and Saturday night (was in town for the weekend). Both nights, I spent time hanging out at the bar and took visits into…

Trails Men's Club

Salt Lake City, Utah

I do NOT understand this club

I went in to the club on a Sunday afternoon having just arrived in SLC for business. The girl at the door was friendly, but a bit strange, after asking how my day…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Everything is bigger in Texas

It's been awhile since I've been here but the club never ceases to amaze me on the size of the place nor the number of dancers working, even on a Sunday night. Most girls…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Hump Day

Ive been coming to this club for the last 7 years of so... Easy to find, short drive off the highway, safe parking, actually the staff has a camera in the parking lot. Over the…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Slim to rescue

Visited Atlantis after a long gap. Was there at 5 till 6:30. May be they have changed TV’s since my last visit. The place was cold and for some time I didn’t realize that the…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

New Faces

No need to go into directions, size, design or superlatives about the staff and managers because I did that before so if you're interested in that stuff, scroll down to Christmas Naughty List. My ATF worked…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Not really impressed

I’m heading south for some spring training baseball and stopped here for a break from the driving. I’d been here twice before and had one good time and one “eh” time. I’m starting to think…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Loud!

I’ve always found strip club music to be annoyingly loud, but this place was ear-numbingly so. The next time I’m driving through Florida I’ll try a different club in the area. I had stopped in Cocoa…

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National Napping Day !

Who comes up with this shit ? OK guys. Take a nap today. https://nationaldaycalendar.com/national-napping-day-day-after-return-of-daylight-saving-time/

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Only club in Indiana

With the Indy clubs getting lame it was time to drive up US 31 to the gold standard in Indiana, the Hip Hugger. Got in the club around 1 pm on a Wednesday.…

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WORLD15 dead in shooting at Mexican nightclub

Not in TJ. TUSCLers should be OK. https://bnonews.com/index.php/2019/03/15-dead-in-shooting-at-mexican-nightclub/

Obsessions Gentlemen's Club

Hampton, New Jersey

Check it out

The parking was ok, the bar was kind of hard to spot if you don't know what you're looking for. I got there around 12:00 so it was dark. There was no cover charge…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

never disappoints!

The ambiance of the club was a little different that what i have become accustom to. It was a rather slow night with about 18 women when i was walking in a few of them…

Jaguars Gold Club

Longview, Texas

Waste of time

I had to create an account just to leave a review. This was the biggest strip club let down in a decade. They only had 3 girls working on a Sunday evening.…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Very Hit or Miss

If you’re staying downtown, this place is a bit of a hike. 20 mins if there’s no traffic. Once you get there cover is $28. That doesn’t include a mandatory non-alcoholic drink…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

Glad I CAME

Read the reviews on here about this place and also checked out their website and decided to visit. The website has a gallery so you can see some of the girls. Good thing there is…

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What did the stripper say when she found out she was pregnant?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What did the stripper say when she…

Deja Vu presents Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Shreveport, Louisiana

Lots of young, pretty, tatted bumpkins

Left Wild Orchid which was terrible. Headed ten miles to Hustler at about 3:00 a.m. Cover was $10 but I didn’t get charged. I think the doorman recognized me. Or thought he did. (My younger…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Disappointing Friday Night at Penthouse

I have been to Penthouse (fka Scores) several times in the past couple of years. Although, I generally remain a fan of the club, my last couple of visits have been somewhat disappointing. …

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

The women here need confidence

This place is located off of 70 West, it’s one right, a left and a right into the parking lot. I hate to speak bad on my city but I’m always trying to park in…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Even less nude than before

Another attempt to see if centerfolds is worth a trip, my friend and I went on a saturday night to end an evening of clubbing. The bar side is still closed down and locked…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Recent trip

It’s a place I stop by every time I am in the area. Stopped by while returning from philli. Nice little club inside an adult toy store. 10 bucks let’s you in. Pay at the…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Disappointing Friday Night At Penthouse

I have been to Penthouse (fka Scores) several times in the past couple of years. Although, I generally remain a fan of club, my last couple of visits have been somewhat disappointing. My most…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Underrated club that's great for low key visits

The club inhabits one half of the first floor of a building, the other half is a liquor store. You open the front door and are immediately at the bar which is long and narrow.…

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Do strippers ever get emotionally invested in a customer?

