Would you turn your good friends in for some super hot chicks that want to have

I was having this discussion with a couple buddies who grew up right next door and across the street from me. I brought up if grew up next to hot girl next doors instead of the dude next door’s that we ended up with. They got into some typical sappy shit like “I wouldn’t change a thing! No way. Bros before hos. Together forever. All for one and one for all!” All that lame shit that people say.

But in my head I was thinking I would trade these fucking guys in for some hotties in a millisecond. They are just a bunch of doobie tokers any I’d survive. What about y’all? How shallow are all of you?