Mister wonderful is right tj is to dangerous. Food will make you sick. Police will shake you down. Chicas give bad service and it takes forever to get back to us.
I heard you can get a front room make out session in Tijuana. If you’re lucky you may also be in for some Mexican bar table dancing. We look forward to your reviews.
@Fagooner, you don't want to go to Tijuana. Only hot women there and they lynch homosexuals. You'll be more at home in San Francisco, where you and your nephew won't be ostracized.
Make sure you have all of your vaccines up to date, and it might be a good idea to invest in an insurance policy that covers paying ransom if you get kidnapped, jes sayin;)
Papi, when people use "Orlando" and "strip club" in the same sentence, I always picture disgruntled Disney characters taking off their clothes for extra cash.
@MisterWonderful I've found the next-best thing is your computer. Do a search for "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" or "Sleeping Beauty" on Pornhub or Xhamster and you'll know what I mean. But, yeah, a lap dance from a babe dressed as Pocahontas or Jasmine from Aladdin works for me.
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It looks like somebody doesn't like you very much
Lol...
He doesn’t need to have insurance policy...
President Donald J Trump will negotiate for his release...
Worst case scenario President Donald J Trump will swap three Mexicans in exchange for him...
Just make sure you have the access telephone number for the White House...
Safe Journey to Tijuana...
Isn’t President Donald J Trump the Great Negotiator & Perfect Deal Maker...
At least that’s what he told his supporters...
Lots of Americans, just like Countryman go down there, but never come back.
SJG
>Skip across the border<
What are you a homo
Damn Skippy
When I'm looking for great strip clubs Orlando is the place to be.
But, yeah, a lap dance from a babe dressed as Pocahontas or Jasmine from Aladdin works for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgnRr170…
SJG