I mean, I suppose they can. Anything is possible. I ask this because i assume I'll get a response like "they're human too. They have feelings and emotions like everyone else" and while that is very questionable, i think about…

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I'm thinking about becoming a camgirl

I live in an area where there are strip clubs everywhere. There are also plenty of pole dancing & exotic dancing classes offered in studios which I have taken with their new client offers. In total I have taken a…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

Deja Vu --give it another try

OK was bored on a Saturday night and decided to dive Deja Vu another try as I didn't want to drive the 45 minutes to the Seattle clubs. I hadn't visited Deja Vu for 3 months…

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"The whole conviction of my life now rests upon the belief that loneliness, far

When we examine the moments, acts, and statements of all kinds of people -- not only the grief and ecstasy of the greatest poets, but also the huge unhappiness of the average soul…we find, I think, that they are all…

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stripper accessories & jewelry

Does that matter to you when feeling a preference for some dancers over others? I personally really love and prefer hot strippers with dangly or hoopy earrings, lots of bracelets, ankle bracelets, pierced belly button, necklaces, sharp-looking, well done nails, toe…

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On -line porn

MyATF is living with her BF more than 1000 miles away from me. They’re both working day jobs but they’re uneducated, unskilled, 30 year olds. She & I talk most every day and the two of them are into some…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Wednesday night visit

This review is of a visit to Hip Hugger on Wednesday night. The cover after 6 pm is $5. Enough has been of the layout but dances are conducted in the back without any privacy.…

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Struggling with reviews, apologizing to the community

When I first began posting reviews it was FUN and exciting, now I’m having real trouble coming on here and relating experiences man. I want you guys to get the best services for a fair price BUT, it’s hard man.…

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Boring trip to Wise Guys

After a physically draining trip with my buddy at Wise Guys, we headed over to Wise Guys to see some better looking girls at the stage. When we got there, Lexi served us our beers…

Secrets Gentleman's Club

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Good VIP visit

I had to spend the night in Tulsa on my way to OKC and decided to hit Secrets since it had been a year since I was there and extras where always available. $5 cover…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

General downswing since IC/employee change

So this review covers a couple of different visits, both during the week (Thursday) and weekend (Saturday), and mostly I'm writing to give an update on the club since the recent switch from classifying dancers…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Second trip changed everything...so much better!

This is my second trip to PO and I never thought I’d ever go back after my first trip which was awful. But I was in the area and had time to kill, so what…

Fancy's

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Just stopped in to say hello

I was back in town and decided to see if there were any faces/tits at Fancy's I remembered. Beer was $3.50 and cover was $5 just as I remember. As soon as I walked through…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Classy Club but Show and Entertainers -- Not Scintillating

Visited about 10pm on a Thursday night in March. Got a parking space on Howard street, so things started out well. Cover was $20, after a short wait to get in. Inside, club is…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Needs Some Work

As many other reviewers have noted, this is more a neighborhood bar with poles. Not an inaccurate description, which is too bad, because the talent level is quite impressive at times. I arrived and grabbed a…

Billy Dean's Showtime Cafe

North Bellmore, New York

Been a long time

So I decided to come back to this place after hearing some changes that happened. I went on a Thursday around like 10-11 at night and it’s the same cover 15 bucks and 18yr olds…

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Stripper Ranking List

It may be a fun practice for anyone has been in the game for some time or clubs often. Also having good memory doesnt hurt. Simply list all the dancers you have been with and rank them from best…

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Poll ?

Applies to those that TUSCL on their phones. I find it almost impossible to type on some threads on my ph with the new look where the thread-title is static and statically takes a good portion of the screen - then…

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New Detroit Club

I just saw it posted on USASG that a new club is going to be opening in Detroit on March 15. The club is named “Charmed Gentlemen’s Club” and it will be at the address of the former Power Strip…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Definitely worth a visit

I always make an effort to visit Cheetahs every time I go to San Diego. It recently got a remodel and looks very cool on the inside. Cover charge was around $20 and I pulled…

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Anyway to unclick approve?

A few days ago I unintentionally approved a review without reading it. I guess I somehow was scrolling on my cell phone and pushed approve. I have no idea who it was or the quality of it Anyone know if…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

This club has been promoted to "Old Reliable"

I travel for work. A lot. When I travel, I look for three things in any city I'm in, especially if I've not been to that city before: 1) steakhouses 2) museums 3) strip clubs.…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

Poor customer treatment and low employee loyalty

I walked in around 11 pm and saw the usual array of talent, or "talent". An aggressive AA dancer asked me if I wanted a dance before I'd even set my coat on the…

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Strippers With Face Tattoos

This is a disturbing trend I'm seeing: more and more strippers and young people in general are tattooing their faces. Recently, I've been seeing at least one stripper with a face tattoo for every two strip clubs I visit. Five…

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Is wearing a sports bra really an invitation to gawk

I'm wearing sports bra while going out . it's one thing to look or stare ..but u really gonna make it obvious for a sports bra that girls wear so often...? I'm not wearing booty shorts with my butt out which…

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IceyLoco ... when a troll persona falls apart

Just got blocked by IceyLoco troll for calling him out about posting verifiably fake images of his "bitch". Here's the thread: https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php?id=64391 Here's the thread with most of my posts intact: 01 https://imgur.com/a/JSQvea0 02 https://imgur.com/a/BMv5Fww 03 https://imgur.com/a/RSDr7yT 04 https://imgur.com/a/fWiv0kR Anyone who thinks he/she isn't a completely fake troll is pretty much…

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Feeding off of rogertex thread

What are things that make a strip club great?

