Addressing the Kiwi in the Room

In case you missed it, IceyLoco, that paragon of erudition, social justice and political correctness, held a press conference today. At the press conference, attended only by his mama and his pet parakeet), Dr. Loco put on display a recently hollowed out kiwi who he introduced as his “new main bitch” and solemnly declared that he had fallen in love.

Paramedics were summoned immediately but unfortunately the kiwi was declared a total loss.