Mister wonderful is right tj is to dangerous. Food will make you sick. Police will shake you down. Chicas give bad service and it takes forever to get back to us.
I heard you can get a front room make out session in Tijuana. If you’re lucky you may also be in for some Mexican bar table dancing. We look forward to your reviews.
@Fagooner, you don't want to go to Tijuana. Only hot women there and they lynch homosexuals. You'll be more at home in San Francisco, where you and your nephew won't be ostracized.
Make sure you have all of your vaccines up to date, and it might be a good idea to invest in an insurance policy that covers paying ransom if you get kidnapped, jes sayin;)
Papi, when people use "Orlando" and "strip club" in the same sentence, I always picture disgruntled Disney characters taking off their clothes for extra cash.
@MisterWonderful I've found the next-best thing is your computer. Do a search for "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" or "Sleeping Beauty" on Pornhub or Xhamster and you'll know what I mean.
But, yeah, a lap dance from a babe dressed as Pocahontas or Jasmine from Aladdin works for me.
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last commentNot really. I hear the San Diego clubs are better than the ones in Orlando.
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You're just a racist, misogynistic, right-wing nutbag!
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Damn it! Wrong account!
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Wow really?? Smartass lol
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@Warrior,
It looks like somebody doesn't like you very much
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Wait a minute codemonkey. Did you call me that or was that rant directed at the gooner ?
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don’t go to Tijuana. it’s dangerous. The murder statistics are high.
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@warrior Could be either of you. It just felt too quiet in here without all the ranting done by our favorite trolls. I'm not used to that!
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With that avatar, codemonkey shouldn't be calling anyone racist. That's worse than black-face.
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You're just jealous of my awesome yellow teeth!
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those are disgusting.
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butt... amongst the others of that dna... probably a non issue...
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Yes, it's worth going to TJ if you intended to go out clubbing while in San Diego.
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Save your money and go to Clermont in Atlanta
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Mister wonderful is right tj is to dangerous. Food will make you sick. Police will shake you down. Chicas give bad service and it takes forever to get back to us.
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U.s clubs are way better.
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I heard you can get a front room make out session in Tijuana. If you’re lucky you may also be in for some Mexican bar table dancing. We look forward to your reviews.
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If you spend too much time in TJ a bargirl WI turn you into a donkey show.
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--- only the bar tables are underground and electrified (I hear they're on circuits :-0)
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@ cristobal mongering way better in us. Mongers do mot need to waste their time in hk
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@Fagooner, you don't want to go to Tijuana. Only hot women there and they lynch homosexuals. You'll be more at home in San Francisco, where you and your nephew won't be ostracized.
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TJ/HK is very addictive so becareful.
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Make sure you have all of your vaccines up to date, and it might be a good idea to invest in an insurance policy that covers paying ransom if you get kidnapped, jes sayin;)
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@Twentyfive...
Lol...
He doesn’t need to have insurance policy...
President Donald J Trump will negotiate for his release...
Worst case scenario President Donald J Trump will swap three Mexicans in exchange for him...
Just make sure you have the access telephone number for the White House...
Safe Journey to Tijuana...
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^"Trump negotiate for his release" that's a scary thought, best to have that insurance policy in place.
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Why is it a scary thought?
Isn’t President Donald J Trump the Great Negotiator & Perfect Deal Maker...
At least that’s what he told his supporters...
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^Ask Otto Warmbler
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Stay away from hk. Tj is dangerous. All chicas overwieght ugly. Better to stay home. The food will give you food poisoning
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Next stupid question.
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Never heard of Tijuana
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^^^^ Those Latina's, they can turn you into a Show Donkey. They do it by the way that they look at you.
Lots of Americans, just like Countryman go down there, but never come back.
SJG
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What are you a homo
Damn Skippy
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Fuck you
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I only go to Tijuana for the tacos.
When I'm looking for great strip clubs Orlando is the place to be.
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^ Do they serve fruitcup tacos ?
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Papi, when people use "Orlando" and "strip club" in the same sentence, I always picture disgruntled Disney characters taking off their clothes for extra cash.
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^ Minnie Mouse might be considered hot in some places;)
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I would pay good money to see the Disney princesses get naked and give me a good lap dance.
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@MisterWonderful I've found the next-best thing is your computer. Do a search for "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" or "Sleeping Beauty" on Pornhub or Xhamster and you'll know what I mean.
But, yeah, a lap dance from a babe dressed as Pocahontas or Jasmine from Aladdin works for me.
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Kenneth Anger 1954, strip club in PA named after this. Don't know if it still has any of the visual imagery.
youtube.com
SJG
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