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Tried out 3

1st tryout went to Marissa - looked good on stage - came around barside - she felt good and was very hands on a sexy - but really pushy upsell to Champagne room - told…

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Blahblahblah23 found her stabby emoji!

https://thechive.com/2019/03/08/perfectly-high-res-knockers-of-all-sizes/?li_source=LI&li_medium=next-post Check out pic #12 she has her stabby emoji ready to cut that thing off and set those puppies free! She is sexy as hell in that pic... Hopefully she does not find her emoji like #71. She looks dangerous,…

Goldrush Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

Afternoon Chill

Goldrush Showbar is a nude club with AA dancers near the ATL airport. For some reason the spot doesn’t get many TUSCL reviews (five in all of 2018, none so far in 2019) but,…

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Millennials

I guess our millennials found out the hard way, second place is really first loser

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

First time in a long time

Hadn't been here in awhile due to work and general life events. Rolled in about 10:30. Presented my old Z-bone card (remember those?) and got the discount on the entrance fee. The Door guy saw…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Cheap and easy

I hit Dollies after a late lunch with my buddy. $3 each to get in. The parking lot is monitored from the inside by a camera. Inside, is a typical dive bar. Unlike your local…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Quick in and out with Babydoll

So this is the quickest (and probably cheapest) I've ever gotten in and out of the 19th hole. When I came in, no cover, sat at the back of the bar, and ordered a bud…

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Fake reviews

There were a series of fake reviews posted for Sapphire in Las Vegas They were posted by Robber-1 Robber-2 Robber-3 Robber-4 All 4 reviews were approved by DC9428 Nashman TitLover69 All 7 accounts have been removed entirely. Thanks to 501traveller for the heads up. I gave him all the…

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ID Scans at Hi-Liter Phoenix

I went to Hi-Liter unexpectedly Friday night about midnight with a couple friends. We walked up, showed, ID got wanded and entered after paying the cover. We didn't stay long because it was too packed. Then on Saturday evening, I…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Bambi is an angel

Went to The Landing Strip about two weeks ago. Had an amazing time. Drinks were fairly priced ($4 for a beer and like $12 for two shots) Met the beautiful Bambi and ended up getting…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Almost a 10 in Chicago Club on a Wednesday

Two days in TJ planned, spending my nights in Hotel Cascadas after flying in from Washington DC. Got checked in, showered, and settled. The hotel staff has gotten to know me fairly well (and I…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

All About the Regulars

Had some time to kill before check-in and, on a whim, decided to visit the Tattletale Lounge. My first and only visit here was in 1983, sometime before Motley Crue’s “Girls, Girls, Girls” would…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Variety of pretty girls, good drink specials, cool vibe

Capital Cabaret is my go to for beautiful women in Raleigh. The club is spacious and comfortable to be in. It seems very clean all around. F O O D is SO good! Lunch is…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Quarterly Check In

Well, I decided to go on the spur of the moment. Got there around 11:45, beat the valet, and was able to snag the corner "Shadow Cat" seat without any problem. There were…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Early Friday Night

Swung by around 9:30 on a Friday. First thing I will say is that the doorman told me they would take card inside, but turns out it is cash only. Not a big deal,…

Misty's at Drunk Horse Pub

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Better but still hit or miss

I've been a few times since the first of the year and overall the quality and quantity of dancers has improved since my last review. The inside has been reviewed and nothing new to add.…

Copa Rocka Noches Exoticas

Greensboro, North Carolina

Slow Wednesday

First time visiting Copa Rocka. I had heard this was a Hispanic only club, and most of the other patrons were Hispanic, but I, a white guy, had no issues getting in or hanging…

Silver Reign Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Honestly ... Don’t bother

Well this is a place my buddies and I used to hit regularly but admittedly haven’t tried in a couple years .... so we did last Wed night around 11pm. Walked in after paying the…

Alice's Pioneer Pub

Newark, New Jersey

Not bad for a first time

Alice’s was my second stop of the night once my usual place closed. I got there at about 2:15 which really was 3 because of daylight savings. I heard about this place staying open a…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

After a long break...a fun time at Dreamgirls at Rick's

As the title implies, it had been a long time since I've been out and about. It was busier in the parking lots than I had seen in my past visits, so I expected the…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

More of a sports bar than a club

I've been to this club multiple times, slim pickings in GR, and usually have a pretty good time. I really think of it more as a sports bar that has dancers than a strip club.…

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, Illinois

Is this place still open? Almost a year now without

Is this place still open? Almost a year now without a review, crazy!

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Was Bob Kraft in Seattle recently?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/26-women-rescued-in-seattle-human-trafficking-bust/ar-BBUzOOJ?li=BBnb7Kz For those who have been saying human trafficking is overblown, here's another crackdown. I don't think it is rampant in SCs like in the AMPs that SJG loves so much, but there may be a few isolated cases. Maybe with…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

a notch above the others

beautiful space in general, lots of space to move around in and get comfortable. cover and drinks are high, about $10/10 on average but IMHO that keeps out just a little bit of riffraff and…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Disappointing Visit

Ended up at Sugar 44 after not going into Hi-Liter because HL is scanning ID's again. I went to HL Friday night and there was no scan. HL needs to get their shit together. But…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Voyuer visit

Was low on money, but decided to make a voyuer appearance at the Criket. Moat of the time i run into a few regulars that insist on buying me drinks, but that was bot…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Pros and Cons

Pros: On Sunday afternoons, Cheaters has a jump of four hours on IR down the road. The dance section is arguably the most private and noise-free (or rather, least public and noisy) of…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Packed crowd

I was in the area and stopped by on Saturday night at about 11pm. The parking lot was packed. The main room was packed. Cover was $15, and the Miller Light I…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Managed expectations

Once you have come to grips with the reality of the DC club scene, you accept a few things. Pasties, I suppose, is among them. I and my crew were close by and did the…

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At the beginning of a stripper's wedding, why do they wheel a wheelbarrow full o

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. At the beginning of a stripper's wedding,…

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Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

Better

Went in early Friday evening. Paid cover and went to the bar to have a drink and able to get an overall view of the club. 2 dancers were at the bar having a drink…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Little pricey but worth it

Went to Silver Criket on Saturday afternoon. There was really only one I was interested in, but she made up for the rest. Probably about 40 with huge tits, and flirty. She was a 10…

Mr. Happy's Cafe

Waterbury, Connecticut

Ghost Town

Got here around 2 pm. There's was one other guy here. No other customers. No dancer's onstage. Total ghost town. Manager lady told me the girls were in the back getting ready. One Asian dancer…

Mancave Gentlemen's Club  

Springfield, Oregon

More bar than strip club

I stopped in here after work and was pretty disappointed. There are some lottery slot machines, a pool table and a rough looking bar. There was only one dancer working and the bartender…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Late night

I got to the club after going out for drinks with some freinds. We arrived around 11:30 and they were having a birthday party for one of the other customers there. It wasn't much of…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Thursday Night was better than Friday

This was my first time at Curves. I got there just before 7pm and there were still a few tables on the floor that were open so I took a seat. A waitress…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Making another stop

Came in on a Saturday afternoon to a pretty empty parking lot. I didn't expect much but what the heck. Walked in and went straight for the bathroom. The place has always been clean and…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Not bad but nothing special

I went in around 9:30pm Kimmie caught my eye right away. I was pretty sure she was enhanced and I didnt see any other girls that could compete in that department. I saw a mention…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

You can have a good time if you know what to look for or are lucky

This is a large club with 2 floors, a large stage, including an upper level where the dancers begin their routine, a lot of dancers and massage girls on the staff, in general a lot…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

You will feel like you are in Cuba

Tip: this place in middle of industrial complex so make sure you pick your beers before you get there because there is no store nearby. I was in Austin for the 1st time with a friend…

NB Elite Men's Spa

Tijuana, Baja California

I'm planning a visit soon as was wondering if anyone

I'm planning a visit soon as was wondering if anyone can confirm whether or not they accept credit cards. Their website has the logos that seem to indicate that they do, but I have been mislead in that way

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Sjg

I just took a shit on sjg's privacy fence. His mother hit me with a broom.

Fantasy Plaza

Houston, Texas

Barely worth my time

I've been to this place for many years but it's mostly a disappointment. The girls are not that aggressive to get the money. They rather be sitting play the games a chit chat with each…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Good fun ... surrounded by beautiful women

I've been to this club several times and hadn't been in awhile so... Stopped by the Men's Club with 2 of my lady friends (I'm a guy btw) to celebrate 1 of the ladies birthday's…

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I think Papi May like the clubs I attend

After reviewing all these message board topics over the last several months, I’m beginning to think that Papi Chulo would probably like the clubs I visit. Or, perhaps I would like the clubs he visits. I have been to ONE…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

A little slow but okay

Stopped in on a Wednesday after work around 5:00. There were five dancers, ranging from 6 to 9. There was a $10 cover which, after breaking a $20, allowed for ten ones and about…

Biggins

Daytona Beach, Florida

Low mileage dances, but cheep beers

I came here on a Wednesday night and the first thing I noticed was it was a little slow. There were about 5 girls working that night. They were a mix of white and latino.…

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Fav overcharging for extras at another club

I recently learned that one of my favs dances at another bar. Ive been used to getting LFK and over the pants HJ from her for a year, have always tipped well along with always buying her drinks. I let…

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OT: Hanging out on South Beach (had nothing to do)

It's start of spring break - it is jumping - babes waking the street in bikini on Ocean Dr (next to the beach) - and the ebonies wearing g-strings showing-off what sets them apart (da booty). Got on the normally less-congested…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

Kind of a club, kind of a bar

The club is in a convenient location near the intersection of 611 and the turnpike. For first timers I would suggest getting your turn signal on early or making a pass by and going back…

The Clubhouse

Dallas, Texas

Vinnie’s Legacy

I’ve only been to this club three times as of this review, and I do admittedly post this at a time when the club was closing down. What I will say, though, is that to…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Great for Tulsa. Average for Dallas

No drink hustles. No bullshit. The dancers know to give you time to acclimate. The food sucks and the drinks are over-priced but what did you expect? Easy place to get comfortable,…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

New favorite in ATL

My longtime favorite was forced out of business, so I tried Tattletale. I showed up after midnight on a Friday night and the place was rocking. Lots of really beautiful girls, lots of customers. The…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Can someone elaborate on their Stars in Bars events? It

Can someone elaborate on their Stars in Bars events? It seems like the entertainer just pours drinks does not dance is there an opportunity for private dances with their Guest Bartender? I have been to clubs that invite feature dancers…

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Ever done the upper decker prank at a PUBLIC shitter?

Try it Take a huge shit IN THE TANK of the toilet, then many future users will encounter poop pulp and chunks when it flushes =) Or have you ever unwittingly encountered an upper decker when YOU flushed? This is fun to do…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

My favorite place, si far!!!

I Always return to this club because I didn’t find a better one so far! The cover is 7 or 10$ depending on the week day and free if you are military. And at 10$ a…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

As others have said, not really worth it

I decided to try this place out despite reading a bunch of bad reviews, thinking maybe it's gotten a bit better since then. Well, maybe it has, but it still wasn't worth it. Many seemed…

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Comment on Muddy9's thread about how active you are during lap dances

https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php?id=64466 Muddy9 and some of those like him, they go on and on about buying this kind of service from a strip club dancer. They don't seem to understand that lap dancing started in the front room, at SF MBOT. Mostly…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Dance count disagreement. Will never return.

Used to be my favorite club, but now, will never return. Dancer wanted payment for one more dance than received, and management sided with dancer. Even counted out songs with dancer, but at…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Sat afternoon at 2001.

I come to Tampa for a few days every year. Usually frequent Mons but didn’t want to part with $20 cover during the day. 2001 also had a cover but it was only $10,…

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OT: Restaurant staff singing Happy Birthday

Sitting at Olive Garden having a late-lunch (no decent Italian restaurants in my Cuban hood) - about 5 starff-members a few feet from me start screaming about someone's birthday and break into song - I find that shit so annoying…

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Millennials are cool

These are peeps born after 1980 (technically 1977) - DC is one. They generally try to avoid conflicts and physical fights. Want to live and let live - at least want it that way - and give it a decent try. Part…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Does snow still work here? Haven't seen her the past

Does snow still work here? Haven't seen her the past few times I've been in.

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What does a guy with a huge dick eat for breakfast?

This morning I ate a grapefruit. 4 oranges. 3 pieces of toast. 3 bowls of oatmeal. A gallon of coffee

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Things that make a strip club crappy

I wanna create a Crappiness Score for Strip Clubs. Throw in here stuff you don't like in a strip cub. I'll start 1. Club has minimum drink requirement 2. Greater than 50% of bartenders are males 3. You see bouncer/manager strutting around the floor…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

February visits

This review covers observations from three or four recent visits. Mostly weekdays around 5:30 PM. Have still been able to park at Pep Boys without issue but I'm always on the lookout for someone watching and…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Dead on a weekday afternoon

This place is basically a dumpy bar. It's a large open space that seemed like it could have just been a regular bar -- especially because there was nothing going on when I stopped…

Babes Show Club

Jackson, Mississippi

Surprised!

Ok, so it’s Jackson, MS. My expectations were hopeful, but tempered, at best. Maybe, I thought, a few naked women, some cold beers, and a fairly enjoyable evening. I was surprised!! Most of the women…

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lol best bus driver ever tells kids to "go fuck themselves", bails and strands t

I loathe shitstain children, too. Accompanying link detailing the madness - https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/school-bus-driver-abandons-students-pupils-petrol-station-lori-ann-mankos-northampton-school-a8815336.html

Red Zebra

Matawan, New Jersey

Meh

Rolled in here on a Wednesday night after a work event. I was hoping this would be a great alternative to Fantasies (when ch has gone was downhill). I don't want a dive bar or…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

nice atmosphere

stop in here every now and then because of its nice location and the reasonably priced drinks. The bar tender is very friend think he names illyanna, I'm terrible with names. There were 6 girls…

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Lighting in the CR/VIP

What does everyone (guys & girls) prefer? Would you rather have more lighting so you can see the dancer better OR would you rather have less lighting so everyone else can’t peek in and see what you’re doing in the room? (Caveat:…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

Got burned

Enter The Chaindog. I grabbed a 3 day weekend and headed in to this club Friday night. Full parking lot, Ten dollar cover to an older spinner working the door, Would love to bounce her…

Blush Gentlemen's Club

South Hackensack, New Jersey

Fun Night

I've visited this place last Thursday with a friend of mine. The bar is located at the border between Lodi and South Hackensack. Easily found a parking space on the street but if you…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Friday Night

Got some time on a Friday night. Headed down to the south burbs... Club 390 is always a good time. Weather was getting warmer... And you could tell... When I arrived…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Tried Vixens three times since Dec., think I’ll pass on it for a while

Vixens is one of the nicer SC in Martinsburg, but dancer quantity was way down the past few visits and I always seem to be left deciding I’ll go elsewhere the next time. Had a…

Deja Vu Hollywood

Los Angeles, California

Entertainers have Timed Out

I purchased the cover on Deja Vu website for $19. It said I was getting a deal which originally cost $48. At the gate they did a security check and then verified my ID. They…

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Divorce

https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php?id=62644 Thanks for all the advice on this thread guys. I need more help though. I got bigger problems. I took your advice and got divorced. I left her the house becsuse she moved her boyfriend in there. I rented a nice townhouse…

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Speed? The Trolls are Winning!

Papi mane was complaining about the speed of tuscl yesterday. Founder said if you have too many people on ignored it may slow down your experience... If you are too slow to get the trolls then tuscl is too slow…

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strippers and real females here

please post a picture of your pussy, and we will judge who has the pinkest and prettiest vagina. contest starts NOW good luck

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Looking at penises turns me on <3

Ok

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I think I’m leaving too

99% of the time the conversations are filled with arrogant one sided political arguments. Both sides are guilty. It’s not what I came here for. I developed a habit of checking this board whenever I had even a second of…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Fun for a Couple

Went here with my wife, basically because on a previous trip to AC we went to Stiletto's and felt like going somewhere new. Like all of NJ they don't serve booze, so you can…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Coupla hot ones!!

Arrived at the Hole at about 3:45 this past Wednesday, looking forward to a good time. Sat at the bar along the wall, about even with the middle of the stage. In attendance were: Katie -…

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Petition: Decriminalise prostitution to promote safety

This is a petition to the UK Parliament. I would sign it if I could. Petition Decriminalise prostitution to promote safety Even though their job is legal, prostitution laws prevent women from working together. Sex workers often have to choose between keeping…

XTC 2.0

Dallas, Texas

Urban scene

I was in town for work and came here after a stop at baby dolls. I liked the music here more and it was packed and rowdy with the byob. People were pouring drinks for…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Good Time

Been traveling to Dallas for a few week and had not been to Baby Dolls for a while so decided to stop in. Place is easy to find using GPS. I believe cover…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

Looks like it might have potential

The Gold Club has a nice, upscale look, inside and out. It’s in large building with large white columns in front. The door girl didn’t ask for ID, but charged me a…

Pony

Memphis, Tennessee

Not a bad way to waste an hour

I arrived about 8:00 p.m. There was plenty of parking out front in the fenced lot. It was very cold, but there was a doorman standing just outside the door watching the…

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ATF

Whybis everyone mentioning their Automatic Transmission Fluid on here. Inthought this site wss about strippers

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Been here 3 times already 10/10

It goes to say that your attitude as a person really matters wherever you go. I sometimes see a lot of guys who are shy, or some that just stand around and stare all day.…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

May have sucked me in

I am not particularly an expert, and it's probably been over a year since I last went to a club. But the need was building and I finally bit the bullet and went out. I…

Purple Diamond

Memphis, Tennessee

Nice Dive

The final stop of my tour of Memphis strip club was the Purple Diamond. It’s tucked away in the corner of strip mall parking lot behind a Wendy’s. I got a TSA level pat…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Yo! Staying at cascades 4/11 - 4/17 Will also be

Yo! Staying at cascades 4/11 - 4/17 Will also be exploring different activities in TJ ( water park, breweries, getting tailored clothes, restaurants, and salsa dancing) Obviously I will also be enjoying the women at HK as well! And meeting…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Yo! Staying at cascades 4/11 - 4/17 Will also be

Yo! Staying at cascades 4/11 - 4/17 Will also be exploring different activities in TJ ( water park, breweries, getting tailored clothes, restaurants, and salsa dancing) Obviously I will also be enjoying the women at HK as well! And meeting…

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What is your ATF's rating?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What is your ATF's rating? A. E…

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OT: I wonder how much a Chik-Fil-A franchise costs ?

b/c owning one is probably a license to print $$$. I'm at one now (~7:30pm) and there's a line inside the store 15-deep plus a line of cars at the drivethru - only place I consistently see with lines.

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NBA Season - Remaining Games.

I started a thread back in October about the NBA season. TUSCL wouldn't let me post a new comment to that thread, so I started a new thread. In my October thread, I predicted the Celtics and…

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How active are you during a regular ass lap dance

Because I really get into it. Like dry humping, really doing as much motion if not more than the dancer. But judging by the comments I get from most dancer such as “dude you gotta chill” “relax” and “god damn…

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Missing TUSCLers

Chessmaster hasn't posted in over 2-months where he was a pretty-regular poster in the past - sent him a PM which has remained unread - hope he's ok. There was someone else I had in mind that also hasn't posted but…

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Stripper booty call

Had an interesting experience last night. Dancer I haven't seen for 6 or 7 months texts me at 8pm. She was heading off with some girlfriends on vacation and they all 3 got mad at each other and left her…

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Political Prejudice

The Atlantic recently conducted research on the issue of political prejudice to discover where in America, the least politcally tolerant people reside. The small community of Watertown NY was found to be the most politically tolerant. As you can…

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Nicole1994 this is what you should do if you're actually a virgin

Auction off your virginity to the highest bidder. I'm talking 6 figures. You're always making attention-seeking posts about guys you flirt with, and you are clearly terrible at flirting; you probably are the type of girl who would talk about…

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We have a new challenger for biggest douchebag of 2019

Look out, AOC & Jussie Smollett - https://www.wmur.com/article/police-man-killed-wife-2-friends-when-they-wouldnt-let-him-drive-drunk/26760700

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What would you do?

Happened some time ago - PL is making it rain big time on stage. Dollars flying everywhere with much of them landing on the floor. After the song I'm passing the stage and the dancer asked me to help her…

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I don’t know why I’m still here anymore. So long TUSCL, it has been fun.

Goodbye!

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Today is International Women's Day

Congrats to all dancers for being the fairer sex. All the real men out there appreciate you! This congrats does not apply to the girly guys like txtittyfag... It is for LADIES ONLY!

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Police: Suspect Shot Man Over $30K in Stripper Fees

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/california/articles/2019-03-07/police-suspect-shot-man-over-30k-in-stripper-fees

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Are you a drinker?

Some people don't drink; some people drink a little; some people drink too much and some people cannot stop drinking. Which one are you? Personally I not only drink too much, I drink it in a weird way.…

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Why shouldn't you have sex with a stripper on an elevator?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why shouldn't you have sex with a…

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Does a strip club jacket exist?

Something that would enhance your experience at a strip club. A lot of clubs I've been in have been cold so some way to bundle the girl up might be helpful and get you free value while she sits in your…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Don't get dances from "Beautiful". She's more interested in talking

Don't get dances from "Beautiful". She's more interested in talking about her son and mother and her tattoos than she is in giving dances. A lot of talk and no walk.

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Wow 2-Year Investigation Nets 3 Arrests

Three people were arrested Thursday in a raid at an Oklahoma City strip club, the culmination of a two-year investigation, police said. Heather Emerson-Billings, 43; Bruce Krenz, 60; and Paul Cassidy, 56, were taken into custody after search warrants were served…

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New tool for your strip club bag - The TV-B-Gone

So I found a piece of tech that is extremely useful and powerful in - certain - strip clubs. It is called the TV-B-Gone: https://www.tvbgone.com The TV-B-Gone is a small $20 key fob remote control that turns off televisions... ALL TELEVISIONS! Get…

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"That is their right, and it should not be a crime" - 2020 Presidential candidat

Tulsi Gabbard is really the only dem worth anything.

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I just went there today march 7, i want to

I just went there today march 7, i want to tell what happened to me. I ordered a beer- a modelo- i had to repeat that 3 times, then i wanted to buy some dinner. i wanted to buy some…

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fuck you, Pete Davidson

for getting to bend Kate Beckinsale over. Life is cruel.

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Stripper says she's English but I'm not sure she is

and am not sure I'm being suspicious for no reason It's weird because last night wasn't the first time i talked to her, it wasn't even the second but anytime she had told me where she was from, she never…

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Attn : Founder. Request for change in review format.

I would like to know the actual date of the reviewers visit. Day and time is not enough. The visit could have been a year ago. I read a review recently and that reviewer mentioned a dancer that I have…

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Extras

What happens if a stripper gives you a blowjob and during the blow job her lips fall off and get stuck to your weiner?

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TUSCL speed ?

Has TUSCL looked slower the last few days or is it just me?

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You receive news that ur son is dating me.what would be yall's reaction??? Dont

K

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Free legal advide for leafy green neighborhoods

I know HOA's can be a big pain in the ass and you got to carry a bit paddle so you can turn those power trippin board members over your knee and blister their backsides. I can help you…

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Phoenix AZ

Which clubs do you get the most mileage at? Used to Live in AZ over 10 years ago. My favorite spots where Christies on Washington, Band Aids and Skin, Hi Liter

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"facebook is a soulless, truly evil entity that is destabilizing all of society

I agree with this profound assessment. Your thoughts?

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Feeding on Nidan thread about extras and non-extras clubb

I don’t want to tell anyone that they are having fun wrong so please indulge my curiosity, do you ever hit a club thinking you know what you want out of a particular visit, or even a specific dancer, and…

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What did the stripper say when she was told that Jesus was coming?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What did the stripper say when she…

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THIS HOUSE IS A PRISON! ON THE PLANET OF BULLSHIT! IN THE GALEXY IF THIS SUCKS C

https://youtu.be/LjW3ndBBfj8 The best scene in Step Brothers

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Arnies in Chicago Suburb suffers extortion for years

The attached article outlines the only way extras clubs in Chicago area can exist -- until they can't any more . . . https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/federal-complaint-implicates-harvey-mayor-eric-kellogg-strip-club-shakedown/ Gosh, I miss the good old days. Wonder how many other places exist under similar circumstances.

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OT: Wow

Hopefully the video will play: https://www.msn.com/en-us/autos/enthusiasts/this-ford-gt-obliterates-a-corvette-zr1-in-half-mile-drag-race/ar-BBUsI9a?ocid=spartandhp

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Recommendations for Ontario...California not Canada

I will be traveling to Ontario Ca for business next week and am interested in getting away from my co-workers one night, probably Thursday. I won't have a car and I don't want to spend all my money on cab…

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Pussy Procurement Policies

What are yours?

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Are you intentionally vague on here?

I don’t like being very specific in here wrt thugs like which clubs I go to, or if I’m gonna post a story I usually wait a while. I wouldn’t be in trouble if anyone in my real life figured…

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Msg 4 guys I flirt with in future : don't tell me "meeting u in person" will mak

Lol thats what I told him tonight !

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LOL at politically well connected men on campus who are "afraid of Muslims" but

Arent u scared of me tho??? Lolol

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I stopped talking to this guy bc he was being dumb but I miss flirting with him

Ok

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Getting to know the support staff.

I have found that getting to know the supppot staff has benefits. The last club I left, the bouncer, the DJ, the bartenders and 5 dancers all called me by my first and middle name as I approached the floor,…

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Is it ok to call a girl cocky when she tells you that you are giving creeper vib

I called him out bc he asked me "why not" aftet I told him I didn't wanna wrap my legs around him when cuddling ..he said stop being cocky Lmao fucking little birch. Fuck rapist ass men

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Is it bad if I have more fun at a non Extras club?

I have been assessing my bang for buck lately. Although I absolutely love getting extras, it seems as though I have so much more fun in the non extras clubs. I get to know the bartender, the bouncer, the DJ,…

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another female to rank

and here we go https://goo.gl/images/RgL1sR

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Fruit cup

I just ate a mandarin orange fruit cup actually didn't taste bad

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How and how often do you communicate with your CF/ATF

..and does it translate into OTC? Since joining here, I almost always try to get a number from a dancer who I’ve had fun with and more often than not, we exchange numbers. With many, communication back and forth, almost…